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An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AOL) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref> | An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AOL) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref> | ||
The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to | The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" /> | ||
==Behavior== | ==Behavior== | ||
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The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more. | The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more. | ||
Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it | Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”. | ||
==Version 3.4.1== | ==Version 3.4.1== | ||
Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduces several developments | Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduces several developments not found in the original mirror. The complete image list is Christmas.jpg,<ref>A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp.</ref> [[Lemon Party]], [https://screamer.wiki/Rotten.com#PenisBird Penisbird], [[Pillowfight]], [[Tubgirl]], [[spin.gif]], freak.jpg,<ref>A picture of a naked female body builder.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref>A picture depicting Rusty's wife (rusty of [[wikipedia:Kuro5hin|Kuro5hin]], a popular [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]]-like site). Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked woman having sex with a black man with a large penis.</ref> Loopback.jpg,<ref>A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from [[Goatse.cx]].</ref> and eww.jpg.<ref>A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.</ref> Instead of embedding an [[wikipedia:MP3|MP3]] to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embeds a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called hey.swf. | ||
The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawns an alert message with the same text. However, if the user presses the Del key, it displays a list of credits: | The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawns an alert message with the same text. However, if the user presses the Del key, it displays a list of credits: | ||
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</pre> | </pre> | ||
Version 3.4.1 contains the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilizes a more elaborate browser checking protocol. Not only does it check if the browser is Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it checks if the browser is [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] and if it is version 4, and checks if the browser is a [[wikipedia:Gecko_(software)|Gecko]]-based browser | Version 3.4.1 contains the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilizes a more elaborate browser checking protocol. Not only does it check if the browser is Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it checks if the browser is [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] and if it is version 4, and checks if the browser is a [[wikipedia:Gecko_(software)|Gecko]]-based browser such as [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. It additionally checks if the user's [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] is [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]]. | ||
The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 serves the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opens windows if the browser is Internet Explorer and randomly selects which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 is largely unchanged, except that it lacks a certain if statement found in the original mirror. | The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 serves the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opens windows if the browser is Internet Explorer and randomly selects which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 is largely unchanged, except that it lacks a certain if statement found in the original mirror. | ||
The page utilizes the onfocus, onblur, onmousemove, onload, onkeydown, and onunload events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also has a button labeled CLICK ME, which makes use of the onmouseover, onclick, and onmouseout events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php. | The page utilizes the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref>Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref>Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref>Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also has a button labeled CLICK ME, which makes use of the onmouseover, onclick, and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php. | ||
Procreator.php calls upon js.inc, which contains the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contains the following text in first-level header tags: <pre> | Procreator.php calls upon js.inc, which contains the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contains the following text in first-level header tags: <pre> | ||
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fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see | fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see | ||
There is another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It is not rendered as visible text on the page as it is not enclosed within any HTML tags or displayed in any visual elements. | There is another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It is not rendered as visible text on the page as it is not enclosed within any HTML tags or displayed in any visual elements. | ||
== Notable Variants == | |||
===Nimp.org=== | ===Nimp.org=== | ||
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Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as Last Measure, but embedded two Flash files, rgb.swf and seizure7.swf, which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”. | Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as Last Measure, but embedded two Flash files, rgb.swf and seizure7.swf, which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”. | ||
Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Intenet Explorer and if the version | Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Intenet Explorer and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage. | ||
==Last Measure Operating System== | ==Last Measure Operating System== | ||
The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]], which was a division of the GNAA. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive. | The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]], which was a division of the GNAA. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive. | ||
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*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net | *'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net | ||
*'''GNAUK mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test | *'''GNAUK mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test | ||
*'''Last Measure Unified X''': users.on.net/~fafot/RAWR | |||
*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html | *'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html | ||
*'''Seizure Measure mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot | *'''Seizure Measure mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot | ||
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*web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php | *web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php | ||
*archive.ph/hiGQ0 | *archive.ph/hiGQ0 | ||
*oocities.org/gniger972 | *oocities.org/gniger972 | ||
*output.jsbin.com/hicutuce | *output.jsbin.com/hicutuce | ||