Last Measure

Last Measure
The site to end all sites, R.I.P computers...
About This Shock Site
Maker	PenisBird, Timecop, GNAA
Type	Shock site
Release date	Late 2003

A banner of Last Measure, which has the quote "the open source final solution" next to the PenisBird.

Last Measure was a shock site made sometime in late 2003 by the internet trolling group GNAA, which stands for Gay Nigger Association of America. This shock site was created by Penisbird, who is one of the members of the GNAA, as displayed in the credits in the website.

The site was actively developed until 2010. There are plenty of variants of this website, as the source code is open source. Anyone can download it and create their own mirror.

Content

When visiting the original website, the Goatse Image would pop up, and then open several new browser windows displaying one or more shock images, which are usually pornographic pictures, or horrifying medical photographs from Wikipedia, along with an extremely loud looped audio of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" to alert people near you. A script on the website will also try to open infinite windows and massively use the "mailto" and "callto" functions, intending to cause the user's computer to freeze.

Variants

This website uses browser exploits and tricks such as the 'onmouseover' and 'onclick' functions to ignore pop-up blockers and spawn windows containing shock images moving around that bounce around the screen.

Some people say that some variants contain actual malware, but this claim can't be proved. Browsers such as Internet Explorer, Microsoft Edge, and other IE-based browsers are known to handle the website very poorly and may cause the entire device to crash.

Some versions use a script known as 'StatsMeasure,' which leaks the clipboard data online. Later versions of the Last Measure used a Java applet known as 'CoffeeMeasure' that spawns a lot of Java application windows that move around the screen. The Unified X version of Last Measure contains a montage of shock images including images from The Pain Series and other images from various shock sites. Additionally, the external link was added to the Offended page.

Behavior of Last Measure

Due to all Last Measure versions' being extremely malicious, people who visit a site containing the script often think their computer is infected with a virus. Many internet browsers today may not execute all of the scripts or prompt a warning when some of the script portions are about to be executed. However, it may still cause temporary ruination. For example, on Safari, it can still turn the browser into a fork bomb by opening mIRC and the default email client in a loop which causes the computer to slow down or even crash.

There is a version of Last Measure that also uses code from the infamous JavaScript Trojan "Offiz," famously known as "You are an idiot" which presents the well-known Flash application called "rgb.swf," an 8-bit version of Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop with bright flashing RGB colors in an attempt to trigger an epileptic seizure.

Ruby Measure

The GNAA announced a new version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which is completely written in the programming language "Ruby", which would have been released in May 2013. However, this version has yet to be released.

Links

NOTE: The following websites contain extremely graphic images, and will also harm your computer!

• LastMeasure.com Domain is now for sale.
• Current Mirror: gnaa.ga/members
• Mirror, now redirects to a movie: gaynigge.rs/members/

• web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members

• web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure/
• Version from the GNAUK, the function spawning popups in this version is a basic window opener called "spawncreate": web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net/
• Another GNAUK Last Measure mirror: web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test/
• web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80/
• web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
• web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
• web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure/
• web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
• web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/[anything].tripod.com/
• web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
• oocities.org/gniger972/
• output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
• web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html
• web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
• [anything].bioghost.com
• [anything].loldongs.eu
• [anything].zoy.org
• web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com/
• Anything.on.nimp.org
• kollaminhund.2u.se/
• web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com/
• web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry/
• web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot/
• anything.rickrolling.com
• archive.is/3lfe8
• web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80/
• Flashing Lights variant, no shocking content.: web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html

Mirrors

NOTE: Most of these hidden links / referrers are blocked due to the robots.txt file some very infamous Last Measure variants contain, or due to some external sites not working on Web Archive.

• web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz/
• web.archive.org/web/20040907182455/doom3.zoy.org/index.php
• web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms/
• web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms/
• web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl/
• korven.sajt.org/
• beam.to/manifest
• awesomesmiley.tk/
• web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms/
• web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru/
• web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms/
• web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc/
• web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se/
• web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no/
• web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr/
• web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org/

YouTube video

NOTE: The Goatse image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.

• youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI

Source code

• Archived source code from the above website, courtesy of TabbyGarf: pastebin.com/Q1hc8VLz
• Backed up, just in case: Backed up

Showcase Video

• video.screamer.wiki/videos/watch/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb

See also

• Other shock sites very similar in spirit and in code to Last Measure.

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