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==Behavior== | ==Behavior== | ||
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref>A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background. and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [https://screamer.wiki/Rotten.com#PenisBird Penisbird], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!". | Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background. and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [https://screamer.wiki/Rotten.com#PenisBird Penisbird], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!". | ||
The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to ''first post'', an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry. ([[wikipedia:First_post|Wikipedia]])</ref> is mine" is seen at the top of the page. Below is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia: | The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to ''first post'', an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry. ([[wikipedia:First_post|Wikipedia]])</ref> is mine" is seen at the top of the page. Below is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title. | ||
The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more. | The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more. | ||
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==Version 3.4.1== | ==Version 3.4.1== | ||
Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduces several developments not found in the original mirror. The complete image list is Christmas.jpg,<ref>A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp.</ref> [[Lemon Party]], [ | Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduces several developments not found in the original mirror. The complete image list is Christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2">A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp.</ref> [[Lemon Party]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]],<ref>The image is called ouch.jpg. but the [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] file is called penisbird.php.</ref> [[Pillowfight]], [[Tubgirl]], [[spin.gif]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3">A picture of a naked female body builder.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4">A picture depicting Rusty's wife (rusty of [[wikipedia:Kuro5hin|Kuro5hin]], a popular [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]]-like site). Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man with a large penis.</ref> Loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5">A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from [[Goatse.cx]].</ref> and eww.jpg.<ref>A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.</ref> Instead of embedding an [[wikipedia:MP3|MP3]] to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embeds a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called hey.swf. | ||
The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawns an alert message with the same text. However, if the user presses the Del key, it displays a list of credits: | The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawns an alert message with the same text. However, if the user presses the Del key, it displays a list of credits: | ||
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== Version 4.1 == | == Version 4.1 == | ||
Version 4.1 uses the same image list and hey.swf file as 3.4.1, but introduces several new developments. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opens windows is renamed shellscript, and the function that moves windows around is renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that use basic [[wikipedia:Arithmetic|arithmetical]] calculations, movew0w uses [[wikipedia:Trigonometry|trigonometric]] calculations to determine the window position. The page embeds two [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which open windows. | Version 4.1 uses the same image list<ref>Except for PenisBird, which is replaced with the [[wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.</ref> and hey.swf file as 3.4.1, but introduces several new developments. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opens windows is renamed shellscript, and the function that moves windows around is renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that use basic [[wikipedia:Arithmetic|arithmetical]] calculations, movew0w uses [[wikipedia:Trigonometry|trigonometric]] calculations to determine the window position. The page embeds two [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which open windows. | ||
It checks whether the user's operating system is [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|MacIntosh]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checks if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] is either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]]. | It checks whether the user's operating system is [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|MacIntosh]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checks if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] is either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]]. | ||
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== Last Measure Unified X== | == Last Measure Unified X== | ||
Last Measure Unified X contains a long slew of keywords in its metadata and on the main page itself, which may be an attempt to get the page listed under Google. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". | Last Measure Unified X contains a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may be an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing Alt+F4 or Ctrl key brings up an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key displays a list of credits that reads: <pre> | ||
Pressing Alt+F4 or Ctrl key brings up an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key displays a | |||
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas. | LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas. | ||
Starring: | Starring: | ||
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PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT) | PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT) | ||
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others. | Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others. | ||
</pre>The full shock image is penisbird.gif, awesome.jpg, | </pre>The full shock image is [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|awesome.jpg]], [[Hello.jpg|Goatse]], hotblowjob.jpg, zoidberg.jpg, [[Tubgirl]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg, stopracism.jpg, rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg, and [[spin.gif]]. Like versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embeds hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also includes 15 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" but they do not seem to play in any way. | ||
The movew0w function returns in Unified X, but the shellscript function is renamed back to procreate. The page utilizes the onload, onmousemove, onmouseover, and onkeydown events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions. It also | The movew0w function returns in Unified X, but the shellscript function is renamed back to procreate. The page utilizes the onload, onmousemove, onmouseover, and onkeydown events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions. It also utilizes a function named ruin which called an infinite loop in an attempt to freeze the browser. | ||
Unified X also makes various outbound connections. The site attempts to connect to the GNAA and EFnet IRC servers, | Unified X also makes various outbound connections. The site attempts to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempts to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and uses rlogin and telnet to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contains a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opens up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with 2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE as the subject and www.gnaa.us as the body. | ||
Additionally, it opens up AOL Instant | Additionally, it opens up [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body HY LOL HY LOL, and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]]. | ||
The site also downloads three files. Two of these files are "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The | The site also downloads three files. Two of these files are "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] does not play or function in any way, and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file is not an actual PDF but instead a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempts to download Gayniggers From Outer Space [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file sharing network. It also utilizes a Java applet called LastCoffee. | ||
==Nimp.org== | ==Nimp.org== | ||
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The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]], which was a division of the GNAA. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive. | The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]], which was a division of the GNAA. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive. | ||
The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse | The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight]], and [[Lemonparty|Lemon Party]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors. | *Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors. | ||
*The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displays bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[https://youtu.be/O7CaEWR_Kdk Axel F]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''<ref>"<nowiki>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php</nowiki> - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. '''WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures."''' ([https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site BJAODN])</ref> | *The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displays bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[https://youtu.be/O7CaEWR_Kdk Axel F]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''<ref>"<nowiki>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php</nowiki> - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. '''WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures."''' ([https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site BJAODN])</ref> | ||
* The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/<nowiki>http://nero-online.org | * The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/<nowiki>http://nero-online.org/</nowiki></ref> | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||