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my Thoughts on Online School makes me wanna lose my time to figure out hard questions like Science and Math shit, all of the questions are complicated bullshit like this "X = (1x + 2+) A= (10+)" its very hard to answer these fucking questions, and first i was having fun with my friends when teacher is not here and my dad yell at me for being so loud fun in the room. and the FUCKING WORST PART is essay that i dont even know yet. thanks for making me angry. google(fuck you) | my Thoughts on Online School makes me wanna lose my time to figure out hard questions like Science and Math shit, all of the questions are complicated bullshit like this "X = (1x + 2+) A= (10+)" its very hard to answer these fucking questions, and first i was having fun with my friends when teacher is not here and my dad yell at me for being so loud fun in the room. and the FUCKING WORST PART is essay that i dont even know yet. thanks for making me angry. google(fuck you) | ||
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what the fuck is tracesanta.com, tracesanta.com is a site that has been featured on many shock sites and doesnt even relate to any shock sites, it shows a kid crying into a santa claus grave, then cuts to a text that says | |||
*No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. | |||
*There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. | |||
*Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour. | |||
*The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 5.353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enourmous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. | |||
*In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now. | |||
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The User SkyBlueCat Registered on Screamer Wiki on July 23, 2020 and was here before the Screamer Fandom Shut down, He also made his Articles, Showcase Videos, Userboxes and others, and also has YouTube Channel Called PaulAdrian He mostly uploaded his Showcase Videos on his Channel. i upload CENSORED: Showcase Videos on Screamer Wiki (Peer Tube). if you want to contact me. add me on Discord SkyBlueCat#7147
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- SkyBlueCat got Promoted to Comment Administrator by user Lawiki1534 on September 29, 2020
- SkyBlueCat got Promoted to interface administrator by user Lawiki1534 on October 2, 2020
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Featured Video:
CENSORED: Scary Yahoo Prank
My Showcase Videos will be uploaded here or shock sites, and some of the stuff may contain screamers!
I HATE YOU.EXE
I HATE YOU.EXE is a screamer made by Theohmguy, the original game got taken down my Nintendo for copyright.
NOTE: the following video contain screamers!
I HATE YOU.exe Gameplay
SomebodyLovesyou.biz
SomebodyLovesyou.biz or known as "Happy White Seal says "I Love You"" is a shock site part of the Early Liquid Generation E-Card Sabotages in 2005, it displays a cartoon white seal sitting in an arctic religion with iceberg in the background, it tells you "Wow! Someone must love you really really a whole lot to send you such a lovely card! I love you so much, from a very special friend!", then got interrupted by a live-action footage of a man kissing taxidermy goat head, the website is not too bad to visit,
CENSORED: somebodylovesyou.biz
About Online School
my Thoughts on Online School makes me wanna lose my time to figure out hard questions like Science and Math shit, all of the questions are complicated bullshit like this "X = (1x + 2+) A= (10+)" its very hard to answer these fucking questions, and first i was having fun with my friends when teacher is not here and my dad yell at me for being so loud fun in the room. and the FUCKING WORST PART is essay that i dont even know yet. thanks for making me angry. google(fuck you)what the fuck is tracesanta.com, tracesanta.com is a site that has been featured on many shock sites and doesnt even relate to any shock sites, it shows a kid crying into a santa claus grave, then cuts to a text that says
- No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
- There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
- Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
- The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 5.353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enourmous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
- In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
