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== History ==
== History ==
An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AIM) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref>
An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AIM) utility called AIM Invader which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref>


The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" />
The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" />
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Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background. and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background. and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".


The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to ''first post'', an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry. ([[wikipedia:First_post|Wikipedia]])</ref> is mine" is seen at the top of the page. Below is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.
The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.


The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.  
The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.  
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==Version 3.4.1==
==Version 3.4.1==
Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduces several developments not found in the original mirror. The complete image list is Christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2">A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp.</ref> [[Lemon Party]],  [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]],<ref>The image is called ouch.jpg. but the [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] file is called penisbird.php.</ref> [[Pillowfight]], [[Tubgirl]], [[spin.gif]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3">A picture of a naked female body builder.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4">A picture depicting Rusty's wife (rusty of [[wikipedia:Kuro5hin|Kuro5hin]], a popular [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]]-like site). Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man with a large penis.</ref> Loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5">A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from [[Goatse.cx]].</ref> and eww.jpg.<ref>A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.</ref> Instead of embedding an [[wikipedia:MP3|MP3]] to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embeds a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called hey.swf.  
Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduced several developments not found in the original mirror. The complete image list was Christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2">A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp.</ref> [[Lemon Party]],  [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]],<ref>The image is called ouch.jpg. but the [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] file is called penisbird.php.</ref> [[Pillowfight]], [[Tubgirl]], [[spin.gif]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3">A picture of a naked female body builder.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4">A picture depicting Rusty's wife (rusty of [[wikipedia:Kuro5hin|Kuro5hin]], a popular [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]]-like site). Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man with a large penis.</ref> Loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5">A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from [[Goatse.cx]].</ref> and eww.jpg.<ref>A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.</ref> Instead of embedding an [[wikipedia:MP3|MP3]] to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called hey.swf.  


The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawns an alert message with the same text. However, if the user presses the Del key, it displays a list of credits:
The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, if the user pressed the Del key, it spawned an alert message containing credits:
<pre>
<pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
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</pre>
</pre>


Version 3.4.1 contains the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilizes a more elaborate [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] checking protocol. Not only does it check if the browser is Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it checks if the browser is [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] and if it is version 4, and checks if the browser is a [[wikipedia:Gecko_(software)|Gecko]]-based browser such as [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. It additionally checks if the user's [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] is [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]].  
Version 3.4.1 contained the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilized a more elaborate [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] checking protocol. Not only did it check if the browser was Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it also checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] and if it was version 4, and checks if the browser was a [[wikipedia:Gecko_(software)|Gecko]]-based browser such as [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. It additionally checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] is [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]].  


The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 serves the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opens windows if the browser is Internet Explorer and randomly selects which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 is largely unchanged, except that it lacks an [[wikipedia:Conditional_(computer_programming)|if statement]] found in the original mirror.  
The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 served the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opened windows if the browser was Internet Explorer and randomly selected which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 was largely unchanged, except that it lacked an [[wikipedia:Conditional_(computer_programming)|if statement]] found in the original mirror.  


The page utilizes the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref>Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref>Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref>Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also has a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which makes use of the onmouseover, onclick, and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.  
The page utilized the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref>Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref>Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref>Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also had a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which made use of the onmouseover, onclick, and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.  


Procreator.php executes the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contains the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
Procreator.php executed the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contained the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
GNAA > j00
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EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
</pre>Version 3.4.1's source code contains a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:<pre>
</pre>Version 3.4.1's source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:<pre>
/*
/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
</pre>The procreate function contains another code comment from goat-see:
</pre>The procreate function contained another code comment from goat-see:
  fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
  fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
There is another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It is not rendered as visible text on the page as it is not enclosed within any HTML tags or displayed in any visual elements.  
There was another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It was not rendered as visible text on the page as it was not enclosed within any HTML tags or any visual elements.  


== Version 4.1 ==
== Version 4.1 ==
Version 4.1 uses the same image list<ref>PenisBird is replaced with the [[wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.</ref> and hey.swf file as 3.4.1, but introduces several new developments. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opens windows is renamed shellscript, and the function that moves windows around is renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that use basic [[wikipedia:Arithmetic|arithmetical]] calculations, movew0w uses [[wikipedia:Trigonometry|trigonometric]] calculations to determine the window position. The page embeds two [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which open windows.  
Version 4.1 used the same image list<ref>PenisBird is replaced with the [[wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.</ref> and hey.swf file as 3.4.1, but introduced several new developments. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opened windows was renamed shellscript, and the function that moved windows around was renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that used basic [[wikipedia:Arithmetic|arithmetical]] calculations, movew0w used [[wikipedia:Trigonometry|trigonometric]] calculations to determine the window position. The page embedded two [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which opened windows.  


It checks whether the user's operating system is [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|MacIntosh]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checks if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] is either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].
It checked whether the user's operating system was [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] was either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].


One notable feature of Version 4.1 is that it retrieves and submits the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collects other various user data and utilizes a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contains the following data:  
One notable feature of Version 4.1 was that it retrieved and submitted the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collected other various user data and utilized a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contained the following data:  


*ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
*ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
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== Last Measure Unified X==
== Last Measure Unified X==
Last Measure Unified X contains a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may be an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilizes the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key brings up an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key displays a list of credits that reads: <pre>
Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: <pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Starring:
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PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
</pre>The full shock image is [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|awesome.jpg]], [[Hello.jpg|Goatse]], [[Hai2u|hotblowjob.jpg]], zoidberg.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.</ref> [[Tubgirl]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg,<ref>An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to [[Goatse]].</ref> stopracism.jpg,<ref>An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Weightlifter" image, which depicts a man squatting with a rectal prolapse.</ref> and [[spin.gif]]. Like versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embeds hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also includes 15 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".
</pre>The full shock image was [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|awesome.jpg]], [[Hello.jpg|Goatse]], [[Hai2u|hotblowjob.jpg]], zoidberg.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.</ref> [[Tubgirl]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg,<ref>An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to [[Goatse]].</ref> stopracism.jpg,<ref>An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Weightlifter" image, which depicts a man squatting with a rectal prolapse.</ref> and [[spin.gif]]. Similar to versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embedded hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also included 15 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".


The movew0w function returns in Unified X, but the shellscript function is renamed back to procreate. The windows spawned by procreate contain the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilizes the onload, onmousemove, onmouseover, and onkeydown events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.
The movew0w function returned in Unified X, but the shellscript function was renamed back to procreate. Windows spawned by procreate contained the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilized the onload, onmousemove, onmouseover, and onkeydown events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.
[[File:UnifiedX Stats.png|thumb|The stats table generated by Unified X.]]
[[File:UnifiedX Stats.png|thumb|The stats table generated by Unified X.]]
Unified X introduces a function named ruin which calls an infinite loop in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also makes various outbound connections. The site attempts to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempts to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and uses rlogin<ref>A remote login protocol used to establish a login session on a remote computer over a network.</ref> and telnet to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contains a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opens up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.
Unified X introduced a function named ruin which calls an [[wikipedia:Infinite_loop|infinite loop]] in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also made various outbound connections. The site attempted to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempted to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and used rlogin and telnet<ref>rlogin and telnet are remote login protocols used to establish a login session on a remote computer over a network. telnet allows the user to pass [[wikipedia:Environment_variable|environment variables]] as parameters, while rlogin does not. rlogin allows the user to automatically connect, while telnet requires verification for each connection. Both rlogin and telnet transmit data in [[wikipedia:Plain_text|plain text]], making intercepted information easily readable. Due to security vulnerabilities and the availability of more secure protocols, rlogin and telnet are no longer widely used in modern networking environments.</ref> to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contained a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opened up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.


Additionally, it opened up [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body HY LOL HY LOL, and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]].
Additionally, it opened up [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body "HY LOL HY LOL", and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]].


The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way, and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "Gayniggers From Outer Space [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network.
The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way, and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network.


Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/<nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref>
Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/<nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref>
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==Seizure Measure==
==Seizure Measure==
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a Flash file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.  
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.  


Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.  
Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]] and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.  
==Last Measure Operating System==
==Last Measure Operating System==
The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of the GNAA division [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.  
The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of the GNAA division [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.  
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** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata.
** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata.
** It did not include any [[Harlequin Fetus]] images or images from the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]].  
** It did not include any [[Harlequin Fetus]] images or images from the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]].  
** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith.2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi".  
** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi".  
** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function.  
** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function.  
* The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" />
* The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" />
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==Links==
==Links==
<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!</font>
<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!</font>
*'''Distribution site:''' <s>Lastmeasure.com</s>
*'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s>
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
*'''Current Mirror:''' <s>gnaa.ga/members</s>
**web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
*'''Mirror, now redirects to a movie:''' gaynigge.rs/members
:*web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
**web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
**web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
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*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
**web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/<nowiki>http://www.lysol.ws/idiot/</nowiki>
**web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/<nowiki>http://www.lysol.ws/idiot/</nowiki>
* '''Last Measure Live!:''' <s>gnaa.ga/members</s>
**web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
* '''Last Measure Live! mirror, which now redirects to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers from Outer Space]]'':''' gaynigge.rs/members
** web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
*[[Nimp.org|*.on.nimp.org]]
*[[Nimp.org|*.on.nimp.org]]
**web.archive.org/web/20050209020115/torrents.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20050209020115/torrents.on.nimp.org

Revision as of 12:44, 16 July 2023

Content Warning!
 The following work contains content and material that some may find shocking. Reader discretion is advised.

The Last Measure banner.

Last Measure was a shock site created in 2003 by the internet trolling group Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA). The site was created by Penisbird, a member of the GNAA.

Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the source code for several different versions was made available for download.

History

An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) utility called AIM Invader which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.[1]

The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, buddy list sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of RAM.[1]

Behavior

Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg[2] upon immediately entering the website. It set Goatse as the page's background. and opened numerous browser windows via a JavaScript function called procreate containing either Pillowfight, Penisbird, Tubgirl, or Lemon Party. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,[3] which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage[4] is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under Google. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic][5] leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of Goatse.cx. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.

The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover[6] and onclick[7] events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload[8] event to spawn even more.

Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer, and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.

Version 3.4.1

Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduced several developments not found in the original mirror. The complete image list was Christmas.jpg,[9] Lemon Party, Penisbird,[10] Pillowfight, Tubgirl, spin.gif, freak.jpg,[11] rustina.jpg,[12] Loopback.jpg,[13] and eww.jpg.[14] Instead of embedding an MP3 to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embedded a Flash file called hey.swf.

The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, if the user pressed the Del key, it spawned an alert message containing credits: 

LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Additional (actually fucking working in v3.2) popup-blocker-busting by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA

Version 3.4.1 contained the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilized a more elaborate browser checking protocol. Not only did it check if the browser was Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it also checked if the browser was Netscape Navigator and if it was version 4, and checks if the browser was a Gecko-based browser such as Firefox. It additionally checked if the user's operating system is macOS.

The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 served the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opened windows if the browser was Internet Explorer and randomly selected which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 was largely unchanged, except that it lacked an if statement found in the original mirror.

The page utilized the onfocus,[15] onblur,[16] onmousemove,[17] onload,[18] onkeydown,[19] and onunload events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.[20] The page also had a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which made use of the onmouseover, onclick, and onmouseout[21] events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.

Procreator.php executed the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contained the following text in first-level header tags: 

PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.

Version 3.4.1's source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:

/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */

The procreate function contained another code comment from goat-see: 

fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see

There was another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It was not rendered as visible text on the page as it was not enclosed within any HTML tags or any visual elements.

Version 4.1

Version 4.1 used the same image list[22] and hey.swf file as 3.4.1, but introduced several new developments. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opened windows was renamed shellscript, and the function that moved windows around was renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that used basic arithmetical calculations, movew0w used trigonometric calculations to determine the window position. The page embedded two Flash files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which opened windows.

It checked whether the user's operating system was Windows, macOS, Linux, OS/2, or BeOS. It also specifically checked if the user's browser was either Opera, WebTV, Internet Explorer, NetPositive, MS Pocket Internet Explorer, Galeon, Konqueror, iCab, OmniWeb, Phoenix,[23] Firebird[24], Firefox,[25] Mozilla,[26] Lynx, Amaya, Safari, Netscape, or AOL Browser.

One notable feature of Version 4.1 was that it retrieved and submitted the user's clipboard data to a hidden form. It also collected other various user data and utilized a PHP script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contained the following data:

  • ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
  • Time: The date and time of the visit.
  • Host: Hostname, IP address, and port number of the visitor.
  • Browser: The visitor's browser information.
  • Referrer: The website that referred the visitor to the current page.
  • User: The string appended to the end of the URL so that a user can track how many times a victim has clicked their link.
  • Clipboard: The content of the clipboard.

Last Measure Unified X

Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its metadata and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under Google. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: 

LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Total, complete, all-versions, popup blocker bashing-to-pieces by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.

The full shock image was penisbird.gif, awesome.jpg, Goatse, hotblowjob.jpg, zoidberg.jpg,[27] Tubgirl, harlequin1.jpg, Pain2.jpg, harlequin2.jpg, Pain3.jpg, harlequin3.jpg, Pain4.jpg, Pain5.jpg, stretch.jpg,[28] stopracism.jpg,[29] rustina.jpg,[12] pooped.jpg,[2] Pain.jpg, freak.jpg,[11] Untitled.jpg, Pillowfight, loopback.jpg,[13] Lemon Party, christmas.jpg,[9] weightlifter.jpg,[30] and spin.gif. Similar to versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embedded hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also included 15 WAV files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The movew0w function returned in Unified X, but the shellscript function was renamed back to procreate. Windows spawned by procreate contained the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilized the onload, onmousemove, onmouseover, and onkeydown events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.

The stats table generated by Unified X.

Unified X introduced a function named ruin which calls an infinite loop in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also made various outbound connections. The site attempted to connect to the GNAA and EFnet IRC servers, attempted to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots Usenet newsgroups, and used rlogin and telnet[31] to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contained a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opened up the computer’s default email client to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.

Additionally, it opened up AOL Instant Messenger to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body "HY LOL HY LOL", and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM buddy list.

The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The WMV did not play or function in any way, and the PDF file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "Gayniggers From Outer Space [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an eDonkey file-sharing network.

Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.[32]

Last Measure Live!

Last Measure Live! is the current version of Last Measure. Its code is nearly identical to Unified X, except for a few changes.

Last Measure Live! attempting to access alt.flame.faggots, but failing due to insufficient memory.

The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,[33] gratin.jpg,[34] kiss.jpg,[35] lunch.jpg,[36] and smile.jpg.[37] The index.php file references several more images sourced from Wikimedia Commons: Anal3.jpg,[38] Scat-01.jpg,[39] Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,[40] JJ_AND_TJ.jpg,[41] Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,[42] Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,[43] Sodomie.jpg,[44] Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,[45] and SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg.[46]

Seizure Measure

Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a Flash file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.

Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.

Last Measure Operating System

The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist operating system developed by Sam Hocevar, a member of the GNAA division Goatse Security. It is written in x86 assembly and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.

The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: Goatse, Tubgirl, loopback.jpg,[13] Harlequin Fetus, pooped.jpg,[2] Pillowfight, and Lemon Party, and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample.

Trivia

  • Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.[47]
  • According to the "Last Measure" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the Ruby programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.[48]
  • Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "Offended" and the "Pain Series" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors.
  • The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on Albino Blacksheep, which displays bright flashing RGB colors accompanied by a chiptune version of "Axel F" from Beverly Hills Cop.[49]
  • The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.[50]
  • Several Last Measure mirrors, such as *.on.nimp.org and *.bioghost.com, make use of wildcard domains.
  • There was an early version of Unified X called Unified, which had several differences:
    • It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata.
    • It did not include any Harlequin Fetus images or images from the Pain Series.
    • The file that it attempted to download from eDonkey was "Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith.2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi".
    • It contained a function called extruin, which entered a for loop that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function.
  • The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.[32]

Notes

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/http://lastmeasure.com/history.php
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.
  3. ↑ A reference to fsck, a Unix utility that checks the file system for damage.
  4. ↑ "fristage postage" is a reference to first post, an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.
  5. ↑ This typo is corrected in later versions.
  6. ↑ Occurs when the cursor enters an element.
  7. ↑ Occurs when the user clicks on an element.
  8. ↑ Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.
  9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 A picture of a person stretching her anus to Goatse proportions with a table clamp.
  10. ↑ The image is called ouch.jpg. but the PHP file is called penisbird.php.
  11. ↑ 11.0 11.1 A picture of a naked female body builder.
  12. ↑ 12.0 12.1 A picture depicting Rusty's wife (rusty of Kuro5hin, a popular Slashdot-like site). Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man with a large penis.
  13. ↑ 13.0 13.1 13.2 A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from Goatse.cx.
  14. ↑ A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.
  15. ↑ Occurs when an element gets focus.
  16. ↑ Occurs when an element loses focus.
  17. ↑ Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.
  18. ↑ Occurs when an object has been loaded.
  19. ↑ Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.
  20. ↑ Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.
  21. ↑ Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.
  22. ↑ PenisBird is replaced with the GIF version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.
  23. ↑ The initial code name for Firefox.
  24. ↑ The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from Phoenix Technologies.
  25. ↑ The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the Firebird database software project.
  26. ↑ Refers to the original codebase of the Netscape Navigator web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into Mozilla Firefox.
  27. ↑ Rotten.com's "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.
  28. ↑ An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to Goatse.
  29. ↑ An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.
  30. ↑ Rotten.com's "Weightlifter" image, which depicts a man squatting with a rectal prolapse.
  31. ↑ rlogin and telnet are remote login protocols used to establish a login session on a remote computer over a network. telnet allows the user to pass environment variables as parameters, while rlogin does not. rlogin allows the user to automatically connect, while telnet requires verification for each connection. Both rlogin and telnet transmit data in plain text, making intercepted information easily readable. Due to security vulnerabilities and the availability of more secure protocols, rlogin and telnet are no longer widely used in modern networking environments.
  32. ↑ 32.0 32.1 web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support
  33. ↑ Image not archived.
  34. ↑ An image of feces in a dish.
  35. ↑ A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.
  36. ↑ An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from themacuser.org.
  37. ↑ Image not archived.
  38. ↑ An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.
  39. ↑ The same image as gratin.jpg.
  40. ↑ An image of breast reconstruction surgery.
  41. ↑ An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.
  42. ↑ An image of a young girl with smallpox.
  43. ↑ A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.
  44. ↑ An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus.
  45. ↑ An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange.
  46. ↑ An image of a vulva afflicted by condylomata acuminata, commonly known as genital warts.
  47. ↑ github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js
  48. ↑ encyclopediadramatica.online/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure
  49. ↑ "http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures." (BJAODN)
  50. ↑ web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/http://nero-online.org/

Links

NOTE: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!

  • Distribution site: lastmeasure.com
  • web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
  • Original mirror: web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
  • GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows: web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
    • web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
  • Version 3.4, contains ASCII art of Goatse and clipboard payload: web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
    • web.archive.org/web/20050201082841/http://traceroute.zoy.org/
  • Version 3.4.1, with some modifications: web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
  • Procreator.php: web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
  • Version 4.1: web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
    • StatsMeasure page (2008): web.archive.org/web/20080422075019/http://aimtools.serialchiller.org/stats/index.php
    • StatsMeasure page (2009): web.archive.org/web/20090123115506/http://aimtools.serialchiller.org:80/stats/index.php
  • Unified: web.archive.org/web/20060410234852/http://halflife2.zoy.org/
  • Unified X: web.archive.org/web/20061104010445/http://lol.on.nimp.org/
    • users.on.net/~fafot/RAWR
    • web.archive.org/web/20060717190220/http://lastmeasure.zoy.org/
  • Seizure Measure: web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
    • web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/http://www.lysol.ws/idiot/
  • Last Measure Live!: gnaa.ga/members
    • web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
  • Last Measure Live! mirror, which now redirects to the movie Gayniggers from Outer Space: gaynigge.rs/members
    • web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
  • *.on.nimp.org
    • web.archive.org/web/20050209020115/torrents.on.nimp.org
    • web.archive.org/web/20070208101956/http://gnaa.nimp.org/
    • web.archive.org/web/20070526055145/http://lol.on.nimp.org
    • web.archive.org/web/20071217223923/http://niggers.on.nimp.org/
  • *.tripod.com
    • mantako.tripod.com
  • *.bioghost.com
    • web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com
    • web.archive.org/web/20130810133332/bioghost.com/~mao
    • web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
    • web.archive.org/web/20151115232748/oliver.bioghost.com
  • *.loldongs.eu
    • web.archive.org/web/20100131121242/lm.loldongs.eu
  • *.feenode.net
    • web.archive.org/web/20130610055025/http://offended.feenode.net/
  • web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html
  • web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/http://www.peoplesprimary.com/
  • web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
  • web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org
  • web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/http://dc.h4xx.com/
  • web.archive.org/web/20040908220601/http://teens4kerry.info
  • web.archive.org/web/20040908232254/http://gmail4troops.info
  • web.archive.org/web/20040926184210/http://linux-babes.info
  • web.archive.org/web/20041204012346/http://www.captain-obvious.com/alissa/
  • web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/http://www.lunixsucks.org/
  • web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
  • web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
  • web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
  • web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/http://lol.rofflecopter.org/
  • web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/http://www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt
  • web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20090612075200/awesomesmiley.tk
  • web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
  • web.archive.org/web/20130414110737/doom3.zoy.org/
  • web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
  • web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
  • korven.sajt.org
  • oocities.org/gniger972
  • output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
  • internetcri.me

Last Measure Operating System

NOTE: The following download contains graphic images!

  • sam.zoy.org/lmos/

Source code

NOTE: The following downloads contain graphic images!

  • Version 3.4.1: web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/http://www.lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz
  • Version 4.1: web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/http://lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz
  • Last Measure Live!: web.archive.org/web/20130116132710/http://www.gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure

Background audio

  • gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav
  • archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO

YouTube video

NOTE: The Goatse image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.

  • youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI

Showcase video

  • files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4

Further Reading

NOTE: The following links contain graphic content!

  • Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica: encyclopediadramatica.online/Last_Measure
  • Shock site on the BJAODN: bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under CC-BY-SA.)

See also


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