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==Behavior== | ==Behavior== | ||
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref>A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background. and opened numerous browser windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [https://screamer.wiki/Rotten.com#PenisBird Penisbird], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[Unix]] utility that checks the [[file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!". | |||
The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" is seen at the top of the page. Below is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google|Google]]. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic] leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed | The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine"<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to ''first post'', an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry. ([[wikipedia:First_post|Wikipedia]])</ref> is seen at the top of the page. Below is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google|Google]]. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic] leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displays an alert containing the same text as the page title. | ||
The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more. | The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more. | ||
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===Procreator.php=== | ===Procreator.php=== | ||
Procreator.php largely used the same code as Last Measure, but contained additional shock images | Procreator.php largely used the same code as Last Measure, but contained additional shock images including christmas.jpg, spin.gif, freak.jpg, rustina.jpg, loopback.jpg, eww.jpg, and weightlifter.jpg. | ||
The source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality using ModelessDialog:<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> | The source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality using ModelessDialog:<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> | ||
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===Seizure Measure=== | ===Seizure Measure=== | ||
Seizure Measure used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as Last Measure, but embedded two Flash files, rgb.swf and seizure7.swf, which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing ALT+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”. | Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as Last Measure, but embedded two Flash files, rgb.swf and seizure7.swf, which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing ALT+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”. | ||
Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Intenet Explorer and if the version is 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage using setHomePage, which only worked in Internet Explorer. | Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Intenet Explorer and if the version is 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage using setHomePage, which only worked in Internet Explorer. | ||
==Last Measure Operating System== | ==Last Measure Operating System== | ||
The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive. | The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]], which was a division of the GNAA. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive. | ||
The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg, [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg, [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample. | The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg, [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg, [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample. | ||
==Trivia== | |||
*Last Measure shares the openWindow, procreate, and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot. | |||
*According to the "Last Measure" page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled. | |||
*Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors. | |||
*The rgb.swf file featured in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displays bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[https://youtu.be/O7CaEWR_Kdk Axel F]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].'' | |||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
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==Links== | ==Links== | ||
<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!</font> | <font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!</font> | ||
* <s>Lastmeasure.com</s> | *<s>Lastmeasure.com</s> | ||
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com | :*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com | ||
*'''Current Mirror:''' gnaa.ga/members | *'''Current Mirror:''' gnaa.ga/members | ||
*'''Mirror, now redirects to a movie:''' gaynigge.rs/members | * '''Mirror, now redirects to a movie:''' gaynigge.rs/members | ||
:*web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members | :*web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure | *web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure | ||
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*web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms | *web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc | *web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se | * web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no | * web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr | *web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org | *web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org | ||
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*youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI | *youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI | ||
===Source code=== | ===Source code === | ||
*'''Archived source code, courtesy of [[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]:''' pastebin.com/Q1hc8VLz | * '''Archived source code, courtesy of [[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]:''' pastebin.com/Q1hc8VLz | ||
*'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]] | *'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]] | ||
===Showcase video=== | ===Showcase video=== | ||
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4 | * files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4 | ||
===Background audio === | ===Background audio=== | ||
*gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav | *gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav | ||