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<big><font style="color:white>'''This user is currently training with the Rockets.'''<br></big>
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Although they may occasionally be able to do some editing, talk page messages might not receive a timely response.</font>
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Hello, my name is Kevin Durant, but you guys know me as KD! I'm around 6'5. I weigh 104kg. I play for the Houston Rockets in the [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]]!
 
Listen, I don’t have time for the extra shit. People love to talk, but I’m out here actually doing the work. You want me to play Wikipedia editor? Fine. I’m surgical with this. I see a mistake, I delete that trash. I see a problem, I solve it. No fluff, just buckets and facts.
 
Peace
 
-KD
==Awards==
*2x [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]] champion
*2x [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]] Finals MVP
*16x [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]] All-Star
*[[Screamer Wiki:Admins|Screamer Wiki Administrator]].
*Hall of Fame [[Twitter]] award.
*NBA [[wikipedia:Rookie of the Year|Rookie of the Year]]
*NBA 75th Anniversary Team
*No. 35 retired by [[wikipedia:Texas Longhorns|Texas Longhorns]]
*[[wikipedia:FIBA World Cup|FIBA World Cup]] MVP
*[[wikipedia:Olympics|Olympics]] MVP
*[[wikipedia:McDonald's All-American Game|McDonald's All-American Game]] Co-MVP (2006)
 
==Team history==
*[[wikipedia:Oklahoma City Thunder|Oklahoma City Thunders]] (2007-2016)
*[[wikipedia:Golden State Warriors|Golden State Warriors]] (2016–2019)
*[[wikipedia:Brooklyn Nets|Brooklyn Nets]] (2019–2023)
*[[wikipedia:Phoenix Suns|Phoenix Suns]] (2023–2025)
*[[wikipedia:Houston Rockets|Houston Rockets]] (2025-present) (I felt like I miss the Suns already.)
 
==KD's [[Goatse]] story==
I was in a training room with the [[wikipedia:Oklahoma City Thunder|Oklahoma City Thunders]]. They told me it was a "rare scouting report on defensive spacing" from the early 2000s. I’m always looking to sharpen my shots, so I clicked it without a second thought. Next thing I know, my screen is filled with some dude doing the most wide-open, expanded-floor-spacing move I’ve ever seen in my life.. It was [[Goatse]].
 
Honestly, seeing that gap reminded me exactly of the 2017 Finals. It looked just like the [[wikipedia:Cleveland Cavaliers|Cleveland Cavaliers]]’ paint defense whenever I came down the lane on a fast break. Just completely vacated. No resistance, no rim protector, just a massive, wide-open lane inviting me to walk right in.
 
It’s that same "help-side defense is non-existent" energy. I’ve never seen a man more "ready for the layup" in my life, and I’m hitting DELETE on that memory and that user forever.
 
Absolute bullshit.
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Kevin Durant editing wiki pages.jpg|That's me editing your pages during team break.
Kevin Durant 2.jpg|Old pic of me with the awards, happy, satisfied. Not with the Rockets obviously. I'm yet to be satisfied.
Kevin Durant 3.jpg|Me wearing the Rockets jersey.
</gallery>
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Latest revision as of 20:09, 4 May 2026


This user is currently training with the Rockets.
 This user may be away or inactive for varying periods of time, especially if they have deal with carrying his teammates.
Although they may occasionally be able to do some editing, talk page messages might not receive a timely response.

Hello, my name is Kevin Durant, but you guys know me as KD! I'm around 6'5. I weigh 104kg. I play for the Houston Rockets in the NBA!

Listen, I don’t have time for the extra shit. People love to talk, but I’m out here actually doing the work. You want me to play Wikipedia editor? Fine. I’m surgical with this. I see a mistake, I delete that trash. I see a problem, I solve it. No fluff, just buckets and facts.

Peace

-KD

Awards

Team history

KD's Goatse story

I was in a training room with the Oklahoma City Thunders. They told me it was a "rare scouting report on defensive spacing" from the early 2000s. I’m always looking to sharpen my shots, so I clicked it without a second thought. Next thing I know, my screen is filled with some dude doing the most wide-open, expanded-floor-spacing move I’ve ever seen in my life.. It was Goatse.

Honestly, seeing that gap reminded me exactly of the 2017 Finals. It looked just like the Cleveland Cavaliers’ paint defense whenever I came down the lane on a fast break. Just completely vacated. No resistance, no rim protector, just a massive, wide-open lane inviting me to walk right in.

It’s that same "help-side defense is non-existent" energy. I’ve never seen a man more "ready for the layup" in my life, and I’m hitting DELETE on that memory and that user forever.

Absolute bullshit.

Gallery

  • That's me editing your pages during team break.
    That's me editing your pages during team break.
  • Old pic of me with the awards, happy, satisfied. Not with the Rockets obviously. I'm yet to be satisfied.
    Old pic of me with the awards, happy, satisfied. Not with the Rockets obviously. I'm yet to be satisfied.
  • Me wearing the Rockets jersey.
    Me wearing the Rockets jersey.
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