Walk the Dinosaur
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Walk the Dinosaur was a shock site created and hosted by LOLShock, available from April 2008 until the first half of 2022. This one, alongside the complete series created by LOLShock during its existence, has been parked ending with almost 14 years of service. The animation also appeared on Shockchan.
Contents
The website displayed a crude, low-resolution pornographic animation of two T. Rexes (the Shockchan version describes them as “raptors”) in the 69 position, accompanied by “Walk the Dinosaur” by Was (Not Was). A background of hearts, lightning bolts, and pink apatosaurus silhouettes with the onomatopoeia “rawr” next to them. The video is accompanied by a satirical description describing the work as a “masterpiece” and mocking young-Earth creationists who believe the Earth is only about 6000 years old (based on a literal interpretation of the Bible) rather than billions of years old (which is the scientific consensus based on extensive evidence).
Original Description
What is Walk The Dinosaur about?
Walk the Dinosaur takes the viewer on a journey through time to the days in which the world was first created (in approximately 4,004 BC). It uses wonderous technology and computer graphics of the modern age to help us peer back over 6 THOUSAND YEARS to the start of time and see what was going on in the earliest days on earth before the great flood. This work of art is truly a masterpiece and has been likened to the masterful Lemon Party and Meatspin artworks.
Meaning of WTD:
Many people have tried to define Walk The Dinosaur as a work of 'dinosaur porn' or shock cartoon art. It is now clear that the work is far more complex than originally thought and is not dinosaur porn. It is now being used as proof of intelligent design in some circles and will surely be recognised as strong evidence refuting evolutionary theory in the future.
History
The website, according to its first entry made by the organization Alexa Crawls, was registered during the fourth month of 2008 and at least existed since Monday, 21 April of that year; since that date, the Internet Archive technologies have registered 192 times the domain, being the last entry made on Friday, 21 January 2022, although the website was parked or removed a while after this previous register.
Links
NOTE: The following shock site contains pornography!
- web.archive.org/web/20220121181314/walkthedinosaur.com
- Shockchan mirror: web.archive.org/web/20220131160512/shockchan.com/walk-the-dinosaur
- archive.org/details/dino_20240113
- youtube.com/watch?v=sonqazDTepk