User:Kevin Durant

		This user is currently training with the Rockets. This user may be away or inactive for varying periods of time, especially if they have deal with carrying his teammates. Although they may occasionally be able to do some editing, talk page messages might not receive a timely response.

Hello, my name is Kevin Durant, but you guys know me as KD! I'm around 6'5. I weigh 104kg. I play for the Houston Rockets in the NBA!

Listen, I don’t have time for the extra shit. People love to talk, but I’m out here actually doing the work. You want me to play Wikipedia editor? Fine. I’m surgical with this. I see a mistake, I delete that trash. I see a problem, I solve it. No fluff, just buckets and facts.

Peace

-KD

Awards

• 2x NBA champion
• 2x NBA Finals MVP
• 16x NBA All-Star
• Screamer Wiki Administrator.
• Hall of Fame Twitter award.
• NBA Rookie of the Year
• NBA 75th Anniversary Team
• No. 35 retired by Texas Longhorns
• FIBA World Cup MVP
• Olympics MVP
• McDonald's All-American Game Co-MVP (2006)

Team history

• Oklahoma City Thunders (2007-2016)
• Golden State Warriors (2016–2019)
• Brooklyn Nets (2019–2023)
• Phoenix Suns (2023–2025)
• Houston Rockets (2025-present) (I felt like I miss the Suns already.)

KD's Goatse story

I was in a training room with the Oklahoma City Thunders. They told me it was a "rare scouting report on defensive spacing" from the early 2000s. I’m always looking to sharpen my shots, so I clicked it without a second thought. Next thing I know, my screen is filled with some dude doing the most wide-open, expanded-floor-spacing move I’ve ever seen in my life.. It was Goatse.

Honestly, seeing that gap reminded me exactly of the 2017 Finals. It looked just like the Cleveland Cavaliers’ paint defense whenever I came down the lane on a fast break. Just completely vacated. No resistance, no rim protector, just a massive, wide-open lane inviting me to walk right in.

It’s that same "help-side defense is non-existent" energy. I’ve never seen a man more "ready for the layup" in my life, and I’m hitting DELETE on that memory and that user forever.

Absolute bullshit.

Gallery

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  That's me editing your pages during team break.
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  Old pic of me with the awards, happy, satisfied. Not with the Rockets obviously. I'm yet to be satisfied.
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  Me wearing the Rockets jersey.