How to Cook the Perfect Hamburger

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How to Cook the Perfect Hamburger was another Liquid Generation Sabotage screamer. The screamer is taken down along with the entire Liquid Generation website.

Once again, viewers are given some cooking instructions, including what ingredients to buy and how to prepare the meat. Then the game shows instructions on how to light the grill, followed by what is supposed to be an interactive segment where viewers are asked to light the grill themselves with a match. No matter where the match is moved, the charcoal inside the grill will slowly start to glow, and after a couple of seconds, flames will appear all over the screen and an edited picture of Barack Obama with empty eyes, an exposed brain, as well as multiple boils and burn marks, pops up with the scream. After screaming, he will say: "Stick a fork in me fellas, I'm done!".

Yeah... On second thought, just go to a restaurant and eat a burger there, The stove seen on the left during the patty forming animation is identical to the one shown in Liquid Generation's Fire Safety with Ready Freddie the Fire Teddy, barring a few minor details.

The guitar music heard in the background is also used in a legitimate cinema advert for Getty Concession (link is safe - not a screamer).

Gallery

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  Step-by-step guide
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  Ingredients
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  Forming the patty
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  Lighting the grill

Link

NOTE: The following game contains a screamer!

• to14.com/game.php?id=4d486a63d3b9f
• youtube.com/watch?v=hWCZETLWJBE

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