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Biglemonparty.com
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Biglemonparty.com was a shock site created by Meatspinnetwork.com.
The site is a parody of Lemon Party, containing multiple images. The first is the "Big Lemon Party" image, which shows a large number of both naked and half-naked men having a party in a pool and by a deck. It is captioned with "CAN YOU SEE YOUR DAD? There he is... the bearded chap on the side of the pool (the one getting blown)".
It then shows the original lemon party image, followed by a WorkSafe edit of the picture where two of the men are firefighters giving CPR to the 3rd man. Another picture labeled "The Full Lemon Party" shows various adult men in a room having an orgy. This image also appears on Offended. The final picture is a GIF containing a series of photos captioned “random old fucks in the nude”. As the caption suggests, it shows various elderly people naked and/or having sex.
At the very bottom of the website are links to a number of other defunct shock sites:
- Very Happy Kids: unknown, appears to have been some kind of flash screamer based on comments and the presence of a broken Ruffle player.
- This Will Turn You Gay: another dead flash; based on one of the comments was originally a video of the extremely pierced genitalia of the fetish pornstar O’Pearl; additional images included a picture of Howard Stern with the caption “AS SEEN ON THE HOWARD STERN SHOW”, an extremely gaped vagina with a face added and the caption “I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY”, and a Predator mask.
- Rave Musik: an animation of lesbian vomit porn set to the titular “rave musik”.
- 2 Fingers 1 Cock: Basically exactly what it sounds like: a woman penetrating a man’s urethra with two fingers while funky dance music plays in the background.
- Herms for President: Yet another dead flash; presumably had something to do with hermaphrodites.
- Leek Spin: does not appear to be a shock site— literally just appears to be a flash animation of the Loituma meme; unlike the Loituma screamer you can let it spin for well over a minute and nothing bad happens (tested past roughly three and a half minutes).
- X Ray Celebs: what was presumably bait-and-switch “nudifier” website that leads to a broken flash.
- Flap Flap Flap: an incredibly bizarre hentai animation of a girl with a vagina for a mouth, an anus for a nose, and a penis repeatedly growing and shrinking out of her forehead, accompanied by electronic pop music.
- Finger In Penis: another broken flash, but it’s easy to guess what the content was.
- Fish Blow: basically the same as 2 Friends 1 Fish only there appears to be a woman involved this time; music is “Smell Yo Dick” by Riskay.
- Poot Poot Poopser: The exact same gif of the farting poodle man from Discharges.org, complete with the exact same music (“Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows” by Lesley Gore).
- Jihad Cowboys: not really a shock site, just a bunch of guys in Indian garb dancing to “The Final Countdown”.
- Weiner BBQ: another broken flash; based on the implications of the title this is probably for the best.
- Split Kransky: a bunch of images of bifurcated penises.
- Microwave vs. Cellphone: broken, but does not seem to be a shock site; probably just showed exactly what it said on the tin.
- Silicon Penis Broken, but contains a very informative description of the content: “A guy spends 6 years injecting his penis with silicon [silicone]. This is the result...“; at some point the creator realized the error in the title and added a tiny “e” to the banner at the top.
- Fucking Xmas: A video of an unattractive overweight man performing various disgusting holiday-themed fetishes, including spanking himself in a Santa costume, stuffing something up his anus before expelling it and eating it, and having sex with a Thanksgiving turkey and a pumpkin.
Link
NOTE: The following shock site contains pornographic images!
- web.archive.org/web/20080712080507/biglemonparty.com
