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'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] made in 2003 by the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA). This shock site was created by ''PenisBird'', a member of the GNAA. This is displayed in the credits of the website, which can be found by viewing the source code of the site.
'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] made in 2003 by the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA). This shock site was created by ''PenisBird'', a member of the GNAA. This is displayed in the credits of the website, which can be found by viewing the source code of the site.


The site was actively developed until 2010. There are plenty of variants of this website, as the source code is open. Anyone can download it and create their own mirror.
The site was actively developed until 2010. There are many variants of this website, as the source code is open. Anyone can download it and create their own mirror.


==Content==
==Content==
The original website displayed the [[Goatse]] image as its background, and then opened several browser windows displaying different shock images, including [[Tubgirl]], [[Lemon Party]], [[Pillowfight]], etc, along with an extremely loud looped audio of a man screaming "''HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!''" to alert people near you. A script on the website would also try to use the <code>mailto</code> and <code>callto</code> functions with the intent to cause the viewer's computer to freeze.
The original website displayed the [[Goatse]] image as its background, and then opened several browser windows displaying different shock images, including [[Tubgirl]], [[Lemon Party]], and [[Pillowfight]] along with an extremely loud looped audio of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" to alert people near you. A script on the website would also try to use the <code>mailto</code> and <code>callto</code> functions with the intent to cause the viewer's computer to freeze.


==Variants==
==Variants==
Last Measure uses JavaScript functions such as the <code>onmouseover</code> and <code>onclick</code> functions to ignore pop-up blockers and spawn windows containing shock images to move and bounce around the viewer's screen.  
Last Measure utilizes [[JavaScript]] functions such as the <code>onmouseover</code> and <code>onclick</code> functions to ignore pop-up blockers and spawn windows containing shock images to move and bounce around the viewer's screen.  


Some people claim that Last Measure contains actual malware, though this claim is false, as the script of the website doesn't download any kind of software on the viewer's device, and the site can be closed by using Task Manager or by resetting the affected computer. Some web browsers such as Internet Explorer or other IE-based browsers may handle the website very poorly and cause the entire device to crash.
Some people claim that Last Measure contains actual malware, though this is false, as the script of the website does not download any kind of software on the viewer's device, and the site can be closed by using Task Manager or by resetting the affected computer. Some web browsers such as Internet Explorer or other IE-based browsers may handle the website very poorly and cause the entire device to crash.


A few versions use a script called <code>StatsMeasure</code> which leaks the visitor's clipboard data online. Later versions of Last Measure used a Java applet called <code>CoffeeMeasure</code> which spawns several Java application windows that move around the screen. The Unified X version of Last Measure contains a montage of shock images, including images from [[The Pain Series]] and other images from various shock sites. Additionally, an external link to a mirror was added to the [[Offended]] page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
A few variants of Last Measure use a script called <code>StatsMeasure</code> which leaks the visitor's clipboard data online. Later variants of Last Measure used a Java applet called <code>CoffeeMeasure</code> which spawns several Java application windows that move around the screen. The Unified X version of Last Measure contains a montage of shock images, including images from [[The Pain Series]] and other images from various shock sites. Additionally, an external link to a mirror was added to the [[Offended]] page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].


==Behavior of Last Measure==
== Behavior of Last Measure==
People who visit the Last Measure website containing the script often think their computer is infected with a virus. Many internet browsers today may not execute all of the scripts or may prompt a warning before some of the script portions are executed. However, it may still cause temporary ruination. For example, when accessed through Safari, the browser may become overwhelmed by a forkbomb, which involves opening mIRC and the default email client in a loop which causes the computer to slow down or even crash.  
People who visit the Last Measure website containing the script often think their computer is infected with a virus. Many internet browsers today may not execute all of the scripts or may prompt a warning before some of the script portions are executed. However, it may still cause temporary ruination. For example, when accessed through Safari, the browser may become overwhelmed by a forkbomb, which involves opening mIRC and the default email client in a loop which causes the computer to slow down or even crash.  


There is a version of Last Measure that also uses code from the infamous JavaScript Trojan "Offiz," famously known as "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSgk7ctw1HY You are an idiot]" which presents the well-known Flash application called <code>rgb.swf</code> which displays bright flashing RGB colors accompanied by a chiptune version of [https://youtu.be/O7CaEWR_Kdk Axel F] from ''[[Wikipedia:Beverly Hills Cop (film series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''
There is a version of Last Measure that uses code from the infamous JavaScript trojan [https://threats.kaspersky.com/en/threat/Trojan.JS.Offiz/ Trojan.JS.Offiz], better known as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSgk7ctw1HY Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot]. This version presents the well-known Flash called <code>rgb.swf</code> which displays bright flashing RGB colors accompanied by a chiptune version of [https://youtu.be/O7CaEWR_Kdk Axel F] from ''[[Wikipedia:Beverly Hills Cop (film series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''
==Ruby Measure==
== Ruby Measure==
The GNAA announced a new version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be completely written in the programming language [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]], and would have been launched in May 2013. However, this plan was eventually canceled.
The GNAA announced a new version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.
==Last Measure Operating System==
The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.
 
The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg, harlequin.jpg, pooped.jpg, [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample.  


==Links==
==Links==
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*web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
*web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org
*web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org
===Last Measure Operating System===
<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following download contains graphic images!</font>
*sam.zoy.org/lmos/


===YouTube video===
===YouTube video===
<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.  
*youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
*youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
===Source code===
===Source code===
*'''Archived source code, courtesy of [[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]:''' pastebin.com/Q1hc8VLz
*'''Archived source code, courtesy of [[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]:''' pastebin.com/Q1hc8VLz
*'''Backed up, just in case:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]]
*'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]]


===Showcase video===
===Showcase video===

Revision as of 15:18, 11 June 2023

Content Warning!
 The following work contains content and material that some may find shocking. Reader discretion is advised.

The Last Measure Banner.

Last Measure was a shock site made in 2003 by the internet trolling group Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA). This shock site was created by PenisBird, a member of the GNAA. This is displayed in the credits of the website, which can be found by viewing the source code of the site.

The site was actively developed until 2010. There are many variants of this website, as the source code is open. Anyone can download it and create their own mirror.

Content

The original website displayed the Goatse image as its background, and then opened several browser windows displaying different shock images, including Tubgirl, Lemon Party, and Pillowfight along with an extremely loud looped audio of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" to alert people near you. A script on the website would also try to use the mailto and callto functions with the intent to cause the viewer's computer to freeze.

Variants

Last Measure utilizes JavaScript functions such as the onmouseover and onclick functions to ignore pop-up blockers and spawn windows containing shock images to move and bounce around the viewer's screen.

Some people claim that Last Measure contains actual malware, though this is false, as the script of the website does not download any kind of software on the viewer's device, and the site can be closed by using Task Manager or by resetting the affected computer. Some web browsers such as Internet Explorer or other IE-based browsers may handle the website very poorly and cause the entire device to crash.

A few variants of Last Measure use a script called StatsMeasure which leaks the visitor's clipboard data online. Later variants of Last Measure used a Java applet called CoffeeMeasure which spawns several Java application windows that move around the screen. The Unified X version of Last Measure contains a montage of shock images, including images from The Pain Series and other images from various shock sites. Additionally, an external link to a mirror was added to the Offended page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Behavior of Last Measure

People who visit the Last Measure website containing the script often think their computer is infected with a virus. Many internet browsers today may not execute all of the scripts or may prompt a warning before some of the script portions are executed. However, it may still cause temporary ruination. For example, when accessed through Safari, the browser may become overwhelmed by a forkbomb, which involves opening mIRC and the default email client in a loop which causes the computer to slow down or even crash.

There is a version of Last Measure that uses code from the infamous JavaScript trojan Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot. This version presents the well-known Flash called rgb.swf which displays bright flashing RGB colors accompanied by a chiptune version of Axel F from Beverly Hills Cop.

Ruby Measure

The GNAA announced a new version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the Ruby programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.

Last Measure Operating System

The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist operating system developed by Sam Hocevar. It is written in x86 assembly and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.

The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: hello.jpg, tub.jpg, loopback.jpg, harlequin.jpg, pooped.jpg, pillowfight.jpg, and lemonparty.jpg, and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample.

Links

NOTE: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!

  • Lastmeasure.com
  • web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
  • Current Mirror: gnaa.ga/members
  • Mirror, now redirects to a movie: gaynigge.rs/members
  • web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
  • web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
  • Version from the GNAUK, the function spawning popups in this version is a basic window opener called "spawncreate": web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
  • Another GNAUK Last Measure mirror: web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
  • web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
  • web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
  • web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/[anything].tripod.com
  • web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
  • archive.ph/hiGQ0
  • users.on.net/fafot/RAWR
  • oocities.org/gniger972
  • output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
  • Internetcri.me
  • web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html
  • web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
  • [anything].bioghost.com
  • [anything].loldongs.eu
  • web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
  • anything.on.nimp.org
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
  • web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
  • web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot
  • web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
  • Flashing Lights variant: web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
  • web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
  • web.archive.org/web/20040907182455/doom3.zoy.org/index.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
  • korven.sajt.org
  • beam.to/manifest
  • awesomesmiley.tk
  • web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
  • web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
  • web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org

Last Measure Operating System

NOTE: The following download contains graphic images!

  • sam.zoy.org/lmos/

YouTube video

NOTE: The Goatse image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.

  • youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI

Source code

Showcase video

  • files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4

Background audio

  • gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav

See also

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