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The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network. | The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network. | ||
Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/<nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref> | Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/<nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref>{{EDDomain|Last_Measure#Last_Measure_Unified_X}}</ref> | ||
==Last Measure Live== | ==Last Measure Live== | ||
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== Hoaxes == | == Hoaxes == | ||
There are many hoax versions of Last Measure, such as a [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant and HTML5 version. The [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant would supposedly "contain all images from the [[Offended]] page" and "install actual malware in a version of the [[wikipedia:MEMZ|MEMZ]] virus with shock images",<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Glory_Hole_Foundation_Last_Measure_Edition</ref> while the HTML5 version would "abuse JavaScript[,] making it very hard to leave the website once [visited]" and "[make] it impossible to even shut down the computer or use [T]ask [M]anager to kill the...web browser" with the keywords on the page relating to Last Measure, [[wikipedia:Feminism|feminism]], the [[wikipedia:LGBT|LGBT community]], [[wikipedia:Steven_Universe|''Steven Universe'']], and ''[[wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]]'' as an attempt to get the webpage listed under Google and specifically fool [[wikipedia:Tumblr|Tumblr]] users.<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure_HTML5_beta</ref> | There are many hoax versions of Last Measure, such as a [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant and HTML5 version. The [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant would supposedly "contain all images from the [[Offended]] page" and "install actual malware in a version of the [[wikipedia:MEMZ|MEMZ]] virus with shock images",<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Glory_Hole_Foundation_Last_Measure_Edition</ref> while the HTML5 version would "abuse JavaScript[,] making it very hard to leave the website once [visited]" and "[make] it impossible to even shut down the computer or use [T]ask [M]anager to kill the...web browser" with the keywords on the page relating to Last Measure, [[wikipedia:Feminism|feminism]], the [[wikipedia:LGBT|LGBT community]], [[wikipedia:Steven_Universe|''Steven Universe'']], and ''[[wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]]'' as an attempt to get the webpage listed under Google and specifically fool [[wikipedia:Tumblr|Tumblr]] users.<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure_HTML5_beta</ref> | ||
== Forks == | |||
== Soft Measure == | === Soft Measure === | ||
[[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.|250x250px]] | [[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.|250x250px]] | ||
Soft Measure was a variant of Last Measure created by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It reuses the same scripts found in other Last Measure variants, such as the clipboard retrieval script, but replaces all the shock images with images of stuffed animals. The page also contained ASCII art of a teddy bear accompanied by the text "SOFT MEASURE". The "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" voice clip is replaced with a voice clip of a man saying "Hey, with American Online, I can just point, and click!".<ref>The voice clip is an excerpt from computerpranks.com/media/default.cfm?ItemID=210.</ref> | Soft Measure was a variant of Last Measure created by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It reuses the same scripts found in other Last Measure variants, such as the clipboard retrieval script, but replaces all the shock images with images of stuffed animals. The page also contained ASCII art of a teddy bear accompanied by the text "SOFT MEASURE". The "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" voice clip is replaced with a voice clip of a man saying "Hey, with American Online, I can just point, and click!".<ref>The voice clip is an excerpt from computerpranks.com/media/default.cfm?ItemID=210.</ref> | ||
==Seizure Measure== | ===Seizure Measure=== | ||
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”. | Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”. | ||
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The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample. | The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample. | ||
==LastDrive== | ==LastDrive== | ||
LastDrive is a portable Windows application created with [[wikipedia:AutoHotkey|AutoHotkey]] that forces computers to open the lastmeasure.com website. It can be configured to make the script open any shock site of the culprit's choosing and set the amount of time that the victim is forced to view it.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20070117094239/witu.net/lastdrive.html</ref> A fork named LastDrive-X was made, which expanded it to have a port to the [[wikipedia:Flipper Zero|Flipper Zero]] device. | LastDrive is a portable Windows application created with [[wikipedia:AutoHotkey|AutoHotkey]] that forces computers to open the lastmeasure.com website. It can be configured to make the script open any shock site of the culprit's choosing and set the amount of time that the victim is forced to view it.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20070117094239/witu.net/lastdrive.html</ref> A now-discontinued fork named LastDrive-X was made, which expanded it to have a port to the [[wikipedia:Flipper Zero|Flipper Zero]] device. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.<ref>github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js</ref> | *Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.<ref>github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js</ref> | ||
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** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi". | ** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi". | ||
** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function. | ** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function. | ||
*The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" /> | *The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2, which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" /> | ||
*According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref> | *According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref>{{EDDomain|Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure}}</ref> | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
<references /> | <references /> | ||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
===Mirrors=== | ===Mirrors=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain <font color="red">graphic | <u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain <font color="red">extremely [[graphic content]]</font> and may also <font color="red">harm your computer</font>! | ||
*'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s> | *'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s> | ||
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com | :*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com | ||
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*twoloo.neocities.org/files/QuEz.mp4 | *twoloo.neocities.org/files/QuEz.mp4 | ||
*gnaa.africa/captcha | *gnaa.africa/captcha | ||
*browsergamers.neocities.org | |||
===Last Measure Operating System=== | ===Last Measure Operating System=== | ||
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<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so <font color="red">watch it at your own risk</font>. | <u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so <font color="red">watch it at your own risk</font>. | ||
* youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI | * youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI | ||
* '''Permalink''': | * '''Permalink''': tinyurl.com/3ssw376j | ||
* <s>youtube.com/watch?v=D-oBvRN2yHY</s> | |||
===Showcase video=== | ===Showcase video=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following video contains <font color="red">graphic | <u>NOTE</u>: The following video contains <font color="red">extremely graphic content</font>! | ||
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4 | *files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4 | ||
===Further Reading=== | ===Further Reading=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following links contain <font color="red">graphic content</font>! | <u>NOTE</u>: The following links contain <font color="red">graphic content</font>! | ||
*'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' | *'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' {{EDDomain|Last_Measure}} | ||
*'''Shock site on BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].) | *'''Shock site on BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].) | ||
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*[[Internetcri.me]] | *[[Internetcri.me]] | ||
*[[Plan B]] | *[[Plan B]] | ||
{{Maliciousnav}} | {{Maliciousnav}} | ||
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[[Category:Shock sites]] | [[Category:Shock sites]] | ||
[[Category:Pornography]] | [[Category:Pornography]] | ||
[[Category:2003]] | [[Category:2003]] | ||
[[Category:Malicious scripts]] | [[Category:Malicious scripts]] | ||
[[Category:Graphic content]] | [[Category:Graphic content]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Gore]] | ||
[[Category:Goatse]] | |||
[[Category:Anime]] | |||
[[Category:Non-indicative title]] | |||
[[Category:Garry's Mod]] | |||