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|imagecaption = The site to end all sites, R.I.P computers...
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|maker = PenisBird, Rolloffle, Rucas, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nigger_Association_of_America GNAA]
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[[File:Last Measure Banner.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|The Last Measure Banner.]]
[[File:Last Measure Banner.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|The Last Measure banner.]]
'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] made in 2003 by the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA). This shock site was created by ''PenisBird'', a member of the GNAA. This is displayed in the credits of the website, which can be found by viewing the source code of the site.
'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] created in 2003 by Penisbird, a member of the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA).


The site was actively developed until 2010. There are many variants of this website, as the source code is open. Anyone can download it and create their own mirror.
Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the source code for several different versions was made available for download.


== Content ==
== History ==
The original website displayed the [[Goatse]] image as its background, and then opened several browser windows displaying different shock images such as [[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], [[Lemon Party]], [[Pillowfight]], etc along with an extremely loud looped audio of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" to alert people near the viewer. A script on the website would also try to use the <code>mailto</code> and <code>callto</code> functions with the intent to cause the viewer's computer to freeze.
An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AIM) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref>


== Variants ==
The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" />
Last Measure utilizes [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] functions such as the <code>onmouseover</code> and <code>onclick</code> functions to ignore pop-up blockers and spawn windows containing shock images to move and bounce around the viewer's screen.


Some people claim that Last Measure contains actual malware, though this is false, as the script of the website does not download any kind of software on the viewer's device, and the site can be closed by using Task Manager or by resetting the affected computer. Some web browsers such as Internet Explorer or other IE-based browsers may handle the website very poorly and cause the entire device to crash.
==Behavior==
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background, and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".


A few variants of Last Measure use a script called <code>StatsMeasure</code> which leaks the visitor's clipboard data online. Later variants of Last Measure used a Java applet called <code>CoffeeMeasure</code> which spawns several Java application windows that move around the screen. The Unified X version of Last Measure contains a montage of shock images, including images from [[The Pain Series]] and other images from various shock sites. Additionally, an external link to a mirror was added to the [[Offended]] page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
The text "GNAA > j00<ref>The spelling for "you" in [[wikipedia:Leet|leetspeak]].</ref> fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.


== Behavior of Last Measure==
The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref name=":7">Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref name=":8">Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref name=":9">Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.  
People who visit the Last Measure website containing the script often think their computer is infected with a virus. Many internet browsers today may not execute all of the scripts or may prompt a warning before some of the script portions are executed. However, it may still cause temporary ruination. For example, when accessed through Safari, the browser may become overwhelmed by a forkbomb, which involves opening mIRC and the default email client in a loop which causes the computer to slow down or even crash.  


There is a version of Last Measure that uses code from the infamous JavaScript trojan [https://threats.kaspersky.com/en/threat/Trojan.JS.Offiz/ Trojan.JS.Offiz], better known as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSgk7ctw1HY Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot]. This version presents the well-known Flash called <code>rgb.swf</code> which displays bright flashing RGB colors accompanied by a chiptune version of [https://youtu.be/O7CaEWR_Kdk Axel F] from ''[[Wikipedia:Beverly Hills Cop (film series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''
Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.


== Ruby Measure==
==Version 3.4.1==
The GNAA announced a new version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.
Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduced several new developments, such as an expanded image list and more elaborate scripts. The complete image list was christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2">A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp.</ref> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|ouch.jpg]],<ref>The image is called ouch.jpg. but the [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] file is called penisbird.php.</ref> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[spin.gif]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3">A picture of a naked female body builder.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4">A picture depicting Rusty's wife's face photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man. Rusty was the creator of [[wikipedia:Kuro5hin|Kuro5hin]], a popular [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]]-like site.</ref> loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5">A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from [[Goatse.cx]].</ref> and eww.jpg.<ref>A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.</ref> Instead of embedding an [[wikipedia:MP3|MP3]] to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called hey.swf.  


== Last Measure Operating System ==
The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, if the user pressed the Del key, it spawned an alert message containing credits:
The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.
<pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!


The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg, harlequin.jpg, pooped.jpg, [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample.
Additional (actually fucking working in v3.2) popup-blocker-busting by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA
</pre>


Version 3.4.1 contained the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilized a more elaborate [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] checking protocol. Not only did it check if the browser was Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it also checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] and if it was version 4, and checks if the browser was a [[wikipedia:Gecko_(software)|Gecko]]-based browser such as [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. It additionally checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] is [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]].
The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 served the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opened windows if the browser was Internet Explorer and randomly selected which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 was largely unchanged, except that it lacked an [[wikipedia:Conditional_(computer_programming)|if statement]] found in the original mirror.
The page utilized the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref name=":10">Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref name=":11">Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref name=":12">Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload<ref name=":9" /> events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also had a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which made use of the onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> onclick,<ref name=":8" /> and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.
Procreator.php executed the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contained the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
</pre>Version 3.4.1's source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:<pre>
/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
</pre>The procreate function contained another code comment from goat-see:
fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
There was another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It was not rendered as visible text on the page as it was not enclosed within any HTML tags or any visual elements.
== Version 4.1 ==
Version 4.1 used the same image list<ref>PenisBird is replaced with the [[wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.</ref> and hey.swf file as 3.4.1 but introduced several new scripts. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opened windows was renamed shellscript, and the function that moved windows around was renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that used basic [[wikipedia:Arithmetic|arithmetical]] calculations, movew0w used [[wikipedia:Trigonometry|trigonometric]] calculations to determine the window position. The page embedded two [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which opened windows.
It checked whether the user's operating system was [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] was either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].
One notable feature of Version 4.1 was that it retrieved and submitted the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collected other various user data and utilized a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contained the following data:
*ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
*Time: The date and time of the visit.
*Host: [[wikipedia:Hostname|Hostname]], [[wikipedia:IP_address|IP address]], and [[wikipedia:Port_(computer_networking)|port number]] of the visitor.
*Browser: The visitor's browser information.
*Referrer: The website that referred the visitor to the current page.
*User: The string appended to the end of the URL so that a user can track how many times a victim has clicked their link.
*Clipboard: The content of the [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]].
==Last Measure Unified X==
Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: <pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!
Total, complete, all-versions, popup blocker bashing-to-pieces by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
</pre>The full shock image list was [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|awesome.jpg]], [[hello.jpg]], [[Hai2u|hotblowjob.jpg]], zoidberg.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.</ref> [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg,<ref>An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to [[Goatse]].</ref> stopracism.jpg,<ref>An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Weightlifter" image, which depicts a man squatting with a rectal prolapse.</ref> and [[spin.gif]]. Similar to versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embedded hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also included 16 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".[[File:UnifiedX Stats.png|thumb|The stats table generated by Unified X.|250x250px]]The movew0w function returned in Unified X, but the shellscript function was renamed back to procreate. Windows spawned by procreate contained the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilized the onload,<ref name=":11" /> onmousemove,<ref name=":10" /> onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> and onkeydown<ref name=":12" /> events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.
Unified X introduced a function named ruin which calls an [[wikipedia:Infinite_loop|infinite loop]] in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also made various outbound connections. The site attempted to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempted to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and used rlogin and telnet<ref>rlogin and telnet are remote login protocols used to establish a login session on a remote computer over a network. telnet allows the user to pass [[wikipedia:Environment_variable|environment variables]] as parameters, while rlogin does not. rlogin allows the user to automatically connect, while telnet requires verification for each connection. Both rlogin and telnet transmit data in [[wikipedia:Plain_text|plain text]], making intercepted information easily readable. Due to security vulnerabilities and the availability of more secure protocols, rlogin and telnet are no longer widely used in modern networking environments.</ref> to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contained a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opened up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.
Additionally, it opened up [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body "HY LOL HY LOL", and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]].
The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network.
Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/<nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref>encyclopediadramatica.top/Last_Measure#Last_Measure_Unified_X</ref>
==Last Measure Live==
[[File:Nimp.org screenshot.jpg|thumb|250x250px|Last Measure Live attempting to access alt.flame.faggots, but failing due to insufficient memory.]]
Last Measure Live is the current version of Last Measure. It contains many of the payloads found in Unified X but has several new additions. 
Last Measure Live introduces more [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", bringing the total number of clips up to 26. The original "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio clip is included as two WAV files, one called original.wav and the other called HEY.wav. 
The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,<ref>Image not archived.</ref> gratin.jpg,<ref>An image of feces in a dish.</ref> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin4.jpg]], kiss.jpg,<ref>A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.</ref> lunch.jpg,<ref>An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from [[The Mac User|themacuser.org]].</ref> and smile.jpg.<ref>Image not archived.</ref> The index.php file references several more images sourced from [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia_Commons|Wikimedia Commons]]: SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg,<ref>An image of a vulva afflicted by ''condylomata acuminata'', commonly known as genital warts.</ref> Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,<ref>An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange.</ref> Sodomie.jpg,<ref> An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus.</ref> Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,<ref> A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.</ref> Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,<ref>An image of a young girl with smallpox.</ref> JJ_AND_TJ.jpg,<ref> An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.</ref> Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,<ref>An image of breast reconstruction surgery.</ref> Scat-01.jpg,<ref>The same image as gratin.jpg.</ref> and Anal3.jpg.<ref>An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.</ref> 
Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with the following text in first-level header tags: "Sorry, the [website URL] website has been removed due to a complaint. Instead, you can learn more about tobacco-induced cancer on Google Images by clicking here. Please quit smoking." The last two sentences are hyperlinked to a [[wikipedia:Google_Images|Google Images]] search for "tobacco cancr".
== Hoaxes ==
There are many hoax versions about Last Measure, such as a [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant and HTML5 version. The [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant would supposedly "contain all images from the [[Offended]] page" and "install actual malware in a version of the [[wikipedia:MEMZ|MEMZ]] virus with shock images"<ref>https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Glory_Hole_Foundation_Last_Measure_Edition</ref>, while the HTML5 version will "abuse JavaScript making it very hard to leave the website once you visit it, making it impossible to even shut down the computer or use task manager to kill the said web browser" with the tags on the page being "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure Lastmeasurehtml5 last measure html5 last-measure-html5 feminism feminist lgbt lgbtq lgbtqia transgender trans nonbinary non-binary stevenuniverse steven universe steven-universe homestuck" as an attempt to get it under Google to fool [[wikipedia:Tumblr|Tumblr]] users<ref>https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure_HTML5_beta</ref>.
== Soft Measure ==
== Soft Measure ==
[[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|right|A screenshot of '''Soft Measure''' as of December 2nd, 2004.]]
[[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.|250x250px]]
'''Safe Measure''' was a parody and variant of Last Measure made by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It reuses the same scripts taken from the original last measure, but replaced with safe-for-work images of stuffed animals, accompanied by the voice clip "Hey, with American online, I can just point, and click". The full directory can be found [http://people.zoy.org/~sam/softmeasure/ here]. However, this was also eventually defunct.
Soft Measure was a variant of Last Measure created by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It reuses the same scripts found in other Last Measure variants, such as the clipboard retrieval script, but replaces all the shock images with images of stuffed animals. The page also contained ASCII art of a teddy bear accompanied by the text "SOFT MEASURE". The "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" voice clip is replaced with a voice clip of a man saying "Hey, with American Online, I can just point, and click!".<ref>The voice clip is an excerpt from computerpranks.com/media/default.cfm?ItemID=210.</ref>
==Seizure Measure==
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.
 
Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]] and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.
==Last Measure Operating System==
[[File:LMOSFramework.png|thumb|303x303px|The framework of LMOS.]]
Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of the GNAA division [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.  


The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample. 
==LastDrive==
LastDrive is a portable Windows application created with [[wikipedia:AutoHotkey|AutoHotkey]] that forces computers to open the lastmeasure.com website. It can be configured to make the script open any shock site of the culprit's choosing and set the amount of time that the victim is forced to view it.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20070117094239/witu.net/lastdrive.html</ref> A fork named LastDrive-X was made, which expanded it to have a port to the [[wikipedia:Flipper Zero|Flipper Zero]] device.
==Trivia==
*Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.<ref>github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js</ref>
* Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors.
* According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], posting a link to the <nowiki>*.on.nimp.org</nowiki> mirror on [[4chan]] gets you banned.
*The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displayed bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[[wikipedia:Axel_F|Axel F]]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''<ref>"<nowiki>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php</nowiki> - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. '''WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures."''' ([https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site BJAODN])</ref> The animation was also known as E-SHROOMS on teamdead.net.
* The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/<nowiki>http://nero-online.org/</nowiki></ref>
* Last Measure made use of a [[wikipedia:Java_applet|Java applet]] called CoffeeMeasure that spawned several Java application windows that moved around the screen.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20170111162842/<nowiki>http://screamer.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Measure</nowiki></ref>
* Several Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Wildcard_DNS_record|wildcard domains]].
** The full list of wildcard domains was: *.on.nimp.org, *.on.zoy.org, *.roflol.fr, *.ipademu.com, *.ipad-crack.com, *.4chanmirror.com, *.animeforums.eu, *.animetorrents.me, *.moviepiayer.com, *.ircpaste.me, *.troiiing.com, *.mediapiayer.com, *.antignaa.com, *.nimpblock.com, *.wikipaste.eu, *.bioghost.com, *.sarahpaiin.com, *.iinux.be, and *.feenode.net.
* Many Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Bait-and-switch|bait-and-switch]] tactics to deceive victims into visiting them.
** The mirror forums.ddrparadise.eu.org was created to deceive those looking for the DDRParadise forums into visiting Last Measure. The forums were actually located at boards.ddrparadise.eu.org.
** Many wildcard mirrors, such as *.bioghost.com, utilized the upper case "i" (*.bIoghost.com) as it can easily be mistaken for a lower case "l". In the case of *.bioghost.com, the use of the upper case "i" may have deceived the victim into thinking they were accessing a [[wikipedia:Blog|blogging]] platform.
* Many mirrors act as [[wikipedia:URL_redirection#Redirect_chains|redirect chains]] to other Last Measure mirrors.
* An early version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4 contained [[wikipedia:ASCII_art|ASCII art]] of Goatse and the clipboard-retrieving payload.
** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref>
* The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data.
* There was a virus that affected Garry's Mod named the "G-Man Virus", which would jumpscare the player with a texture of G-Man's face before opening nimp.org, with the jews.wmv file supposedly being gay pornography<ref>https://steamcommunity.com/app/4000/discussions/1/648816742798726113</ref><ref>youtube.com/watch?v=nxlnWMoapO8</ref>. However, this is currently unconfirmed as no proof of it exists.
* An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways:
** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata.
** It did not include any [[Harlequin Fetus]] images or images from the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]].
** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi".
** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function.
*The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" />
*According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref>encyclopediadramatica.top/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure</ref>
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionsize="small" captionalign="center" spacing="small">
File:RustleLeague.png|Spreading Last Measure via [[wikipedia:Cross-site_scripting|XSS attacks]].
File:RedHatBugzilla.png|Disguising Last Measure as an [[wikipedia:RPM_Package_Manager|RPM]] patch.
File:Beatlesnimp.png|Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with an encouragement to stop smoking and learn more about tobacco-induced cancer.
</gallery>
</center>
==Notes==
<references />
==Links==
==Links==
<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!</font>
===Mirrors===
*<s>lastmeasure.com</s>
<u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain <font color="red">graphic images</font> and may also <font color="red">harm your computer</font>!
*'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s>
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
:*'''Soft Measure (safe for work):''' web.archive.org/web/20050623004712/softmeasure.zoy.org
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
:*web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
**web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
*'''Version from the GNAUK, the function spawning popups in this version is a basic window opener called "spawncreate":''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
*'''Version 3.4:''' web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
*'''Another GNAUK Last Measure mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040730023931/hwhub.no-ip.com/
*web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
*'''Procreator.php:''' web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*'''Version 3.4.4 Saturn StatsMeasure page:''' web.archive.org/web/20040908192947/cshacks.partycat.us:80/stats.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
*'''Version 4.1''': web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
**'''StatsMeasure page (2008):''' web.archive.org/web/20080422075019/aimtools.serialchiller.org/stats/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2009):''' web.archive.org/web/20090123115506/aimtools.serialchiller.org:80/stats/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/[anything].tripod.com
*'''Unified:''' web.archive.org/web/20060410234852/halflife2.zoy.org/
*web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
*'''Unified X:''' web.archive.org/web/20061104010445/lol.on.nimp.org/
*users.on.net/fafot/RAWR
**users.on.net/~fafot/RAWR
*oocities.org/gniger972
* '''Last Measure Live:''' <s>gnaa.ga/members</s>
*output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
**web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
*web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html
* '''Last Measure Live mirror, which now redirects to the film ''[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers from Outer Space]]'':''' gaynigge.rs/members
** web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
**web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/lysol.ws/idiot/
*'''Soft Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20050623004712/softmeasure.zoy.org
**'''Soft Measure image directory:''' people.zoy.org/~sam/softmeasure/
* *.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20050209020115/torrents.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20070208101956/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20080315221521/facebook.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20080421025456/furfags.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20130821114938/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20151011113932/security.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/
* <nowiki>*</nowiki>.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130810133332/bioghost.com/~mao
** web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20151115232748/oliver.bioghost.com
*<nowiki>*</nowiki>.feenode.net
**web.archive.org/web/20130610055025/offended.feenode.net/
*<nowiki>*</nowiki>.wikipaste.eu
**web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
**web.archive.org/web/20141228080618/offended.wikipaste.eu
* web.archive.org/web/20110208131027/sarahpaiin.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040528113415/miller.axisproductions.com:80/LOL/lastmeasure/christmas.php
* web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/peoplesprimary.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040619135035/lm.h4xx.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/dc.h4xx.com/
* web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040724174801/hardwaredigest.com</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040725090040/linuxmyths.org</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040813015549/r0bin.net/lastmeasure</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040826123258/geek-life.cx.la/
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040908220601/teens4kerry.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040908232254/gmail4troops.info</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040909003001/cshacks.partycat.us
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909004215/cube-europe.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909202234/linux-isoz.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909202306/linux-journal.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040910034455/kathleenfent.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040930015447/cowboyneil.mytheme.com</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040926184210/linux-babes.info</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20041016014412/gmailinvites.no-ip.info
* web.archive.org/web/20041204012346/captain-obvious.com/alissa/
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20041205204445/metawire.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20041215233805/remote-access.renamon.net:280/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20050201082841/traceroute.zoy.org/
* web.archive.org/web/20071228050147/roflcopterd00d.50megs.com
** <s>dirtysanchez.zoy.org</s>
** <s>lastmeasure4.zoy.org</s>
** web.archive.org/web/20060717190220/lastmeasure.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20060722072533/lastmeasureunified.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20150815172925/softmeasure.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20170314100007/freeipods.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20190905204900/halo2.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20200318132008/halflife2.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20200206120603/lastmeasure.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20200429062153/doom3.zoy.org
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050202103734/rucas.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050203212408/catheadlabs.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050207053835/brandonvedas.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050208073619/phonelosers.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/lunixsucks.org/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20110128150100/mediapiayer.com
* web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
* web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
* web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103520/ipademu.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110128075138/troiiing.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103413/ipad-crack.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110203000008/moviepiayer.com
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/lol.rofflecopter.org/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt
* web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
*'''[anything]'''.bioghost.com
*web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
*'''[anything]'''.loldongs.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20080916184050/4chan.eu
*'''[[Nimp.org|anything.on.nimp.org]]'''
*web.archive.org/web/20090612075200/awesomesmiley.tk
*web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
*web.archive.org/web/20090802094012/killje.ws
*<s>web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20100131121242/lm.loldongs.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20110128085827/nimpblock.com
*<s>videos.tittybang.org</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
*web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot
*web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
*'''Flashing Lights variant''': web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
*web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
*web.archive.org/web/20040907182455/doom3.zoy.org/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
*web.archive.org/web/20110208131027/sarahpaiin.com
*web.archive.org/web/20110128085827/nimpblock.com
*web.archive.org/web/20110128150100/mediapiayer.com
*web.archive.org/web/20110128075138/troiiing.com
*web.archive.org/web/20110203000008/moviepiayer.com
*web.archive.org/web/20110129042528/4chanmirror.com
*web.archive.org/web/20110202103413/ipad-crack.com
*web.archive.org/web/20110202103520/ipademu.com
*korven.sajt.org
*beam.to/manifest
*awesomesmiley.tk
*web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
*web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
*web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20130521005655/ww38.bosslegen.de/~andres/flood.html
*web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
*mantako.tripod.com
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
*ytmp4.neocities.org/spin.html
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
*<s>korven.sajt.org</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
*oocities.org/gniger972
*web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org
*output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
 
*[[internetcri.me]]
===Further Reading===
*[[User:Nemesis6051/Last Measure Rewrite]]
 
===See Also===
*[[Nimp.org]]
*[[Wikipaste.eu]]
*[[Plan B]]
*[[Plan B]]
 
===Last Measure Operating System===
<u>NOTE</u>: The following download contains <font color="red">graphic images</font>!
*sam.zoy.org/lmos
*archive.org/details/lmos-0.1.0
===Source code===
===Source code===
*'''Archived source code, courtesy of [[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]:''' pastebin.com/Q1hc8VLz
<u>NOTE</u>: The following downloads contain <font color="red">graphic images</font>!
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz
*'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz
*'''Last Measure Live:''' web.archive.org/web/20130116132710/gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure
**gist.github.com/tubbo/1423942
*'''LastDrive:''' github.com/LuaGunsX/LastDrive
*'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]]
*'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]]


===Background audio===
<u>NOTE</u>: The following downloads contain <font color="red">loud audio</font>!
*files.catbox.moe/3wh1xs.wav
*archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO
*people.zoy.org/~sam/hey_everybody/
===YouTube video===
===YouTube video===
<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.  
<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so <font color="red">watch it at your own risk</font>.  
*youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
* youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
 
* '''Permalink''': web.archive.org/web/20240508191741/litter.catbox.moe/p1egfv.mp4
===Showcase video===
===Showcase video===
<u>NOTE</u>: The following video contains <font color="red">graphic images</font>!
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4
 
===Further Reading===
==See also==
<u>NOTE</u>: The following links contain <font color="red">graphic content</font>! 
*[[Nimp.org]]
*'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' encyclopediadramatica.top/Last_Measure
*[[Wikipaste.eu]]
*'''Shock site on BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].)
*'''''[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites very similar in spirit and in code to Last Measure.]]'''''
==See also==
*[[Internetcri.me]]
*[[Plan B]]
*[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites very similar in spirit and in code to Last Measure]]


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Content Warning!
 The following work contains content and material that some may find shocking. Reader discretion is advised.

The Last Measure banner.

Last Measure was a shock site created in 2003 by Penisbird, a member of the internet trolling group Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA).

Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the source code for several different versions was made available for download.

History

An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.[1]

The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, buddy list sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of RAM.[1]

Behavior

Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg[2] upon immediately entering the website. It set Goatse as the page's background, and opened numerous browser windows via a JavaScript function called procreate containing either Pillowfight, Penisbird, Tubgirl, or Lemon Party. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,[3] which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The text "GNAA > j00[4] fristage postage[5] is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under Google. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic][6] leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of Goatse.cx. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.

The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover[7] and onclick[8] events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload[9] event to spawn even more.

Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer, and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.

Version 3.4.1

Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduced several new developments, such as an expanded image list and more elaborate scripts. The complete image list was christmas.jpg,[10] lemonparty.jpg, ouch.jpg,[11] pillowfight.jpg, tubgirl.jpg, spin.gif, freak.jpg,[12] rustina.jpg,[13] loopback.jpg,[14] and eww.jpg.[15] Instead of embedding an MP3 to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embedded a Flash file called hey.swf.

The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, if the user pressed the Del key, it spawned an alert message containing credits: 

LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Additional (actually fucking working in v3.2) popup-blocker-busting by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA

Version 3.4.1 contained the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilized a more elaborate browser checking protocol. Not only did it check if the browser was Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it also checked if the browser was Netscape Navigator and if it was version 4, and checks if the browser was a Gecko-based browser such as Firefox. It additionally checked if the user's operating system is macOS.

The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 served the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opened windows if the browser was Internet Explorer and randomly selected which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 was largely unchanged, except that it lacked an if statement found in the original mirror.

The page utilized the onfocus,[16] onblur,[17] onmousemove,[18] onload,[19] onkeydown,[20] and onunload[9] events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.[21] The page also had a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which made use of the onmouseover,[7] onclick,[8] and onmouseout[22] events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.

Procreator.php executed the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contained the following text in first-level header tags: 

PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.

Version 3.4.1's source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:

/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */

The procreate function contained another code comment from goat-see: 

fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see

There was another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It was not rendered as visible text on the page as it was not enclosed within any HTML tags or any visual elements.

Version 4.1

Version 4.1 used the same image list[23] and hey.swf file as 3.4.1 but introduced several new scripts. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opened windows was renamed shellscript, and the function that moved windows around was renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that used basic arithmetical calculations, movew0w used trigonometric calculations to determine the window position. The page embedded two Flash files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which opened windows.

It checked whether the user's operating system was Windows, macOS, Linux, OS/2, or BeOS. It also specifically checked if the user's browser was either Opera, WebTV, Internet Explorer, NetPositive, MS Pocket Internet Explorer, Galeon, Konqueror, iCab, OmniWeb, Phoenix,[24] Firebird[25], Firefox,[26] Mozilla,[27] Lynx, Amaya, Safari, Netscape, or AOL Browser.

One notable feature of Version 4.1 was that it retrieved and submitted the user's clipboard data to a hidden form. It also collected other various user data and utilized a PHP script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contained the following data:

  • ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
  • Time: The date and time of the visit.
  • Host: Hostname, IP address, and port number of the visitor.
  • Browser: The visitor's browser information.
  • Referrer: The website that referred the visitor to the current page.
  • User: The string appended to the end of the URL so that a user can track how many times a victim has clicked their link.
  • Clipboard: The content of the clipboard.

Last Measure Unified X

Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its metadata and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under Google. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: 

LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Total, complete, all-versions, popup blocker bashing-to-pieces by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.

The full shock image list was penisbird.gif, awesome.jpg, hello.jpg, hotblowjob.jpg, zoidberg.jpg,[28] tubgirl.jpg, harlequin1.jpg, Pain2.jpg, harlequin2.jpg, Pain3.jpg, harlequin3.jpg, Pain4.jpg, Pain5.jpg, stretch.jpg,[29] stopracism.jpg,[30] rustina.jpg,[13] pooped.jpg,[2] Pain.jpg, freak.jpg,[12] Untitled.jpg, pillowfight.jpg, loopback.jpg,[14] lemonparty.jpg, christmas.jpg,[10] weightlifter.jpg,[31] and spin.gif. Similar to versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embedded hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also included 16 WAV files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The stats table generated by Unified X.

The movew0w function returned in Unified X, but the shellscript function was renamed back to procreate. Windows spawned by procreate contained the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilized the onload,[19] onmousemove,[18] onmouseover,[7] and onkeydown[20] events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.

Unified X introduced a function named ruin which calls an infinite loop in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also made various outbound connections. The site attempted to connect to the GNAA and EFnet IRC servers, attempted to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots Usenet newsgroups, and used rlogin and telnet[32] to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contained a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opened up the computer’s default email client to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.

Additionally, it opened up AOL Instant Messenger to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body "HY LOL HY LOL", and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM buddy list.

The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The WMV did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the PDF file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "Gayniggers From Outer Space [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an eDonkey file-sharing network.

Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.[33] It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.[34]

Last Measure Live

Last Measure Live attempting to access alt.flame.faggots, but failing due to insufficient memory.

Last Measure Live is the current version of Last Measure. It contains many of the payloads found in Unified X but has several new additions.

Last Measure Live introduces more WAV files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", bringing the total number of clips up to 26. The original "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio clip is included as two WAV files, one called original.wav and the other called HEY.wav.

The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,[35] gratin.jpg,[36] harlequin4.jpg, kiss.jpg,[37] lunch.jpg,[38] and smile.jpg.[39] The index.php file references several more images sourced from Wikimedia Commons: SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg,[40] Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,[41] Sodomie.jpg,[42] Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,[43] Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,[44] JJ_AND_TJ.jpg,[45] Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,[46] Scat-01.jpg,[47] and Anal3.jpg.[48]

Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with the following text in first-level header tags: "Sorry, the [website URL] website has been removed due to a complaint. Instead, you can learn more about tobacco-induced cancer on Google Images by clicking here. Please quit smoking." The last two sentences are hyperlinked to a Google Images search for "tobacco cancr".

Hoaxes

There are many hoax versions about Last Measure, such as a Glory Hole Foundation variant and HTML5 version. The Glory Hole Foundation variant would supposedly "contain all images from the Offended page" and "install actual malware in a version of the MEMZ virus with shock images"[49], while the HTML5 version will "abuse JavaScript making it very hard to leave the website once you visit it, making it impossible to even shut down the computer or use task manager to kill the said web browser" with the tags on the page being "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure Lastmeasurehtml5 last measure html5 last-measure-html5 feminism feminist lgbt lgbtq lgbtqia transgender trans nonbinary non-binary stevenuniverse steven universe steven-universe homestuck" as an attempt to get it under Google to fool Tumblr users[50].

Soft Measure

A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.

Soft Measure was a variant of Last Measure created by Sam Hocevar. It reuses the same scripts found in other Last Measure variants, such as the clipboard retrieval script, but replaces all the shock images with images of stuffed animals. The page also contained ASCII art of a teddy bear accompanied by the text "SOFT MEASURE". The "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" voice clip is replaced with a voice clip of a man saying "Hey, with American Online, I can just point, and click!".[51]

Seizure Measure

Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a Flash file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.

Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.

Last Measure Operating System

The framework of LMOS.

Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist operating system developed by Sam Hocevar, a member of the GNAA division Goatse Security. It is written in x86 assembly and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.

The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: hello.jpg, tub.jpg, loopback.jpg,[14] harlequin.jpg, pooped.jpg,[2] pillowfight.jpg, and lemonparty.jpg, and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample.

LastDrive

LastDrive is a portable Windows application created with AutoHotkey that forces computers to open the lastmeasure.com website. It can be configured to make the script open any shock site of the culprit's choosing and set the amount of time that the victim is forced to view it.[52] A fork named LastDrive-X was made, which expanded it to have a port to the Flipper Zero device.

Trivia

  • Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.[53]
  • Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "Offended" and the "Pain Series" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors.
  • According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, posting a link to the *.on.nimp.org mirror on 4chan gets you banned.
  • The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on Albino Blacksheep, which displayed bright flashing RGB colors accompanied by a chiptune version of "Axel F" from Beverly Hills Cop.[54] The animation was also known as E-SHROOMS on teamdead.net.
  • The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.[55]
  • Last Measure made use of a Java applet called CoffeeMeasure that spawned several Java application windows that moved around the screen.[56]
  • Several Last Measure mirrors made use of wildcard domains.
    • The full list of wildcard domains was: *.on.nimp.org, *.on.zoy.org, *.roflol.fr, *.ipademu.com, *.ipad-crack.com, *.4chanmirror.com, *.animeforums.eu, *.animetorrents.me, *.moviepiayer.com, *.ircpaste.me, *.troiiing.com, *.mediapiayer.com, *.antignaa.com, *.nimpblock.com, *.wikipaste.eu, *.bioghost.com, *.sarahpaiin.com, *.iinux.be, and *.feenode.net.
  • Many Last Measure mirrors made use of bait-and-switch tactics to deceive victims into visiting them.
    • The mirror forums.ddrparadise.eu.org was created to deceive those looking for the DDRParadise forums into visiting Last Measure. The forums were actually located at boards.ddrparadise.eu.org.
    • Many wildcard mirrors, such as *.bioghost.com, utilized the upper case "i" (*.bIoghost.com) as it can easily be mistaken for a lower case "l". In the case of *.bioghost.com, the use of the upper case "i" may have deceived the victim into thinking they were accessing a blogging platform.
  • Many mirrors act as redirect chains to other Last Measure mirrors.
  • An early version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of Goatse and the clipboard-retrieving payload.
    • An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,[57] and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.[58]
  • The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data.
  • There was a virus that affected Garry's Mod named the "G-Man Virus", which would jumpscare the player with a texture of G-Man's face before opening nimp.org, with the jews.wmv file supposedly being gay pornography[59][60]. However, this is currently unconfirmed as no proof of it exists.
  • An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways:
    • It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata.
    • It did not include any Harlequin Fetus images or images from the Pain Series.
    • The file that it attempted to download from eDonkey was "Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith.2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi".
    • It contained a function called extruin, which entered a for loop that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function.
  • The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.[33]
  • According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the Ruby programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.[61]

Gallery

  • Spreading Last Measure via XSS attacks.

    Spreading Last Measure via XSS attacks.

  • Disguising Last Measure as an RPM patch.

    Disguising Last Measure as an RPM patch.

  • Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with an encouragement to stop smoking and learn more about tobacco-induced cancer.

    Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with an encouragement to stop smoking and learn more about tobacco-induced cancer.

Notes

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/http://lastmeasure.com/history.php
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.
  3. ↑ A reference to fsck, a Unix utility that checks the file system for damage.
  4. ↑ The spelling for "you" in leetspeak.
  5. ↑ "fristage postage" is a reference to first post, an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.
  6. ↑ This typo is corrected in later versions.
  7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 7.2 Occurs when the cursor enters an element.
  8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 Occurs when the user clicks on an element.
  9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.
  10. ↑ 10.0 10.1 A picture of a person stretching her anus to Goatse proportions with a table clamp.
  11. ↑ The image is called ouch.jpg. but the PHP file is called penisbird.php.
  12. ↑ 12.0 12.1 A picture of a naked female body builder.
  13. ↑ 13.0 13.1 A picture depicting Rusty's wife's face photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man. Rusty was the creator of Kuro5hin, a popular Slashdot-like site.
  14. ↑ 14.0 14.1 14.2 A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from Goatse.cx.
  15. ↑ A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.
  16. ↑ Occurs when an element gets focus.
  17. ↑ Occurs when an element loses focus.
  18. ↑ 18.0 18.1 Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.
  19. ↑ 19.0 19.1 Occurs when an object has been loaded.
  20. ↑ 20.0 20.1 Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.
  21. ↑ Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.
  22. ↑ Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.
  23. ↑ PenisBird is replaced with the GIF version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.
  24. ↑ The initial code name for Firefox.
  25. ↑ The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from Phoenix Technologies.
  26. ↑ The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the Firebird database software project.
  27. ↑ Refers to the original codebase of the Netscape Navigator web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into Mozilla Firefox.
  28. ↑ Rotten.com's "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.
  29. ↑ An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to Goatse.
  30. ↑ An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.
  31. ↑ Rotten.com's "Weightlifter" image, which depicts a man squatting with a rectal prolapse.
  32. ↑ rlogin and telnet are remote login protocols used to establish a login session on a remote computer over a network. telnet allows the user to pass environment variables as parameters, while rlogin does not. rlogin allows the user to automatically connect, while telnet requires verification for each connection. Both rlogin and telnet transmit data in plain text, making intercepted information easily readable. Due to security vulnerabilities and the availability of more secure protocols, rlogin and telnet are no longer widely used in modern networking environments.
  33. ↑ 33.0 33.1 web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support
  34. ↑ encyclopediadramatica.top/Last_Measure#Last_Measure_Unified_X
  35. ↑ Image not archived.
  36. ↑ An image of feces in a dish.
  37. ↑ A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.
  38. ↑ An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from themacuser.org.
  39. ↑ Image not archived.
  40. ↑ An image of a vulva afflicted by condylomata acuminata, commonly known as genital warts.
  41. ↑ An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange.
  42. ↑ An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus.
  43. ↑ A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.
  44. ↑ An image of a young girl with smallpox.
  45. ↑ An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.
  46. ↑ An image of breast reconstruction surgery.
  47. ↑ The same image as gratin.jpg.
  48. ↑ An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.
  49. ↑ https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Glory_Hole_Foundation_Last_Measure_Edition
  50. ↑ https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure_HTML5_beta
  51. ↑ The voice clip is an excerpt from computerpranks.com/media/default.cfm?ItemID=210.
  52. ↑ web.archive.org/web/20070117094239/witu.net/lastdrive.html
  53. ↑ github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js
  54. ↑ "http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures." (BJAODN)
  55. ↑ web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/http://nero-online.org/
  56. ↑ web.archive.org/web/20170111162842/http://screamer.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Measure
  57. ↑ view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/softmeasure.zoy.org/
  58. ↑ epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified
  59. ↑ https://steamcommunity.com/app/4000/discussions/1/648816742798726113
  60. ↑ youtube.com/watch?v=nxlnWMoapO8
  61. ↑ encyclopediadramatica.top/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure

Links

Mirrors

NOTE: The following websites contain graphic images and may also harm your computer!

  • Distribution site: lastmeasure.com
  • web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
  • Original mirror: web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
  • GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows: web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
    • web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
  • Version 3.4: web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
  • Version 3.4.1: web.archive.org/web/20040730023931/hwhub.no-ip.com/
  • Procreator.php: web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
  • Version 3.4.4 Saturn StatsMeasure page: web.archive.org/web/20040908192947/cshacks.partycat.us:80/stats.php
  • Version 4.1: web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
    • StatsMeasure page (2008): web.archive.org/web/20080422075019/aimtools.serialchiller.org/stats/index.php
    • StatsMeasure page (2009): web.archive.org/web/20090123115506/aimtools.serialchiller.org:80/stats/index.php
  • Unified: web.archive.org/web/20060410234852/halflife2.zoy.org/
  • Unified X: web.archive.org/web/20061104010445/lol.on.nimp.org/
    • users.on.net/~fafot/RAWR
  • Last Measure Live: gnaa.ga/members
    • web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
  • Last Measure Live mirror, which now redirects to the film Gayniggers from Outer Space: gaynigge.rs/members
    • web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
  • Seizure Measure: web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
    • web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/lysol.ws/idiot/
  • Soft Measure: web.archive.org/web/20050623004712/softmeasure.zoy.org
    • Soft Measure image directory: people.zoy.org/~sam/softmeasure/
  • *.on.nimp.org
    • web.archive.org/web/20050209020115/torrents.on.nimp.org
    • web.archive.org/web/20070208101956/gnaa.nimp.org/
    • web.archive.org/web/20080315221521/facebook.on.nimp.org
    • web.archive.org/web/20080421025456/furfags.on.nimp.org
    • web.archive.org/web/20130821114938/gnaa.nimp.org/
    • web.archive.org/web/20151011113932/security.on.nimp.org
    • web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org
    • web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/
  • *.bioghost.com
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  • Plan B

Last Measure Operating System

NOTE: The following download contains graphic images!

  • sam.zoy.org/lmos
  • archive.org/details/lmos-0.1.0

Source code

NOTE: The following downloads contain graphic images!

  • Version 3.4.1: web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz
  • Version 4.1: web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz
  • Last Measure Live: web.archive.org/web/20130116132710/gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure
    • gist.github.com/tubbo/1423942
  • LastDrive: github.com/LuaGunsX/LastDrive
  • Backup: Last Measure/SourceCode

Background audio

NOTE: The following downloads contain loud audio!

  • files.catbox.moe/3wh1xs.wav
  • archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO
  • people.zoy.org/~sam/hey_everybody/

YouTube video

NOTE: The Goatse image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.

  • youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
  • Permalink: web.archive.org/web/20240508191741/litter.catbox.moe/p1egfv.mp4

Showcase video

NOTE: The following video contains graphic images!

  • files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4

Further Reading

NOTE: The following links contain graphic content!

  • Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica: encyclopediadramatica.top/Last_Measure
  • Shock site on BJAODN: bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under CC-BY-SA.)

See also

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