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*'''Bitches.swf'''— Jay-Z smacking a woman.

*'''r/holywtf'''— a slideshow of extremely disturbing images, including a black man with a freakishly large photoshopped penis; a man’s horribly mutilated face; a collection of mutilated body parts on the pavement; a woman with an exposed brain; a severe burn victim's head; an older white man with most of his head destroyed; a toe infested with maggots; a woman's naked, decapitated torso and detached legs; an Asian woman in a white shirt lying in a puddle of blood (unknown authenticity); a grotesquely obese woman underwater; an older man stretching his testicles; a close-up of a woman apparently about to mutilate her breast with a pair of rusty scissors (possibly staged); and an obese woman’s upper-right torso with some kind of severe injury (possibly radiation or chemical burn or cancer).

*'''creepy.swf'''— a sped up video of a head twitching disturbingly.

*'''rungirl.swf'''— a girl falling off a treadmill; somewhat painful looking.

*'''friends.swf'''— a Japanese man “makes out” with a girl in the creepiest, grossest way possible.

*'''soclean.swf'''— a ''very'' scantily clad bodybuilder dancing.

*'''onandonandon.swf'''— a very jailbait-looking girl performing fellatio.

==Inoffensive animations==

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*'''carl.swf'''— Carlton in ''The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'' crawling around on a slippery floor to Will Smith’s amusement.

*'''gotrice.swf'''— a dorky Asian guy rapping about how cool Asians are.

*''malkovich.swf''— a funny loop of John Malkovich in ''Rounders''.

*'''malkovich.swf'''— a funny loop of John Malkovich in ''Rounders''.

*''godspeed.swf''— infamous Nazi Joseph Gobbels clapping with an expressionless face, looking at something offscreen. The soundtrack provides the title— “The Dead Flag Blues” by Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

*'''godspeed.swf'''— infamous Nazi Joseph Gobbels clapping with an expressionless face, looking at something offscreen. The soundtrack provides the title— “The Dead Flag Blues” by Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

*'''skelter.swf'''— “lolcow” Brian Gilbert ~~“Rootbrian Collinge”~~ ranting and raving over the Beatles’ “Helter Skelter”; the song choice is a reference to Charles Manson (who Collinge might be said to resemble) and his obsession with the song.

*'''skelter.swf'''— “lolcow” Brian Gilbert “Rootbrian” Collinge ranting and raving over the Beatles’ “Helter Skelter”; the song choice is a reference to Charles Manson (who Collinge might be said to resemble) and his obsession with the song.

*'''fuckyou.swf'''— a man kicks an old lady; looks very fake.

*'''n[*]ggarave.swf'''— Terry Crews dancing in ''White Chicks''.

*'''satan.swf'''— Will Ferrell dancing in a devil costume, accompanied by the infamous reversed version of “Stairway to Heaven”.

*'''satan.swf'''— Will Ferrell dancing in a devil costume, accompanied by the infamous reversed version of “Stairway to Heaven” that gave [[Sad Satan]] its name.

*'''breakdie.swf'''— A bunch of white guys breakdancing in the ''Mr. T'' cartoon.

*'''wigglejiggle.swf'''— the Jiggle Billy toy from ''Aqua Teen Hunger Force'' wiggles and jiggles.

*'''itgleams.swf'''— Mr. T dancing to rap music.

*'''jihad.swf'''— Daler Mehndi dancing to “Tunak Tunak Tun”, only the original audio has been replaced with “The Final Countdown” by Europe. The title is most likely because someone thought Mehndi looked like a Muslim because of his turban (even though Mehndi is actually a Sikh).

*'''cowboybebop.swf'''— a clip from ''Blazing Saddles'' of cowboys dancing, set to bebop music from ''Cowboy Bebop'' (get it?).

*'''served.swf'''— Dave Chappelle dances with a broom.

*'''jesus2.swf'''— Jesus cleaning his bowling ball in ''The Big Lebowski''.

*'''klingon.swf'''— two sexy women appearing on either side of Worf in ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''.

*'''seizure.swf'''— A Japanese man has a cartoonish seizure in a movie.

*''' radioactive.swf'''— A clip from ''The Simpsons'' episode “Radioactive Man“ of the title character dancing.

*'''istanbul.swf'''— a mime from the movie ''EuroTrip'' dancing to “Istanbul (Not Constantinople)”

*'''fyad.swf'''— an Asian guy tells you wasting your laundry money is “WAKKIE NU NU!” Set to the iconic ''Axel F'' theme.

*'''ultimatebj.swf'''— the Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan wrestling; it looks suspiciously like something else.

*'''raceisntgay.swf'''— robot Race Bannon in ''Harvey Birdman'' dancing in a very flamboyant way.

*'''hiphop.swf'''— A boy with no lower body shows off his amazing dance moves.

*'''sway.swf'''— Mr. Bean at the disco.

*'''slam.swf'''— the Penguin throws a tantrum while the Space Jam theme plays.

*'''superhorny.swf'''— a creepy guy dressed as Superman acting “sexy”; more funny than shocking.

*'''hustlin.swf'''— an old video of a black kid looped so it looks like he’s doing the crip walk, set to “Hustlin’” by Rick Ross.

*'''slobber.swf'''— a man in ''Blood Diamond'' screaming in the spittiest way possible.

*'''getupandgetdown.swf'''— a man turns his horse sideways to slide under a vehicle; very cartoonish.

*'''justfuckingwait.swf'''— Sleestaks standing around a skull in ''Land of the Lost''.

*'''iceinmyveins.swf'''— a man performing some acrobatic dance moves around a girl’s booty; looks extra silly due to being accompanied by bad CGI and weird camera pans.

*'''allyouknowis.swf'''— glitch art of the word “CHAOS” accompanied by phat electronic beats.

== Links ==

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 *'''Bitches.swf'''— Jay-Z smacking a woman.
 *'''r/holywtf'''— a slideshow of extremely disturbing images, including a black man with a freakishly large photoshopped penis; a man’s horribly mutilated face; a collection of mutilated body parts on the pavement; a woman with an exposed brain; a severe burn victim's head; an older white man with most of his head destroyed; a toe infested with maggots; a woman's naked, decapitated torso and detached legs; an Asian woman in a white shirt lying in a puddle of blood (unknown authenticity); a grotesquely obese woman underwater; an older man stretching his testicles; a close-up of a woman apparently about to mutilate her breast with a pair of rusty scissors (possibly staged); and an obese woman’s upper-right torso with some kind of severe injury (possibly radiation or chemical burn or cancer).
+*'''creepy.swf'''— a sped up video of a head twitching disturbingly.
+*'''rungirl.swf'''— a girl falling off a treadmill; somewhat painful looking.
+*'''friends.swf'''— a Japanese man “makes out” with a girl in the creepiest, grossest way possible.
+*'''soclean.swf'''— a ''very'' scantily clad bodybuilder dancing.
+*'''onandonandon.swf'''— a very jailbait-looking girl performing fellatio.
 ==Inoffensive animations==
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 *'''carl.swf'''— Carlton in ''The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'' crawling around on a slippery floor to Will Smith’s amusement.
 *'''gotrice.swf'''— a dorky Asian guy rapping about how cool Asians are.
-*''malkovich.swf''— a funny loop of John Malkovich in ''Rounders''.
+*'''malkovich.swf'''— a funny loop of John Malkovich in ''Rounders''.
-*''godspeed.swf''— infamous Nazi Joseph Gobbels clapping with an expressionless face, looking at something offscreen. The soundtrack provides the title— “The Dead Flag Blues” by Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
+*'''godspeed.swf'''— infamous Nazi Joseph Gobbels clapping with an expressionless face, looking at something offscreen. The soundtrack provides the title— “The Dead Flag Blues” by Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
-*'''skelter.swf'''— “lolcow” Brian Gilbert “Rootbrian Collinge” ranting and raving over the Beatles’ “Helter Skelter”; the song choice is a reference to Charles Manson (who Collinge might be said to resemble) and his obsession with the song.
+*'''skelter.swf'''— “lolcow” Brian Gilbert “Rootbrian” Collinge ranting and raving over the Beatles’ “Helter Skelter”; the song choice is a reference to Charles Manson (who Collinge might be said to resemble) and his obsession with the song.
 *'''fuckyou.swf'''— a man kicks an old lady; looks very fake.
 *'''n[*]ggarave.swf'''— Terry Crews dancing in ''White Chicks''.
-*'''satan.swf'''— Will Ferrell dancing in a devil costume, accompanied by the infamous reversed version of “Stairway to Heaven”.
+*'''satan.swf'''— Will Ferrell dancing in a devil costume, accompanied by the infamous reversed version of “Stairway to Heaven” that gave [[Sad Satan]] its name.
+*'''breakdie.swf'''— A bunch of white guys breakdancing in the ''Mr. T'' cartoon.
+*'''wigglejiggle.swf'''— the Jiggle Billy toy from ''Aqua Teen Hunger Force'' wiggles and jiggles.
+*'''itgleams.swf'''— Mr. T dancing to rap music.
+*'''jihad.swf'''— Daler Mehndi dancing to “Tunak Tunak Tun”, only the original audio has been replaced with “The Final Countdown” by Europe. The title is most likely because someone thought Mehndi looked like a Muslim because of his turban (even though Mehndi is actually a Sikh).
+*'''cowboybebop.swf'''— a clip from ''Blazing Saddles'' of cowboys dancing, set to bebop music from ''Cowboy Bebop'' (get it?).
+*'''served.swf'''— Dave Chappelle dances with a broom.
+*'''jesus2.swf'''— Jesus cleaning his bowling ball in ''The Big Lebowski''.
+*'''klingon.swf'''— two sexy women appearing on either side of Worf in ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''.
+*'''seizure.swf'''— A Japanese man has a cartoonish seizure in a movie.
+*''' radioactive.swf'''— A clip from ''The Simpsons'' episode “Radioactive Man“ of the title character dancing.
+*'''istanbul.swf'''— a mime from the movie ''EuroTrip'' dancing to “Istanbul (Not Constantinople)”
+*'''fyad.swf'''— an Asian guy tells you wasting your laundry money is “WAKKIE NU NU!” Set to the iconic ''Axel F'' theme.
+*'''ultimatebj.swf'''— the Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan wrestling; it looks suspiciously like something else.
+*'''raceisntgay.swf'''— robot Race Bannon in ''Harvey Birdman'' dancing in a very flamboyant way.
+*'''hiphop.swf'''— A boy with no lower body shows off his amazing dance moves.
+*'''sway.swf'''— Mr. Bean at the disco.
+*'''slam.swf'''— the Penguin throws a tantrum while the Space Jam theme plays.
+*'''superhorny.swf'''— a creepy guy dressed as Superman acting “sexy”; more funny than shocking.
+*'''hustlin.swf'''— an old video of a black kid looped so it looks like he’s doing the crip walk, set to “Hustlin’” by Rick Ross.
+*'''slobber.swf'''— a man in ''Blood Diamond'' screaming in the spittiest way possible.
+*'''getupandgetdown.swf'''— a man turns his horse sideways to slide under a vehicle; very cartoonish.
+*'''justfuckingwait.swf'''— Sleestaks standing around a skull in ''Land of the Lost''.
+*'''iceinmyveins.swf'''— a man performing some acrobatic dance moves around a girl’s booty; looks extra silly due to being accompanied by bad CGI and weird camera pans.
+*'''allyouknowis.swf'''— glitch art of the word “CHAOS” accompanied by phat electronic beats.
 == Links ==