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The Last Measure banner.

Last Measure was a shock site created in 2003 by the internet trolling group Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA). The site was created by Penisbird, a member of the GNAA.

Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the code for Last Measure versions 3.4.1 and 4.1 were made available under the 2-Clause BSD license on the lastmeasure.com site.

History

An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.^[1]

The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, buddy list sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of RAM.^[1]

Behavior

Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg^[2] upon immediately entering the website. It set Goatse as the page's background. and opened numerous browser windows via a JavaScript function called procreate containing either Pillowfight, Penisbird, Tubgirl, or Lemon Party. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,^[3] which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage^[4] is mine" is seen at the top of the page. Below is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under Google. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]^[5] leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of Goatse.cx. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.

The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover^[6] and onclick^[7] events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload^[8] event to spawn even more.

Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer, and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.

Version 3.4.1

Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduces several developments not found in the original mirror. The complete image list is Christmas.jpg,^[9] Lemon Party, Penisbird,^[10] Pillowfight, Tubgirl, spin.gif, freak.jpg,^[11] rustina.jpg,^[12] Loopback.jpg,^[13] and eww.jpg.^[14] Instead of embedding an MP3 to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embeds a Flash file called hey.swf.

The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawns an alert message with the same text. However, if the user presses the Del key, it displays a list of credits:

LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Additional (actually fucking working in v3.2) popup-blocker-busting by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA

Version 3.4.1 contains the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilizes a more elaborate browser checking protocol. Not only does it check if the browser is Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it checks if the browser is Netscape Navigator and if it is version 4, and checks if the browser is a Gecko-based browser such as Firefox. It additionally checks if the user's operating system is macOS.

The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 serves the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opens windows if the browser is Internet Explorer and randomly selects which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 is largely unchanged, except that it lacks a certain if statement found in the original mirror.

The page utilizes the onfocus,^[15] onblur,^[16] onmousemove,^[17] onload,^[18] onkeydown,^[19] and onunload events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.^[20] The page also has a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which makes use of the onmouseover, onclick, and onmouseout^[21] events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.

Procreator.php executes the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contains the following text in first-level header tags:

PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.

Version 3.4.1's source code contains a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:

/* let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :( MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */

The procreate function contains another code comment from goat-see:

fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see

There is another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It is not rendered as visible text on the page as it is not enclosed within any HTML tags or displayed in any visual elements.

Version 4.1

Version 4.1 uses the same image list^[22] and hey.swf file as 3.4.1, but introduces several new developments. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opens windows is renamed shellscript, and the function that moves windows around is renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that use basic arithmetical calculations, movew0w uses trigonometric calculations to determine the window position. The page embeds two Flash files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which open windows.

It checks whether the user's operating system is Windows, MacIntosh, Linux, OS/2, or BeOS. It also specifically checks if the user's browser is either Opera, WebTV, Internet Explorer, NetPositive, MS Pocket Internet Explorer, Galeon, Konqueror, iCab, OmniWeb, Phoenix,^[23] Firebird^[24], Firefox,^[25] Mozilla,^[26] Lynx, Amaya, Safari, Netscape, or AOL Browser.

One notable feature of Version 4.1 is that it retrieves and submits the user's clipboard data to a hidden form. It also collects other various user data and utilizes a PHP script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contains the following data:

ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
Time: The date and time of the visit.
Host: Hostname, IP address, and port number of the visitor.
Browser: The visitor's browser information.
Referrer: The website that referred the visitor to the current page.
User: To identify specific visitors.
Clipboard: The content of the clipboard.

Last Measure Unified X

Last Measure Unified X contains a long slew of keywords in its metadata and on the main page itself, which may be an attempt to get the page listed under Google. It utilizes the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing Alt+F4 or Ctrl key brings up an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key displays a list of credits that reads:

LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Total, complete, all-versions, popup blocker bashing-to-pieces by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.

The full shock image is penisbird.gif, awesome.jpg, Goatse, hotblowjob.jpg, zoidberg.jpg,^[27] Tubgirl, harlequin1.jpg, Pain2.jpg, harlequin2.jpg, Pain3.jpg, harlequin3.jpg, Pain4.jpg, Pain5.jpg, stretch.jpg,^[28] stopracism.jpg,^[29] rustina.jpg,^[12] pooped.jpg,^[2] Pain.jpg, freak.jpg,^[11] Untitled.jpg, Pillowfight, loopback.jpg,^[13] Lemon Party, christmas.jpg,^[9] weightlifter.jpg,^[30] and spin.gif. Like versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embeds hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also includes 15 WAV files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" but they do not seem to play in any way.

The movew0w function returns in Unified X, but the shellscript function is renamed back to procreate. Unlike previous iterations of procreate, however, it only opens a single window that cycles through the list of images on a loop. The window contains the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilizes the onload, onmousemove, onmouseover, and onkeydown events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.

Unified X introduces a function named ruin which calls an infinite loop in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also makes various outbound connections. The site attempts to connect to the GNAA and EFnet IRC servers, attempts to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots Usenet newsgroups, and uses rlogin and telnet to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contains a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opens up the computer’s default email client to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.

Additionally, it opens up AOL Instant Messenger to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body HY LOL HY LOL, and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM buddy list.

The site also downloads three files. Two of these files are "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The WMV does not play or function in any way, and the PDF file is not an actual PDF but instead a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempts to download Gayniggers From Outer Space [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi from an eDonkey file sharing network.

Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X also collects various user information and compiles it into a table.

Nimp.org

Main article: Nimp.org

Nimp.org's code was largely based off of Unified X. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Live!". Unlike Unified X, the procreate function opens numerous windows. It also fixed the problem with the audio clips in Unified X. The audio files are played in a staggered delay and on a loop.

Seizure Measure

Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a Flash file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.

Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.

Last Measure Operating System

The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist operating system developed by Sam Hocevar, a member of Goatse Security, which was a division of the GNAA. It is written in x86 assembly and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.

The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: Goatse, Tubgirl, loopback.jpg,^[13] Harlequin Fetus, pooped.jpg,^[2] Pillowfight, and Lemon Party, and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample.

Trivia

Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.^[31]
According to the "Last Measure" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the Ruby programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.^[32]
Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "Offended" and the "Pain Series" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors.
The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on Albino Blacksheep, which displays bright flashing RGB colors accompanied by a chiptune version of "Axel F" from Beverly Hills Cop.^[33]
The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.^[34]

Notes

↑ ^1.0 ^1.1 web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/http://lastmeasure.com/history.php
↑ ^2.0 ^2.1 ^2.2 A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.
↑ A reference to fsck, a Unix utility that checks the file system for damage.
↑ "fristage postage" is a reference to first post, an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry. (Wikipedia)
↑ This typo is corrected in later versions.
↑ Occurs when the cursor enters an element.
↑ Occurs when the user clicks on an element.
↑ Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.
↑ ^9.0 ^9.1 A picture of a person stretching her anus to Goatse proportions with a table clamp.
↑ The image is called ouch.jpg. but the PHP file is called penisbird.php.
↑ ^11.0 ^11.1 A picture of a naked female body builder.
↑ ^12.0 ^12.1 A picture depicting Rusty's wife (rusty of Kuro5hin, a popular Slashdot-like site). Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man with a large penis.
↑ ^13.0 ^13.1 ^13.2 A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from Goatse.cx.
↑ A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.
↑ Occurs when an element gets focus.
↑ Occurs when an element loses focus.
↑ Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.
↑ Occurs when an object has been loaded.
↑ Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.
↑ Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.
↑ Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.
↑ Except for PenisBird, which is replaced with the GIF version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.
↑ The initial code name for Firefox.
↑ The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from Phoenix Technologies.
↑ The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the Firebird database software project.
↑ Refers to the original codebase of the Netscape Navigator web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into Mozilla Firefox.
↑ Rotten.com's "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.
↑ An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to Goatse.
↑ An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.
↑ Rotten.com's "Weightlifter" image, which shows a man squatting with a prolapsed rectum.
↑ github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js
↑ encyclopediadramatica.online/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure
↑ "http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures." (BJAODN)
↑ web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/http://nero-online.org/

Links

NOTE: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!

Distribution site: ~~Lastmeasure.com~~

web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com

Current Mirror: ~~gnaa.ga/members~~
- web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
Mirror, now redirects to a movie: gaynigge.rs/members

web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members

Original mirror: web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows: web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
GNAUK mirror: web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
Version 3,4, contains ASCII art of Goatse and clipboard payload: web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
Version 3.4.1, with some modifications: web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
Version 4.1: web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
- StatsMeasure page (2008): web.archive.org/web/20080422075019/http://aimtools.serialchiller.org/stats/index.php
- StatsMeasure page (2009): web.archive.org/web/20090123115506/http://aimtools.serialchiller.org:80/stats/index.php
Unified X: web.archive.org/web/20061104010445/http://lol.on.nimp.org/
Unified X mirror: users.on.net/~fafot/RAWR
Seizure Measure: web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
Seizure Measure mirror: web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/http://www.lysol.ws/idiot/
web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
anything.on.nimp.org
- lol.on.nimp.org
- niggers.on.nimp.org
- torrents,on.nimp.org
web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/http://dc.h4xx.com/
web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/http://www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt
web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/http://www.peoplesprimary.com/
web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/http://www.lunixsucks.org/
https://web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/http://lol.rofflecopter.org/
web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
anything.tripod.com
- mantako.tripod.com
archive.ph/hiGQ0
oocities.org/gniger972
output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
internetcri.me
web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html
web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
[anything].bioghost.com
- kittens.bioghost.com
- bioghost.com/~mao
[anything].loldongs.eu
web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
web.archive.org/web/20040907182455/doom3.zoy.org/index.php
web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
~~korven.sajt.org~~
web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest
web.archive.org/web/20090612075200/awesomesmiley.tk
web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
Redirects to bioghost.com/~mao: web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
Redirects to doom3.zoy.org: web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org

Last Measure Operating System

NOTE: The following download contains graphic images!

sam.zoy.org/lmos/

Source code

NOTE: The following downloads contain graphic images!

Version 3.4.1: web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/http://www.lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz
Version 4.1: web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/http://lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz

Background audio

gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav
archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO

YouTube video

NOTE: The Goatse image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.

youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI

Showcase video

files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4

Comments

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[:0-1] 1.0 ^1.1 web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/http://lastmeasure.com/history.php

[:1-2] 2.0 ^2.1 ^2.2 A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.

[3] A reference to fsck, a Unix utility that checks the file system for damage.

[4] "fristage postage" is a reference to first post, an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry. (Wikipedia)

[5] This typo is corrected in later versions.

[6] Occurs when the cursor enters an element.

[7] Occurs when the user clicks on an element.

[8] Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.

[:2-9] 9.0 ^9.1 A picture of a person stretching her anus to Goatse proportions with a table clamp.

[10] The image is called ouch.jpg. but the PHP file is called penisbird.php.

[:3-11] 11.0 ^11.1 A picture of a naked female body builder.

[:4-12] 12.0 ^12.1 A picture depicting Rusty's wife (rusty of Kuro5hin, a popular Slashdot-like site). Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man with a large penis.

[:5-13] 13.0 ^13.1 ^13.2 A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from Goatse.cx.

[14] A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.

[15] Occurs when an element gets focus.

[16] Occurs when an element loses focus.

[17] Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.

[18] Occurs when an object has been loaded.

[19] Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.

[20] Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.

[21] Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.

[22] Except for PenisBird, which is replaced with the GIF version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.

[23] The initial code name for Firefox.

[24] The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from Phoenix Technologies.

[25] The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the Firebird database software project.

[26] Refers to the original codebase of the Netscape Navigator web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into Mozilla Firefox.

[27] Rotten.com's "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.

[28] An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to Goatse.

[29] An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.

[30] Rotten.com's "Weightlifter" image, which shows a man squatting with a prolapsed rectum.

[31] thub.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js

[32] yclopediadramatica.online/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure

[33] "http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures." (BJAODN)

[34] web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/http://nero-online.org/

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 The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 serves the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opens windows if the browser is Internet Explorer and randomly selects which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 is largely unchanged, except that it lacks a certain if statement found in the original mirror.
-The page utilizes the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref>Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref>Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref>Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also has a button labeled CLICK ME, which makes use of the onmouseover, onclick, and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.
+The page utilizes the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref>Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref>Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref>Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also has a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which makes use of the onmouseover, onclick, and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.
 Procreator.php executes the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contains the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
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 It checks whether the user's operating system is [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|MacIntosh]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checks if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] is either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].
-One notable feature of Version 4.1 is that it retrieves and submits the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collects various user data and utilizes a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contains the following data:
+One notable feature of Version 4.1 is that it retrieves and submits the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collects other various user data and utilizes a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contains the following data:
 *ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
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 == Last Measure Unified X==
-Last Measure Unified X contains a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may be an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing Alt+F4 or Ctrl key brings up an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key displays a list of credits that reads: <pre>
+Last Measure Unified X contains a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may be an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilizes the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing Alt+F4 or Ctrl key brings up an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key displays a list of credits that reads: <pre>
 LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
 Starring:
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 PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
 Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
-</pre>The full shock image is [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|awesome.jpg]], [[Hello.jpg|Goatse]], hotblowjob.jpg, zoidberg.jpg, [[Tubgirl]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg, stopracism.jpg, rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg, and [[spin.gif]]. Like versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embeds hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also includes 15 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" but they do not seem to play in any way.
+</pre>The full shock image is [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|awesome.jpg]], [[Hello.jpg|Goatse]], [[Hai2u|hotblowjob.jpg]], zoidberg.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.</ref> [[Tubgirl]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg,<ref>An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to [[Goatse]].</ref> stopracism.jpg,<ref>An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Weightlifter" image, which shows a man squatting with a prolapsed rectum.</ref> and [[spin.gif]]. Like versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embeds hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also includes 15 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" but they do not seem to play in any way.
-The movew0w function returns in Unified X, but the shellscript function is renamed back to procreate. Unlike previous iterations of procreate, however, it only opens a single 800x600 window that cycles through the list of images on a loop. The window has the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilizes the onload, onmousemove, onmouseover, and onkeydown events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions. It utilizes the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1.
+The movew0w function returns in Unified X, but the shellscript function is renamed back to procreate. Unlike previous iterations of procreate, however, it only opens a single window that cycles through the list of images on a loop. The window contains the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilizes the onload, onmousemove, onmouseover, and onkeydown events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.
+[[File:UnifiedX Stats.png|thumb|The stats table generated by Unified X.]]
 Unified X introduces a function named ruin which calls an infinite loop in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also makes various outbound connections. The site attempts to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempts to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and uses rlogin and telnet to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contains a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opens up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.
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 The site also downloads three files. Two of these files are "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] does not play or function in any way, and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file is not an actual PDF but instead a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempts to download Gayniggers From Outer Space [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file sharing network.
+Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X also collects various user information and compiles it into a table.
 ==Nimp.org==
-<blockquote>''Main article: [[Nimp.org]]''</blockquote>
+<blockquote>''Main article: [[Nimp.org]]''</blockquote>Nimp.org's code was largely based off of Unified X. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Live!". Unlike Unified X, the procreate function opens numerous windows. It also fixed the problem with the audio clips in Unified X. The audio files are played in a staggered delay and on a loop.
 ==Seizure Measure==
-Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as Last Measure, but embedded a Flash file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.
+Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a Flash file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.
 Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.
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 The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]], which was a division of the GNAA. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.
-The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight]], and [[Lemonparty|Lemon Party]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample.
+The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight]], and [[Lemonparty|Lemon Party]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample.
 ==Trivia==
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 *web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
 *[[Nimp.org|anything.on.nimp.org]]
+**lol.on.nimp.org
+**niggers.on.nimp.org
+**torrents,on.nimp.org
 *web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/<nowiki>http://dc.h4xx.com/</nowiki>
 *web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/<nowiki>http://www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt</nowiki>
@@ Line 164: / Line 170: @@
 *web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
 *web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
-*web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/[anything].tripod.com
+*anything.tripod.com
+**mantako.tripod.com
 *archive.ph/hiGQ0
 *oocities.org/gniger972
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 *web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
 *'''[anything]'''.bioghost.com
+**kittens.bioghost.com
+**bioghost.com/~mao
 *'''[anything]'''.loldongs.eu
 *web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
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 <font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following download contains graphic images!</font>
 *sam.zoy.org/lmos/
-===YouTube video===
-<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
-*youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
 ===Source code===
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 *'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/<nowiki>http://www.lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz</nowiki>
 *'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz</nowiki>
-===Showcase video===
-*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4
 ===Background audio===
 *gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav
 *archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO
+===YouTube video===
+<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
+*youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
+===Showcase video===
+*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4
 ===Further Reading===

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