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SomebodyLovesYou.biz, also known as "Happy White Seal says "I Love You", is a shock site part of the Early Liquid Generation E-Card Sabotages created in 2005. It displays a fake title bar, which says "Somebody loves you!", and a white cartoon seal sitting in an arctic area with red animated hearts around it. It tells the viewer: "Wow! Someone must love you really really a whole lot to send you such a lovely card! I love you so much, from a very special friend!", the animation then immediately cuts to live-action footage of a man kissing a taxidermy goat head, followed by a black screen with some text, saying "GOTCHA!" and "Find a hot new lover from your area below!".
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- There was an original version, first seen on Albino Blacksheep, where the goat is replaced with a flashing black and white screen, and a voice shouts out “ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL! ALL THE TIME!”, which is also displayed as text on the screen.
- albinoblacksheep.com/flash/seal (FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!)