Removed.us

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Removed.us is a shock site created and hosted by a person from Ghana United States. The website has been active since 2000.

/pic/

The "pic" directory hosted all the following shock sites below:

• A full collection of Gap.zip
• h1.jpg
• h2.jpg
• hacienda.jpg
• hello.jpg
• Pillowfight.jpg
• Show.gif
• tatu.jpg
• topless.jpg
• tubgirl.jpg
• xmas.gif

The files within the gap.zip directory date back to the year 2000, indicating Removed.us was active during that timeframe rather than originating in late 2004.

History

The oldest version of Removed.us was dated on October 14, 2003, initially displaying only the phrase "How you doin?". In 2004, it was updated to feature the removed.us logo (large black text reading "removed.us") accompanied by the caption "Coming soon! (not really)". The page used to have a footer notice:

"If you came here because you were 'hacked' by this machine, go away. You haven't been hacked. Email root@removed.us if you're positive that I've stolen your megahertz. [sic]."

And not long after, the disclaimer was replaced with a simple "Email me!" link pointing to the same root address.

On March 17, 2005, the site came with a broken visitor counter and its contact email was swapped with a phone number instead. By 2006, the counter was fixed, showing it had over 24,000 visits at that time. To everyone's surprise, Removed.us now includes Ghanian children holding up a print-up sign reading:

"...keepin' it real in Ghana... (not really)"

A search bar from Google was added in 2011, at which point the phone number was removed and their caption revised again to a widely different context:

"...our Ghanaian 419 scammer friends send their regards...".

The contact information was later replaced again to Email us at web@removed.us and the search bar from Google was removed. Since then, the website stayed with this version since 2018.

/vms/

The website originally hosted its own IRC section, which later transitioned into a directory of archived text and voice messages before eventually shutting down. /vms/ had included multiple stories that some might include coprophagia and emetophilia. After all, it captures the absurdity of Removed.us.

Big plush cadillac seats holding me up

Bitches hatin' cuz I'm always doing big boy stuff

Would will ill be grippin' in my big boy truck

Back then at the club gettin' this big boy sucked

Eightball, Mjg you know we can't be touched

If its bout hennessy and weed you can link it to us

If I feel you disrespectin'

We handle this shit like a pimp should

I fuck with them niggaz who run the hood

From the south to the east coast to the west

I be puffin on that shit that gon be burnin' in yo chest

See them hoes want a nigga who got

Hardly glowing testimonials for shiteating-- coprophagy , if you want to get technical. But there's more to it, Neal insists,

for those prepared to brave this not-absolutely safe form of sexual hijinks.

"Shit has another taste, which is psychological.

There is an incredible connection that occurs when you are lying down on your back and there is a guy who you are very excited

about standing over you, crouched down, holding his knees."

Neal continues. "He's got his anus pushed into your mouth and he starts to defecate, he starts to push shit out of his hole.

There is an amazing psychological joining that occurs.

This place--the bowels, the sphincter, the asshole-- has got a primeval, primitive connection to the most fundamental things inside a man.

It's so goddamn intensely personal and sexual."

When he was 17, Cory began to play with his own turds.

"I would go into the bathroom, shit on top of the toilet seat or in a dish, and then while masturbating, I would lick it and smell it," he says. 'The orgasm was so intense."

But afterwards came guilt. "I didn't know if it was right or if I should be doing anything like that. I still feel that way. I don't know why."

WITH MORE than a few bowel movements to have passed his lips, David's puking days are behind him.

The 38-year-old Bostonian is a player in the small but accomplished fraternity of scat.

David says shit play is his main erotic interest and activity, one that he shares with his lover, who he met on the shit circuit.

With the help of Jack's Number Two , a Houston-based magazine that is the Baedecker of gay scatology, David says he has no trouble finding scat buddies. "There are about 15 people in the Boston area who are listed, and I know most of them,"

David says. "From the list I've gotten together shit parties, with about a dozen people.

That's when my living room gets wall-to-wall plasticized, we put on a couple of scat films, and just have a good time."

David has assembled a motley crew of scat friends. One guy he knows bakes aged turds into choco late chip cookies and makes his partners eat them.

Not just any old shit will do: it has to be excre ment carefully aged in a jar kept in warm place, on the radiator or a sunny windowsill.

"There's one time he came over the apartment," David recalls, "and I said, 'Well, I don't have any aged shit so let me zap it.' So I put some in the microwave, and it stunk up the whole building."

Sometimes you find mutuals. And sometimes you find just plain scat orgies.

Shit is very versatile. It makes an excellent lubrication for fucking; it's excellent for smearing, stroking, wallow ing in, belly-fucking.

The ideal shit is one that has the consistency of wet clay.

It can be tongued, eaten, it can be easily smeared, it can be an excellent fuck and jack-off lubricant. And it can be repacked.

Harder turds are easier to repack, though sometimes not as tasty as softer ones.

I prefer shit without a lot of corn or other undigested things in it.

Well, one recently I had in New York. I was coming to fist a friend of mine who I get shit videos from, and when I arrived he was busy setting up his taping equipment.

There was another guy in a suit and tie who was watching one of his shit flicks.

I sat down and he asked me if I recycled, and I told him I did. Within minutes, a big hairy Italian ass was staring me in the face, and I was getting a blow job with the video camera firmly planted to get the scene.

That's really a North American trait. It's really not so true in Europe or other places.

Americans have an over-fascination with hygiene.

I think that in Europe-- particularly Germany and the Netherlands-- it's more common that there are guys who see shit as an adjunct to heavy man-to-man play.

Shit is not just a top-bottom activity. To many of us it's an adjunct to fully sharing of another man. Think about it- you've probably seen dozens of guys fucking, hundreds of guys masturbating.

But how many guys have ever let you see them shit? There is a brotherhood.

I mean, once you've eaten a guy's shit, there's no sense bullshitting him around anything else. It's a unique leveler.

You can get crunk in the club

Roll wit your hood

Get stomped in the club

Or you could get buck in the club

Get fucked up in the club

Nigga we don't give a fuck

But you don't want no problem (Problem)

But you don't want no problem (Problem)

But you don't want no problem with me

Cuz BME we be 50 deep

Some of y'all niggas are bitches too, that's right

But me, a player, from the third coast man

I'd rather have a bitch, that's gangsta you knowI'mtalkinbout

So right about now, for the year two triple O

E.S.G., Tre Duece and my partner Ron-O

We gone let the whole world know, what type

Of bitches we got down here in the south no doubt, no doubt

niggaz on the street selling crack

gotta get ho with that crack money yo

fuck fuck

shit shit fuck

goddamn

too much crack nigga

owned is a nigger banish him!

You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do, sometimes you've got to make some love

and fuckin give her some smoochies too, sometimes ya got to squeeze, sometimes you've got to say please sometimes you've got to

say hey i'm gonna fuck you softly i'm gonna screw you gently i'm gonna hump you sweetly i'm gonna ball you discreetly

Links

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• removed.us
• removed.us/pics/etc

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