How to Cook the Perfect Hamburger
PFA: Touhou 7 - Doll Judgement | 6.7 Million Notes! | Black MIDI is a screamer video uploaded by EpreTroll, a popular MIDI creator with over 250k subscribers, on April 4th, 2014. The video is disguised as an impressively large Black MIDI of the song Doll Judgement from the game Touhou 7. It has garnered only around 8 thousand views as of June 2021, with a decently low like to dislike ratio. The video's length stands at 3:48.
The video starts off normally, with a title displaying the text "EpreTroll presents...". This is followed shortly by the beginning of a simplistic MIDI file of the song noted in the title, displayed using a software named "Piano from Above". 29 seconds in, right when the screen scrolls up to reveal the so-called "black" part of the MIDI, a very fast flurry of red-tinted stock photos of women smiling appears, cross-fading into the flashing image of Jeff the Killer used in Anne.jpg. At the same time, a mixture of the "screaming sheep" sound and the Anne.jpg sound plays loudly, with distortion effects added. This lasts for about 15 seconds, at which point the screen turns black for around two and a half minutes - the goal of this being to extend the video to make it look less suspicious. The video used to have an annotation displaying the text "KISS ME!!!" which was pointing to the screamer.
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How to Cook the Perfect Hamburger was another Liquid Generation Sabotage screamer. The screamer is taken down along with the entire Liquid Generation website.
Once again, viewers are given some cooking instructions, including what ingredients to buy and how to prepare the meat. Then the game shows instructions on how to light the grill, followed by what is supposed to be an interactive segment where viewers are asked to light the grill themselves with a match. No matter where the match is moved, the charcoal inside the grill will slowly start to glow, and after a couple of seconds, flames will appear all over the screen and an edited picture of Barack Obama with empty eyes, an exposed brain, as well as multiple boils and burn marks, pops up with the scream. After screaming, he will say: "Stick a fork in me fellas, I'm done!".
Yeah... On second thought, just go to a restaurant and eat a burger there, The stove seen on the left during the patty forming animation is identical to the one shown in Liquid Generation's Fire Safety with Ready Freddie the Fire Teddy, barring a few minor details.
The guitar music heard in the background is also used in a legitimate cinema advert for Getty Concession (link is safe - not a screamer).
Gallery
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Step-by-step guide
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Ingredients
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Forming the patty
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Lighting the grill
Link
NOTE: The following game contains a screamer!
- to14.com/game.php?id=4d486a63d3b9f
- youtube.com/watch?v=hWCZETLWJBE
