User:LuaGunsX/Archive/BluWiki/Shock Sites/March 2007

Shock Site

A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive or shocking to most of its viewers, containing shocking material which is considered distasteful and crude, and is generally of a pornographic, scatological, or extremely violent nature. In most cases, a shock site displays a single picture, some shock sites also show animations or galleries of images, shock sites are often passed around via email or disguised in posts to discussion sites as a hoax in an attempt to trick readers into following the link to the website.

The news and discussion site Slashdot has changed its software to display the domain name of a linked URL in brackets following the link (example: "Click Here [example.com]"), so that any link to goatse.cx or a similar shock site would be immediately visible as such. The change has been effective in reducing the number of links to shock sites even though trolls began to set up mirror sites and use public CGI redirect scripts run by sites such as Yahoo! in an attempt to circumvent the measure.

This site gives a list of shock sites, and a description of the sites, to enable people to avoid being trolled into visiting them, and will continue to be expanded with a list of these sites.

PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON THE HYPERLINKS BELOW IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!! The Hyperlinks below link directly to the shock sites

Note: These sites are not porn sites!!! They are shock sites!!! (although the majority do, in fact, have pornographic content). If you want your perverted urges to be seated, you should go get some hentai. ^_^

Examples of shock sites

The Big 5 Shock Sites

The five most well know sites, in alphabetical order, are:

Goatse.cx

Goatse contains a picture of a man holding his distended anus wide open. He wears a wedding ring, and his penis and testicles dangle down. Goatse is one of the 5 most popular and classic shock sites. The original goatse.cx website was taken down by the Christmas Island authorities, but a mirror is held at http://goatse.fr/

The goatse.cx site now consists of spam.

"femse.com" is apparantly a female version of goatse.

Hai2U

Hai2U contains a picture of a woman vomiting while performing fellatio. It appears that her partner had been holding onto her hair, and must have poked the back of her throat. The website has the tagline 'Hot Blow Job'. Hai2U is one of the 5 most popular shock sites. It can be found at http://www.hai2u.com/

LemonParty

This website shows three aged, gay "grandpa's". Person #1 is giving a "blowjob" to Person #3 while Person #2 is kissing Person #3. LemonParty is one of the 5 most popular shock sites.

It can be found on http://lemonparty.org/.

Meatspin

Meatspin contains a video of a transvestite having intercourse with another male. her penis is seen to spin around, and a counter is present, counting the total number of revolutions. After 45 spins, the viewer is declared to be officially gay. The penis spins anticlockwise. The song is Dead Or Alive's 'You Spin Me 2003' It can be found at http://www.meatspin.com/

The original meatspin site is mirrored here archive.org meatspin mirror (2005). It is notable for the lack of adverts, and the penis also spins the other way, at a higher speed, and there is a hardcore rave track in the background.

The original image from Meatspin can be also found in the infamous YTMND site "Ridin' Spinnaz", which features the 3-6 Mafia song of the same title (which is about spinning rims on cars). The site (which was one of the first YTMND's created), spawned a fad featuring other spinning objects with the same music.

tubgirl

One of the most famous shock-sites, second only to Goatse.cx. A masked woman in a tub, buttocks raised, expelling liquid onto her face. The liquid which appears to be faeces, has been the subject of much debate. Unfortunately, on wikipedia, somebody once made a statement that it was a form of orange coloured fruit juice. However this is untrue, and all websites stating this fact originally got it from Wikipedia!. The only source for this statement seems to be a statement erroneously included on Wikipedia during 2005-2006, which has now been deleted. An interesting fact about the picture on tubgirl.com is that her vaginal orifice has been pixelated (presumably because it is 'pornographic' whereas the rest of the image is presumably acceptable). Tubgirl is one of the 5 most popular shock sites.

Tubgirl can be found at http://www.tubgirl.com

"tubcat" and "tubboy" apparantly replace the girl with a cat/boy.

Other Shock Sites

Don't Watch Us

A video of a woman sucking a massive cock, massive balls, and cum is pouring out of her mouth while she is sucking! *barf*. The guy's balls are also swinging back and forth in slow motion! This video can also be found on discharges.org

http://www.dontwatch.us/

Meat Bounce

This site has a picture of a transexual riding some guy. Her massive erect cock is bouncing up and down violently!. http://www.leethacker.com/meatbounce/

Monster Mash

Here you can find a video of a black guy, with a very big scrotum, on top of a white guy. The black guy is trying to shove his cock into the white guys arse, and the white guy is therefore pushed down, and his erect penis bends in the middle! *yuck* The song is 'Monster Mash' by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett (see Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Mash). The shock site, presumably named 'Monster Mash' because of the anal mashing that the guy underneath is getting, is at http://www.bagslap.com/mash.html

The Pounder

This website, part of the Meatspin network, has a video of a man, tenderising his meat with a sledgehammer!!! The song is MC Hammer, saying 'Stop........ HAMMERTIME!'. http://www.thepounder.com/

Pressure Spot

This site features a video of a man, who is giving cunnilingus. Although, it is not really cunnilingus, but more 'muff DIVING'. Because he is truly diving, almost getting his whole head inside her pussy!! :) *puke*. One has to wonder how her beaver became this big in the first place - she must be the female equivalant of goatse! It is at http://www.pressurespot.com, and a longer version of the video can be found on www.discharges.org. This website is part of the meatspin network.

Snack Donation

A picture of a woman, donating a her snack to a man, who is contributing a sausage to the yummy mix :) This website contains the hai2u picture, and links to other shock sites including lemonparty, (the original goatse site), and tubgirl.com.

Some people might use this to troll charitable types who want to donate food, or may think of other ways to troll people to the site :)

The girl in the picture puke.jpg is Leanni Lei. The picture is supposedly taken with a guy called 'Max' from maxhardc0reporn.net. (Warning, offensive material, for safety the o has been changed to a 0 in the url.).

http://www.snack-donation.com/

WatchBritneySpears.com

This website contains a video, which is of reasonable quality (but taken via a telephoto lens), and shows Britney Spears getting it on with her boyfriend!. You can see everything, including his member pounding on her!!. The song is by Kylie Minogue 'Spinning Around'. </nowiki>http://www.watchbritneyspears.com/</nowiki>

This site is currently at the centre of a legal challenge by Britney's Legal Team, so is expected to disappear any time soon :(

This site might actually be a mirror of Meatspin :)

Bag Slap

This website features a picture of two men having anal sex, filmed from underneath. Over the years there have been heated debates about the origin of the name 'bag slap'; some say it is due to the giver's ball bag slapping into the receivers arse, while others say it is due to the receiver's cock slapping against his own ball bag due to the powerful anal hammering he is receiving (also evident from his sweaty taint meat). The song is 'Fiction Factory - Feels Like Heaven'.

http://www.bagslap.com/ (part of the Meatspin network)

Penisbird

This contains a picture of a scarlet macaw perched on someone's penis!!!!!1 It is on rotten.com and is quite a famous shock site, being responsible for slashdot changing their code to display URL links to stop trolling occuring. A letter to this effect is also on rotten.com on the page below :). This site is now rather 'tame' compared to the extreme sites seen below. http://smoke.rotten.com/bird

LOL - here is one of the original Penis Bird postings on Slashdot :)

http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=00/06/25/1851227 See the 6th reply

Jiztini

Some say that this site shows a woman, covered in semen, drinking from a large glass of semen. Some say that 'Jiztini' is a play on the word 'Martini'.

http://www.jiztini.com/ :D

Thewillpower.org

This site is verified to show a picture of a man performing fellatio on himself :). He is really going for it too. There has been much debate on the internet, as to whether this act in itself is gay, or whether it is just another form of masturbation. Arguments can be made in either direction. It is said that the only way to do this is to remove / break your lower two ribs, so dedication is needed!

I wish I could do that. ^_^

The link can be found below.

http://www.thewillpower.org/

Cheapabortions.com

Apparantly, this site shows a dead fetus in a toilet. >_>

• disgust*

The link can be found below.

http://www.cheapabortions.com

blink-182.com

www.blink-182.com is designed to trick people into going to the website for popular rock group Blink 182 (whose REAL website is located at www.blink182.com (without the dash)). The site features a lady shooting a peeled banana out of her arse, with a woman behind her trying to catch it in her mouth (unfortunately is just misses) and is accompanyied by the infamous Bananas refrain from Gwen Stefani's song "Hollaback Girl". The amusing thing is that this video is probably the only video that shows what Gwen means when she says 'This Shit Is Bananas' - because it really is!!! :) The site is owned by the same people who own LemonParty.org, and features links to it and the other shock sites on the network at the bottom of the page.

http://www.blink-182.com/

Supermodelsfart

A fat man having anal sex with a fashion model. Reports suggest that the woman has an unhappy look on her face, although she is not being forced. A fat, sweaty, hairy man stands behind her, eating from a tin of canned corn. There is also a tin of canned sweetcorn placed in the small of her back. Apparently the title of the webpage used to be 'canned corn LOL' although has changed now. It can be found at http://www.supermodelsfart.com

Porkhole

Porkhole contains a long video of three male pensioners having a 'ruddy good time' in the shower, with a nice soothing melody in the background. This can be found at http://www.porkhole.net/ There is also a website similiar to the brad.com, here : http://www.porkhole.net/brad.html An extensive list of shock sites is also included on the site : http://www.porkhole.net/keara.html (some of the links on the site were found on the porkhole site, so respect is due!)

Circusgranny

This website contains a picture of a granny, wearing only a top hat. She has quite large tits, which are actually in pretty good shape given her age:). The site has 'Circusgranny' written in google-style letters a t the top, and a link to her #1 fan at the bottom. This would make a good porn site, if only she wasn't so old! ^_^ Yeah, like a nice young girl, spreadin' her pussy! :D http://www.circusgranny.tk/

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Apparently, this site contains a behind-the-scenes view of the anthropomorphic 'heroes in a half shell', and what they do in their spare time. It even lets you look at close ups of the scene. :) Turtle Power

Pokemon Hentai

Bayleef and Charizard are powerful warriors in the world of Pokemon. However, Bayleef is female, Charizard is male, and sometimes they have some time to themselves. :) The file is located at moid.org, and is called 'baychar.swf'. It is too disturbing to direct-link it. But I will anyway, be warned.

For a refreshing take on tentacle hentai, visit http://discharges.org/h/0307/ !!!!!!!!1

Ahh, I love hentai! ^_^

The 'discharges' link above features a real-life video of a monster with a tentacle that comes out of it's mouth, and tries to perform fellatio with a woman standing nearby. The tentacle is made of a transparent pink substance and the quality of the acting (in particular that of the woman who clearly has to move herself towards the tentacle, rather than it moving towards her) also make it rather funny!. It is a shock-site rather than a porn site, so click away :) Personally this is, in some ways, more shocking than many shock sites, and will hopefully get it's own URL soon.

Last Measure

The ultimate shock-site. Last Measure, created by the trolling group GNAA, abuses an incredible amount of Adobe Flash scripts to cause numerous extremely undesirable effects. Mainly, it spawns an indefinite amount of pop-up windows with various famous shock site images in them, while it also plays a voice shouting, "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" at a high volume. It also attempts to send emails using the user's default email program. The only way to stop the popups are to restart the computer; the ctrl and alt keys are disabled. It also gives out trojan viruses and messes up your computer. The current Last Measure site does not contain pop-ups, the mirrors do.

IF YOU CLICK ON THE HYPER-LINKS BELOW, THEN YOU ARE OFFICIALLY AN IDIOT. THANK YOU.

lastmeasure.zoy.org doom3.zoy.org freeipods.zoy.org anything.on.nimp.org gabenewell.com

For safety,the link will not have direct link.

wowomg

wowomg.com is a redirect link to meatspin.com; it stands for 'Wow Oh My God' ; it was created to allow people to be re-tricked into going to http://www.meatspin.com. The link is http://www.wowomg.com

And to think I almost clicked on this once... Meh, I'm just too smart. ^_^

Teletorrents.org

Apparantly, this site shows one man's hand immersed in a second man's anus. Large text below the picture reads "Surprise, asshole!". The domain of the site is purposely misleading, implying that it contains BitTorrent files. >_>

The link can be found below.

http://www.teletorrents.org/

24 March 2007 - No longer there.

desertofthereal

A man, eating another man's feces. May be the most disgusting site on the internet, although I have not personally seen it. http://desertofthereal.com

11 March 2007 - it is no longer there

Meat Ball

This site has a picture of a white guy, slapping his face with a massive, erect, black cock. The most disturbing thing is the glistening residue below his left ear after hitting the cock there :puke: The song is Atom And His Package - MeatBall

http://www.bagslap.com/meatball.html

This site is part of the meat spin network.

WoodNose

This site, which has no sound, contains an edited picture of a man with a penis in place of his nose. The site states that 'Bob dole has a woodnose too', 'LOLZ @ his penis nose', 'ZACH licks balls LOL!!!1' in scrolling text.. The site is hosted at http://www.justinsanity.net/woodnose/

Typical Macintosh User

This site purports to show a typical macintosh user working at his computer desk. In fact, it shows a picture of a man, covered in feces, with a thick layer of faeces on his head, eating from a plate filled with many large, thick turds. It is clear that he is a macintosh user, but unclear as to how typical he is. It can be found at http://www.typicalmacintoshuser.com/

ManGems

This site, part of the Meatspin network, contains a flash video of a man being repeatedly (and it appears voluntarily) kicked in the scrotum, with his gems flying around. The title of the page is 'These gems are for life, and do not deserve this kind of abuse'. It is found at http://www.mangems.com/

Motherman

This site, again part of the Meatspin network, shows a tattooed man, receiving anal sex from a transsexual, while simultaneously performing fellatio on anoter transsexual. The song is 'My Boo' by Inoj (pronounced 'I Know Jay'. It is found at http://www.motherman.com/

Meatroll

This website is very similiar to Meatspin, except it contains less adverts. The more observant shock site viewer would notice that the transsexuals penis is rotating *clockwise* in this video. It is hosted at http://www.meatroll.com/

Fuck.org

This site used to contain a picture of a black man having sex with a glowing purple inflatable penguin. The man had a remarkably serene expression on his face. This picture is no longer pressent (but see bloggerpals.com below. The site now contains a photoshopped picture of George Bush and his wife, although the lower half of her body is naked, showing a particularly hairy mons pubis. It can be found at http://www.fuck.org/

bloggerpals.com

This site contains a picture of two men, covered on faeces, with one being anally penetrated by what appears to be a bicycle pump. This is the image originally found at Shrewsburycollege.co.uk. At the bottom of the page is a statement that L1ol!OL!1 BELiEvE iN JEeeZUs PLZ!. Clicking on this rotates the site to a picture of a man having sex with a large inflatable penguin (this is the picture originally found at fuck.org). The site can be found at http://www.bloggerpals.com/

discharges.org

Discharges.org is a site that contains flash videos, together with looping audio tracks. Historically these would rotate every few days, but the site has not been updated for several months. Many of the videos on this site were later incorporated into other sites. Links at the top left of the site allows users to view the previous videos on the site. The site can be found at http://www.discharges.org/

bottleguy

This site shows a picture of a man, standing outdoors on a sunny day, in a meadow, with a large bottle inserted into his anus. It can be found at http://www.bottleguy.com/

detroithardcore.com

This site contains a picture of a man stretching his anus wide open, with his penis hanging down, in a similar fashion to Goatse, but from a different angle. It can be found at http://www.detroithardcore.com/

lolfish

This site shows a fisherman, and his wife, in their spare time! It contains a photograph of a man with some fish inserted into his rectum. It can be found at http://www.tard.biz/. It contains no adverts and therefore loads very quickly.

Newsflash! The site now contains someone (probably female) with an octopus draped over the arse

Extinct Shock Sites

Shrewsburycollege.co.uk

This site used to contain a picture of two men covered in faeces, with one anally penetrating the other with what appeared to be a bicycle pump. Shrewsbury college used to be known as Shrewsbury College of Arts and Technology (SCAT) and was the inspiration for the name of the site. A story regarding this site featured on the front page of the Shrewsbury Chronicle in on the 8th December 2005. The site now points to Shrewsbury college's own site, however, the image can be found at bloggerpals.com, above.

brad.com

brad.com contained a video animation of two gay men having sexual intercourse. This shock site was unique in that it could accept any URL, such as brad.com/bradandangelina/babypictures.htm, and it would always redirect to the original page. In the UK, the advert for 'Love It' magazine features the same song that used to be on brad.com. The video was taken from discharges.org, and can be found here: http://discharges.org/h/0909/

rustina.org

This contained a photoshopped picture of Rusty Foster's wife (Rusty is the creater of kuro5hin.org), making love to a black man with a large penis. This image resulted in new user signups being disabled at kuro5hin.org for a period of time. The picture seems to have disappeared from the internet at present, although it did resurface at rustina.org during 2006 for a short period of time.

Not Exactly Shock Sites

They are not exactly shock sites, but man they sure are still funny!

You Are an Idiot

While not exactly a shock-site, it still has many of the "features" of shock-sites. ^_^

Some versions spawn an endless amount of pop-ups, which shows a flashing screen, singing "YOU ARE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" at a very high volume.

Compare to Last Measure, but without all the shock images.

Doug In A Dress

Animated image of an obese chemotherapy patient wearing a wedding dress. The stop frame animation is very crude and suggests the subject is dancing, while a voice repeatedly sings "Doug in a dress". Below the image is some text that reads "Loading" with animated periods suggesting something else is about to happen. Nothing else ever happens, the animation and audio repeat forever.

The meta-tag description of the page is, "Once the page finishes loading, it's a world of wonder". This is what appears in google search results listing the domain. The site has been online since early 2004.

http://www.douginadress.com (Doug In A Dress)

Illegal Shock Sites

This extinct website (which exists in the from www._.net), displayed a picture of a man being anally penetrated by a large stallion (with an approximately 24-inch long phallus). In the video the horse was restrained to prevent the whole phallus being inserted. However, the horse managed to overcome the restraints, and the man was pushed forward, simply by the pressure of the phallus. This content is therefore illegal in most US states (but not all).

This website actually displayed the video known as 'mrhands.jpg'. The man being penetrated was Kenneth Pinyan, a high profile engineer for Boeing. He did not sustain fatal damage during the making of the video, but later on that night. He initially refused to go to hospital due to not wanting to ruin his reputation. In the end he died from blood loss and sepsis secondary to colonic rupture. The authorities became involved, and the only person who was fined was the camerman, for $300, for trespassing. This is because the act itself is not illegal in Washington State, US, (bestiality is not illegal there). What appears to be Mr Hands' Yahoo Profile is still up (but not updated since 2004, increasing the validity of the site). It contains full frontal male nudity and can be found here. It is notable that one of the things he likes is listed as 'horses'.

There is a suggestion that a movie will be made from the incident, as described here.

This site was a part of the meatspin network, but was taken down for legal reasons.

[expunged for legal reasons]

This website, presumably still active, is in the form www._.com. This website purports to be a site 'where you can trick your horse-loving friends into viewing bestiality'. Little else is known about this site.

Rotten

While it's "illegal" status is questionable, it has gotten many lawsuits, for example; the dead pictures of family members.

Future Shock Site Ideas

This is the fun part, where you can post ideas for future shock sites! ^_^

Pimplebusters

An extremely ugly, hideous woman, popping an enormous pimple on her pussy. (-:

TyreAndExhaustServices

Have a video that is twice as wide as usual, as it has two videos in it. One will be a guy 'servicing' the exhaust pipe, and another guy doing something to a tyre.

BushWhacker

Some guys Whacking onto a picture of Bush :) Apologies for these two - future shock sites would need to raise the bar in order to be shocking again you see

Jizard

Like 'PenisBird', except it is a photo of a small lizard sitting on someone's cock (circumsized)!!!!! The guy is also 'jizzing' when the photo is taken. *pukes*

Turdzrock

A man eating feces, chewing with his mouth open, dripping feces from his mouth, completely covered in feces. *puke*

Got Milk?

http://gothentaimilk.ytmnsfw.com :D

Anti-Shock Sites

Capitalizing on the popularity of these sites, some people troll people in a simliar way to Shock Sites (hiding a irrelevant link in a post), but link to sites that are bizzarly chosen but not an actual Shock Site, like the homepage for Mary-Kate and Ashley. There even exists work-safe sites that are parodies or spin-offs of famous shock sites.

Oralse.cx

A parody of Goatse, but featuring a picture of a kitten in a field titled "Sex Kitten" and simliar warnings to what were on the original Goatse site. Just like the original site, there is a 2nd image labeled "The Weiner" (featuring a picture of a weiner dog sitting inside a Hot Dog Bun), a feedback section, and a contrib section featuring photoshops of the Kitten (which would be known online as the "Cliche Kitty"). One of the pictures from the contrib section is also famously known online, the infamous "Every time you masturbate, God kills a Kitten" picture featuring Domo-kun.

Notable Shock Images Used For Trolling

pooped.jpg

A woman, covered in feces. *puke*

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