Somebodylovesyou.biz

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Somebodylovesyou.biz was a shock site animation released around 2004. Originally an email prank from the Early Liquid Generation E-Card Sabotages titled "Happy White Seal says 'I Love You'", it was later hosted by ShockSiteList.com. The latter also created their own version of another screamer called "Tiny Dot Maze"

The website presents a faux title bar reading "Somebody loves you!" and an animation of a white cartoon seal in an Arctic setting surrounded by animated red hearts. After displaying a message that reads, "Wow! Someone must love you really really a whole lot to send you such a lovely card! I love you so much, from a very special friend!", the footage abruptly cuts to a man kissing a taxidermy goat head. The website ends with a black screen displaying the text "GOTCHA!" and a link reading "Find a hot new lover from your area below!".

Liquid Generation's version cuts to a flashing black-and-white pattern accompanied by a voice shouting, "WWW.ANALSEX.COM ALL ANAL!!!! ALL THE TIME!" which is also displayed as on-screen text. Albino Blacksheep hosted this version as "Seal." (not to be confused with the singer.)

Links

NOTE: The following shock sites contains slight pornography!

• web.archive.org/web/20080725045114/somebodylovesyou.biz
• Liquid Generation version: albinoblacksheep.com/flash/seal

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