Glory Hole Foundation

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Glory Hole Foundation was a bait and switch shock site which disguised itself as a nonprofit golf and country club community made by the Prank Call Nation. The site even had a YouTube, Twitter, Facebook and Google+ account to further disguise itself as a trustworthy website.

History

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Glory Hole Foundation was the work of madmen from Prank Call Nation.

Glory Hole Foundation was formally created in early 2015 by Prank Call Nation, who initially used the platform to pull prank calls on unsuspecting victims into visiting it.

The site even had a YouTube, Twitter, Facebook and Google+ account to further disguise itself as a trustworthy website.

Despite this fact, the Glory Hole Foundation is never mentioned by PCN. However, it was referenced at least once by their own network, MadHouse Live, from an article in 2018 reading:

"The local Kmarts are closing! Cross is calling on behalf of the Glory Hole Foundation representing a “group of like minded men” looking to relocate as a result. Carlito is also flushing sheets down the toilet at the hotel again."

The name is a pun on the sexual term glory hole, meaning a hole in a barrier (usually a bathroom stall) has been drilled into a stall partition in a public rest room. Used to either spy on one's neighbor in the adjacent stall, or to facilitate sexual contact through the insertion of a penis through the hole.

Content

When the website is opened, the only elements on the page are the Glory Hole Foundation logo and their tagline:

"Welcome to the Glory Hole Foundation, a non-profit changing lives in your community."

Although an Enter Website button is provided to access the main site, the logo image itself is also clickable, and both options ultimately redirect the user to the exact same outcome. Upon clicking either link, a short GIF plays depicting two naked men engaging in anal sex with one ejaculating, which is accompanied by loud audio of a man moaning:

"OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!"

Because the shock site was engineered to prevent users from easily leaving, it immediately began opening multiple pop-ups that displayed the GIF as soon as the unwanted gay porn content appeared. Apparently, this doesn't work all the time as Google disabled JavaScript, the kind of thing Glory Hole heavily exploits on.

The windows also appeared to bounce aggressively around the screen, which made them significantly harder to click, so a frustrated user could not simply exit the website using the standard "X" button.

While exiting the page normally remained completely blocked, closing it was thoroughly possible if the user opened the Task Manager and end any active tasks from the web browser as soon as possible.

YouTube transcript

Out of all their social media platforms, the Glory Hole Foundation has invested unnecessarily amount of effort into their YouTube channel. There, they publish videos of individuals sharing emotional stories about how the organization has changed their lives literally. Transcripts from the videos can be read below:

Hello and welcome to the Glory Hole Foundation Channel on YouTube as the world's largest Evangelical charity golf course in Country Club it's our mission to spread the gospel and enact positive changes in the communities we serve whether your event is big or small whether your cause is local or Global visit our website today to find out how you can experience the glory hole.

Growing up in India I'm no longer to hard times as a child i survived on what i could find in the garbage or what i could steal from the market stalls i had no childhood only the constant struggle for survival in a beautiful yet unforgiving country one day a machinery from the glory hole foundation wasted my village and changed my life he showed me that there was a world outside the poverty i had known and that there was a man whose love for boys like myself was endless this man was our lord and savior Jesus Christ once i felt his love enter my body i knew that i was changed forever i'm here today to tell you that glory hole foundation not only changes lives in your community but communities around the world and with your help they can continue.

When I lost my job picking fruit I thought that things couldn't get any worse every day was a dire struggle trying to provide for my diabetic wife and our special needs daughter I applied for countless jobs with not so much as a call back and things were looking incredibly Grim for us even in a moment of desperation I actually smashed my daughter's piggy bank just so we can have enough cash to keep the lights on I was truly at the end of my rope but that's when the glory Hall Foundation stepped in now I work as a groundskeeper on the world renown Golf Course they've given me a stable income and a great working environment but more importantly they've given me a purpose every time one of your balls Finds Its way into a hole at the course you're helping a family in need just like mine receive the assistance second can save lives.

I just wanted to take a quick minute and express my heartfelt gratitude to everyone working at the glory hole Foundation when we approached them to host our physicians luncheon they took care of all the logistics and turned what could have been a nightmare into a huge success not only were the grounds and Golf Course Immaculate but all of the staff were incredibly friendly and very attentive to all the assembled guests I mean truly haven't sent my only regret after the entire experience was that we hadn't reserved the course for another day thank you glory whole foundation for making our event a Hoin one.

Help Desk Corporate

BSODing your mind with gay porn!

It appears Glory Hole Foundation has a sister site, Help Desk Corporate. HDC was designed to troll business and technical professionals into visiting under the impression they would receive tech or corporate support.

Upon entering, the site appeared genuinely professional. According to the text, Corporate Help Desk was supposedly a subsidiary of a parent company named "DirtBird Investment Group LLC." However, no such entity exists.

Once a user "entered" the website, they were greeted with the exact same content from Glory Hole Foundation. There was a line of code which omitted Glory Hole Foundation's name, which exposes it was simply a clone of the latter.

Horsey Cat

The homepage of "Horsey Cat." Truly you won't feel for it, right?

Horsey Cat was another website created by Prank Call Nation. It features a cartoon drawing of a horse edited with a cat's head and an exposed, erect penis. The user is forced to click on this image by the caption below:

"First off congrats, second off you need to click the picture above and enter your information. We really really love your enthusiasm."

This text is clickable, but doing so merely redirects the user to the "spin" section.

"Spin" section is a direct parody of, or obviously inspired by, Meatspin. The website features a spinning Horse chain alongside a counter tracking the number of rotations, all while ponyspin.ogg and horseysong.mp3 play in an overlapping loop. If a visitor stays on the site long enough, a pop-up appears mimicking the one from Meatspin, reading:

"You're now officially a horsecat fan."

A warning is also displayed above the animation stating, "If you are under the age of 18 or find this site offensive, please leave", where "please" redirects directly to the Google homepage.

Not only just "spin", the site includes a lot of interesting elements including:

• There is a legal notice stating, "© 2013-2015 horseycat.com This website is for a product of sxytoyz international." Clicking "sxytoyz international" redirects the user to a two-second audio clip, bohfoc.mp3.

• "Body of the horse and a head of a cat."

• It features a testimonial from late football manager Jim Smith: "I was not forced to recommend this great product."

• "Sxytoyz"? "Product"?, now you know Horsey Cat was branded a sex toy product.

• It features a Winner's List containing the following names: "Roy Gerbil, Lux Luxington, and 0MGHAX0RZ". Roy Gerbil is a member of Prank Call Nation. The other two doesn't serve any purpose.

• PCN wiki clarified Roy Gerbil's real name is Brad Carter; "Roy" was simply an alias chosen at random while he was making prank calls since 1994.

• If a user wishes to financially support the platform, they can donate with Paypal, Google Wallet, or even, "First Born Children."

On the main page, clicking the text in the bottom-left corner: "If you recently opened a snapchat, you may have been infected with the horseycat malware." leads them to helpdeskcorporate.com/horse_scat. Unfortunately, that redirect points to a Wayback Machine error.

The website is at least mild and free of truly shocking content (except "horse scat" maybe); rather, it's a direct spoof inspired by shock site pranks, as evidenced by its Meatspin reference.

Negro Assassin

According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, Prank Call Nation invented another prank called "Negro Assassin." There is no direct link to a website for it. Instead, it sends them into an article titled "Nigger."

Links

NOTE: The following websites contain pornography, as well as a malicious script that may harm your device!

• web.archive.org/web/20150813055235/gloryholefoundation.com
• Alternate Site: web.archive.org/web/20150425004524/helpdeskcorporate.com
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