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The page begins with a message at the top of the article that reads "'''THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.''' Were you ''offended'' by what you just saw? Please scroll '''SLOWLY''' to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)". Below this message is a string of images | The page begins with a message at the top of the article that reads "'''THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.''' Were you ''offended'' by what you just saw? Please scroll '''SLOWLY''' to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)". Below this message is a string of innocuous images of cute animals and girls. Under the last safe-for-work image is a gigantic montage of gruesome images depicting pornography, gore, and various other kinds of shocking and offensive content. | ||
The original Offended page has changed a bit since its creation in 2007, and some images featured in the past are not included on the page today. However, most of the images from the very first | The original Offended page has changed a bit since its creation in 2007, and some images featured in the past are not included on the page today. However, most of the images from the very first Offended page have remained untouched since the original page was created. | ||
==Imagery featured== | ==Imagery featured== | ||
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* A decomposed head with a corpse stabbed by a tree. | * A decomposed head with a corpse stabbed by a tree. | ||
* A traumatic degloved leg with the flesh being fully visible. | * A traumatic degloved leg with the flesh being fully visible. | ||
* The results of a shotgun | * The results of a shotgun injury. | ||
* A man with his head stabbed. | * A man with his head stabbed. | ||
* A low-quality image of a Loli about to get raped. | * A low-quality image of a Loli about to get raped. | ||
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* A picture of evil-demonic-[[Pazuzu|pazuzu]]-possessed [[Regan MacNeil]] from the 1973 psychological horror film ''[[wikipedia:The Exorcist|The Exorcist]]''. | * A picture of evil-demonic-[[Pazuzu|pazuzu]]-possessed [[Regan MacNeil]] from the 1973 psychological horror film ''[[wikipedia:The Exorcist|The Exorcist]]''. | ||
* A image of a fish shoved up someone's rear | * A image of a fish shoved up someone's rear | ||
* A GIF of an naked man cutting off the tip of his own penis with an knife. (The same | * A GIF of an naked man cutting off the tip of his own penis with an knife. (The same clip used in [[Victory Screeeeech]] but converted to GIF form). | ||
* A woman impaled on a | * A woman impaled on a stake from the movie ''[[wikipedia:Cannibal Holocaust|Cannibal Holocaust]].'' | ||
* Pictures of anal prolapse. | * Pictures of anal prolapse. | ||
* A man with a flashlight stuck up his own rear. | * A man with a flashlight stuck up his own rear. | ||
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* The [[Hai2u]] Image. | * The [[Hai2u]] Image. | ||
* An image of a penis with a plate of vegetables on it, and beside it and an image of it mixed in noodles. | * An image of a penis with a plate of vegetables on it, and beside it and an image of it mixed in noodles. | ||
* An image of JaSonic putting his own penis onto a [[wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog (character)|Sonic The Hedgehog]] plush doll | * An image of JaSonic putting his own penis onto a [[wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog (character)|Sonic The Hedgehog]] plush doll covered in feces which that is laying on a diaper. | ||
* A GIF of [[wikipedia:Robert Budd Dwyer|R. Budd Dwyer]] putting | * A GIF of [[wikipedia:Robert Budd Dwyer|R. Budd Dwyer]] putting a [[wikipedia:.357 Magnum|357 magnum revolver]] in his mouth and killing himself; this GIF clip comes from the 1993 shock documentary mondo film ''[[wikipedia:Traces of Death|Traces of Death]]. | ||
* An image of a dog vomiting. | * An image of a dog vomiting. | ||
* Artwork of a female furry fox disemboweling herself. | * Artwork of a female furry fox disemboweling herself. | ||
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* A [[wikipedia:Rule 34|Rule 34]] image of Marie Kanker licking Edd's penis from ''[[wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''. | * A [[wikipedia:Rule 34|Rule 34]] image of Marie Kanker licking Edd's penis from ''[[wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''. | ||
* The Fanbangho.com image. | * The Fanbangho.com image. | ||
* A man with his own scrotum and testicles cut off | * A man with his own scrotum and testicles cut off and lying in front of him. | ||
* A feces-covered teddy bear next to additional feces. | * A feces-covered teddy bear next to additional feces. | ||
* An asian woman with her vagina full of cockroaches. | * An asian woman with her vagina full of cockroaches. | ||
* The [[Bottle Guy]] image. | * The [[Bottle Guy]] image. | ||
* Various pictures of | * Various pictures of roadkilled animals. | ||
* A man stomping on a skinny African child. | * A man stomping on a skinny African child. | ||
* A penis inside of a dream catcher. | * A penis inside of a dream catcher. | ||
* A man with his head smashed in a wall. | * A man with his head smashed in a wall. | ||
* A GIF of a mouse getting blended. | * A GIF of a mouse getting blended. | ||
* Various images of animal cruelty. | * Various other images of animal cruelty. | ||
* A fetish image | * A vore fetish image. | ||
* A picture of [[wikipedia:Murder of Bianca Devins|Bianca Devins]]' dead body. | * A picture of [[wikipedia:Murder of Bianca Devins|Bianca Devins]]' dead body. | ||
* An ugly woman. | * An ugly woman. | ||
* An ugly fish. | * An ugly fish. | ||
* A molten skull with a video cassette | * A molten skull with a video cassette inside of it. | ||
* An image of the degloved face of a woman. | * An image of the degloved face of a woman. | ||
* Several [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin fetus]] images. | * Several [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin fetus]] images. | ||
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* Rule 34 of ''[[wikipedia:Pokémon|Pokémon]].'' | * Rule 34 of ''[[wikipedia:Pokémon|Pokémon]].'' | ||
* Rule 34 of ''[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]].'' | * Rule 34 of ''[[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]].'' | ||
* | * Even more rule 34 images. | ||
* All ''Two Babies One Fox'' pages | * All ''Two Babies One Fox'' pages. | ||
* A knife in a man's penis. | * A knife in a man's penis. | ||
* An image of a soup with cockroaches in it. | * An image of a soup with cockroaches in it. | ||
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* A picture of a girl smearing feces on herself. | * A picture of a girl smearing feces on herself. | ||
* An image of a woman holding up a dog with its insides cut open and exposed. | * An image of a woman holding up a dog with its insides cut open and exposed. | ||
* An image of | * An image of a very fat woman cosplaying as [[wikipedia:Wonder Woman|Wonder Woman]]. | ||
* An image of a prolapsed vagina. | * An image of a prolapsed vagina. | ||
* A GIF of a head being shoved into a vagina. | * A GIF of a head being shoved into a vagina. | ||
* A GIF of a blood-covered dog | * A GIF of a blood-covered dog | ||
* A very low-quality GIF of [[FunkyTown]]. | * A very low-quality GIF of [[FunkyTown]]. | ||
* An image of a man with rectal prolapse. | * An image of a man with rectal prolapse. | ||
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* [[Wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]]'s corpse. | * [[Wikipedia:John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy]]'s corpse. | ||
* A severed head in a field. | * A severed head in a field. | ||
* An image of a vampire woman slitting herself with a knife ( | * An image of a vampire woman slitting herself with a knife (the same image used on the EvilStick bootleg). | ||
* A woman crushing a kitten's head with her | * A woman crushing a kitten's head with her foot. | ||
* A man getting literally ripped apart. | * A man getting literally ripped apart. | ||
* A painting of [[wikipedia:Saturn Devouring His Son|Saturn Devouring His Son]] by [[wikipedia:Francisco Goya|Francisco Goya]]. | * A painting of [[wikipedia:Saturn Devouring His Son|Saturn Devouring His Son]] by [[wikipedia:Francisco Goya|Francisco Goya]]. | ||
* An open wide mouth with teeth. | * An open wide mouth with teeth. | ||
* A viral video GIF of | * A viral video GIF of exploding sperm whale carcasses. | ||
* An infected foot. | * An infected foot. | ||
* A GIF of a man inserting a worm inside his penis. | * A GIF of a man inserting a worm inside his penis. | ||
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* A GIF of a woman vomiting into a man's mouth, the same actors depicted in [[Waifu Basics]]. | * A GIF of a woman vomiting into a man's mouth, the same actors depicted in [[Waifu Basics]]. | ||
* [[wikipedia:Bob_Crane|Bob Crane]]'s corpse. | * [[wikipedia:Bob_Crane|Bob Crane]]'s corpse. | ||
* A picture of a woman with blood coming out of her eyes | * A picture of a woman with blood coming out of her eyes on a bed with a large cross inside her mouth. | ||
* A seal with its eyes bulged out of its sockets. | * A seal with its eyes bulged out of its sockets. | ||
After the gigantic montage of disturbing images is a cartoon image from a comic | After the gigantic montage of disturbing images is a cartoon image from a comic from Toonhole depicting a couple looking at a disturbed man while saying, "Whoa... that guy's offended as fuck.", along with a few other non-shocking images. In 2009, the bottom of the page contained seven lines of large text reading "''AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!''", with each line being a different color. In 2010, an image of Patrick Star with his mouth and eyes opened wide (which would later become an internet meme known as Surprised Patrick) from ''[[wikipedia:The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie|The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'' and rainbow text reading "''LULZ''" was featured in the article. In 2019, on ED's sixth domain, several new shock images were added to the page, but are no longer available due to ED's sixth domain shutting down and not all images being imported. | ||
The bottom of the page also contains the "Offended" template as featured in many articles, except the words "click here" now link to the official [[Last Measure]] website made by the [[wikipedia:GNAA|GNAA]], which is currently hosted on now defunct website, '''gnaa.ga'''. | The bottom of the page also contains the "Offended" template as featured in many articles, except the words "click here" now link to the official [[Last Measure]] website made by the [[wikipedia:GNAA|GNAA]], which is currently hosted on now defunct website, '''gnaa.ga'''. | ||
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OffendedBunny.jpg|Baby rabbit. | OffendedBunny.jpg|Baby rabbit. | ||
OffendedChicks.jpg|Chick. | OffendedChicks.jpg|Chick. | ||
Harp_Seal_pup.png|Baby seal | Harp_Seal_pup.png|Baby seal. | ||
OffendedKitten.jpg|Cat. | OffendedKitten.jpg|Cat. | ||
OffendedKittens.jpg | OffendedKittens.jpg|Kittens. | ||
Duckling_Baby.png|Baby duck. | Duckling_Baby.png|Baby duck. | ||
OffendedDeer.jpg|Deer and a rabbit. | OffendedDeer.jpg|Deer and a rabbit. | ||
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==Audio== | ==Audio== | ||
The Offended song by Micfri | The Offended song by Micfri. Click for relaxing music.<br /> | ||
[[File:Offended.ogg]] | [[File:Offended.ogg]] | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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