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The Last Measure banner.

Last Measure was a shock site made in 2003 by the internet trolling group Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA). This shock site was created by PenisBird, a member of the GNAA. This is displayed in the credits of the website, which can be found by viewing the source code of the site.

The site was actively developed until 2010. There are many variants of this website, as the source code is open. Anyone can download it and create their own mirror.

Behavior

The page displayed pooped.jpg[1] upon immediately entering the website. It set Goatse as the page's background. and opened numerous browser windows via a JavaScript function called procreate containing either Pillowfight, Penisbird, Tubgirl, or Lemon Party. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3, which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" is seen at the top of the page. Below is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under Google. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic] leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of Goatse.cx. If the user pressed ALT+F4, the CTRL key, or the DEL key, the page displays an alert containing the same text as the page title.

The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover[2] and onclick[3] events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload[4] event to spawn even more.

Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer, and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it would save the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.

Notable Variants

Nimp.org

Main article: Nimp.org

Nimp.org utilized many payloads not found in the original Last Measure, such as making various outbound connections, opening the user's default email client, and downloading files, which can be observed in other variants and mirrors. It also included many more shock images, such as the Pain Series and Harlequin Fetus images.

Procreator.php

Procreator.php largely used the same code as Last Measure, but contained additional shock images such as christmas.jpg, spin.gif, freak.jpg, rustina.jpg, loopback.jpg, eww.jpg, and weightlifter.

The source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality using ModelessDialog:[5] 

/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */

The procreate function also contained an additional code comment from goat-see: 

fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see

The main page contained the following text in first-level header tags: 

PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.

Despite code comments mentioning the use of ModelessDialog, it was not actually utilized in the page's code.

Zeikfried

Zeikfried used much of the same code as Last Measure, and included the additional shock images found in Procreator.php. The title of the page was "This is my LastMeasure, my FinalHope. Lovez and kissez from Zeikfried~!", and pressing ALT+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, pressing the Del key spawned credits identical to that of Nimp.org, except the Last Measure version is listed as 3.3.

It contained the same ModelessDialog code comment as Procreator.php. However, Zeikfried actually utilized ModelessDialog, unlike Procreator,php.

The main page contained the text: 

GNAA > j00
ARE YOU GAY?
ARE YOU A NIGGER?
ARE YOU A GAY NIGGER?

The source code also contains the text "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful." after the closing </html> tag.

An archive from April 2005 shows that the page contents no longer contain any window-spawning payloads or code comments. It has the text "HELLO THIS SICKENING GAY PORNOGRAPHY THAT WILL CRASH YOUR BROWSER IS NOT HERE YET PLEASE BARE WITH ME XXX" in first-level header tags and an image called XAXAXA.jpg below it. The title was also changed to "LOL PLACEHOLDER", which suggests that this iteration was merely a placeholder for things to come, but it is unknown if any changes were made to the site after this point.

Seizure Measure

Seizure Measure used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as Last Measure, but embedded two Flash files, rgb.swf and seizure7.swf, which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing ALT+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.

Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Intenet Explorer and if the version is 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage using setHomePage, which only worked in Internet Explorer.


Additionally, an external link to a mirror was added to the Offended page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Ruby Measure

The GNAA announced a new version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the Ruby programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.

Last Measure Operating System

The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist operating system developed by Sam Hocevar. It is written in x86 assembly and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.

The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: hello.jpg, tub.jpg, loopback.jpg, harlequin.jpg, pooped.jpg, pillowfight.jpg, and lemonparty.jpg, and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample.

Notes

  1. ↑ A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.
  2. ↑ Occurs when the cursor enters an element.
  3. ↑ Occurs when the user clicks on an element.
  4. ↑ Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.
  5. ↑ Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.

Links

NOTE: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!

  • Lastmeasure.com
  • web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
  • Current Mirror: gnaa.ga/members
  • Mirror, now redirects to a movie: gaynigge.rs/members
  • web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
  • web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
  • Version from the GNAUK, the function spawning popups in this version is a basic window opener called "spawncreate": web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
  • Another GNAUK Last Measure mirror: web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
  • web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
  • web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
  • web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/[anything].tripod.com
  • web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
  • archive.ph/hiGQ0
  • users.on.net/fafot/RAWR
  • oocities.org/gniger972
  • output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
  • Internetcri.me
  • web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html
  • web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
  • [anything].bioghost.com
  • [anything].loldongs.eu
  • web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
  • anything.on.nimp.org
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
  • web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
  • web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot
  • web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
  • Flashing Lights variant: web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
  • web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
  • web.archive.org/web/20040907182455/doom3.zoy.org/index.php
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
  • korven.sajt.org
  • beam.to/manifest
  • awesomesmiley.tk
  • web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
  • web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
  • web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
  • web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
  • web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org

Last Measure Operating System

NOTE: The following download contains graphic images!

  • sam.zoy.org/lmos/

YouTube video

NOTE: The Goatse image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.

  • youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI

Source code

Showcase video

  • files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4

Background audio

  • gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav

See also


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