Lomando.com
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lomando.com is a Japanese screamer website, it's also called Fancy Island (Japanese: ふぁんしーあいらんど).
This website starts off being normal, but when the player clicks the Mimi image with the site's logo, the site then warns the user that since it's scary, it's not recommended for those people who suffer from heart problems and seizures, when clicking the image below, the player is redirected to the same site, but now it has a door. The player can click on it and they will meet three cursed dolls or Dai Kamuro staring at the viewer accompanied by an eerie ambiance playing in the background. Five clickable white circles (or four mirrors) are placed in the bottom-left corner. When the player clicks on the fifth, Yukie will pop up and crawl towards the camera along with a scream/moan.
This site strangely contains a story, and when the player goes deeper into it, the player will fight the final boss the Pieyama God, and finally complete the "game". There are a lot of puzzles, mazes, and different screamers on the website, most are totally unexpected. The game story is basically about heavy themes like paranoia, suicidal thoughts, and depression. It can be listed as "Utsu ge" (Utsu ge means "depressing game". The purpose of these types of games is to depress the player) or just as a typical horror game. Even if the site has lots of screamers, it can also be considered a (horror) puzzle game since almost every part of the site has a puzzle or is part of one.
On the famous Japanese video-sharing website Nico Nico Douga, Fancy Island/Lomando became an internet meme and is frequently used as a source in MAD videos (otoMAD/MAD videos are the Japanese YTPMV), there are lots of fanart on Pixiv too.[1]
The site content
As mentioned earlier, before clicking on Mimi's photo, the site seems normal, even kind of cute. In addition, the site also has a panel just to introduce the "characters" from the game. Its design can change during New Year and Christmas, and the player can get a special event on the same day. However, while it may seem harmless from the start, there are some easter eggs on it. Those will be listed below.
- If the player presses either the 'Next' or 'Return' button too many times on the character panel, a screamer will appear: The character description is replaced with only "あああああああああああああああああああああああ" and the panel will turn black. Also, instead of a character picture, there will be an eye on a face staring at the viewer along with a loud laugh.
- CHRISTMAS EVENT ONLY: During Christmas, if the player clicks on the Santa Claus picture in the above-left corner the player will be redirected to xmaschallenge.html and then Santa Claus pops up telling the player to choose the three presents If the player picks the wrong presents Santa Claus gets dark. After this, a compilation of screamers will pop up while the screams are singing Jingle Bells. And the player will be redirected to main.html
- In the new version of xmaschallenge.html, It shows Santa Claus on a desk with three presents that can contain a total of five prizes that Santa will describe and show the viewer; a full list of the prizes can be found here. Sometimes, when the user clicks on one of the presents (with a screamer booby trap), Santa Claus will become distorted and a Rush event will occur that remixes the same song with screamers. After this, the player will be redirected to main.html.
- NEW YEAR EVENT ONLY: During the new year, if the player clicks on the Mimi with a yukata below the site, the player will be redirected to another flash animation. Mimi is in a sanctuary while dressing in a yukata, and tells that she will read the player's new year fortune if the player puts their donation in the box. After the player clicks on the box, Mimi will shake the cup and there will be two results: one is bad luck and one is good luck. If the player got good luck (white paper), nothing happens and the player can try again. However, if the player got bad luck (black paper), lots of screamers will pop up and after it, the player will be redirected to the "dark side" of the website, in a new version of this event, the player can see Yukatan is not even at there and skips into a new version of it, Mimi will tell the user to drop the coin into the donation box if it's a white paper with different letters (if it's pink, Mimi would be excited), if the user tries that again and receives a black paper, everything will turn black and then Mukadeobake, Dai kuchisake-onna, Sansuzumume, Kubishime-onna, Mandoreiku, HD version of Ellis (Erisu) pop up in rapid succession with loud scream-singing song.
And finally, if the player clicks on Mimi's picture, the player will be redirected to the "game". There is a list of every consequence for clicking on the buttons below the black-haired woman.
あｓぢｌんｈｃｋｊｄさ (Elizabeth)
NOTE: The player cannot pause, mute, buffer, nor set the video on full-screen, as the video itself is not an actual YouTube video.
The player also cannot change the volume of it either. Upon clicking on the first white circle, one Elizabeth mask will appear, jiggling left and right silently. On clicking that, six Elizabeth masks appear while a loud laugh is playing in a loop. Clicking on one mask will result in at least one screamer, so be careful.
- Akeru (First mask): A page of random text with apparently no meaning. There's a loop of a character peeking around a "corner" in the background. Two words of the text are highlighted in a darker red, which will redirect the player to another page. The first link is called "Picture matching door" (絵合わせ扉, lit. Eawase tobira), which is just a part of the game's puzzle. There is a door sporting a box with a shattered window. Beside it, is a panel of images of dolls, each with a different color. The second link is called ｲchi兎、ﾆﾎﾈ。松ﾑ煤, no meaning at all. At this link, there's a video called 壱ノ其トンヒノ為ム進 and it has minor jumpscare. The video shows Borei running with Japanese text that says "to the hint please check out for the hint for advancing that one between the dolls ahead". This video is currently unavailable to view on the site.
- Konkon (Second mask): Konkon-san is shown constantly banging at high speed on the player's screen, mouth open but with no scream. "Konkon" (コンコン) is a Japanese onomatopoeia for "bang-bang", "tap-tap" or "knock-knock".
- Utsuru (Third mask): A camera watching a room, and the time of the recording is the same as the clock on the player's computer. However, at midnight, a face appears, shaking but silent.
- Ydad (Fourth mask): There are two doors and 21 babies being flipped while changing colors from blue, yellow, red, and green at a seizure-inducing rate. Clicking on the middle door will not lead to a new page, instead of showing a 'screamer' of a laughing baby.
- Aguodiernihs (Left door): Backwards for 'shinreidouga', meaning 'ghost video'. Clicking on this will take the player to a page with a black background and a pseudo-YouTube video that is 0:20 minutes, titled "カメラが捉えた 恐怖の心霊映像" (lit. "Fear psychic images captured by the camera"). Once played, the video starts with an empty interior of a passenger train or a bus. J-ker briefly appears and disappears, walking through the screen. Static appears for a brief moment, then the J-ker appears walking out of the YouTube video and laughing boisterously (a commonly used sound effect on this website), thus leading the player back to the main page.
- Shoko (Right door): A room with two bookshelves and a door. At the center, the plate that reads "GALLERY" is shown. Clicking on the door is taken as an attempt to walk to it; the player moves forward, but triggers a trapdoor, falling into a pit of spikes.
- Oiaaeptoiympe (Fifth mask): A door with a 5-digit code lock, in which the units are arrows facing in four directions. If the player does too many attempts, a Healthy version of the character "Dorodoro" (not yet in the gallery) fills the screen along with a loud laugh. It isn't part of the game's puzzle and it's just a red herring. The correct code for this is "→←↓↓↑". Entering this code will make the door open and will lead to pieyama.html
pieyama.html
The page has a white circle placed in the middle, with the same texture as the dots in main.html. Clicking on it will display a fake browser window, whose only function is the X in the corner. Clicking on the X will close the window and produce a new one. This only works 5 times, as clicking the last one will result in Pieyama Pie-Man popping up with a loud scream and challenging the user to a fight.
Pieyama
The fight will begin with Pieyama using 3 skills (rock, paper, scissors) and you also have the same skill just like him. If it same will result in minor jumpscare where pair of eyes appear with a laugh
- Curse (Sixth mask): Purapura (who appears to resemble Jeff the Killer) appears accompanied by the same tone as the black screen of death with Japanese text at the very end of Japanese VHS tapes with text upside-down that reads "NOTICE: This voice signal is a signal especially made for quality control. (It is not abnormal)" (お知らせ: この音声信号は品箕理用の信号であります。(異常ではありません)) If the player clicks on her 45 times, she will become more distorted and the player will be redirected to a screamer. A black page with a text about suicide appears and when it finishes, lots of Windows popups appear reading "If you want to be saved, then die..." (助かりたいなら死ね・・・) repeatedly, and then Borei appears screaming while she brings her hands to the screen. The text before the screamer appears reads as follows:
My constant self-hatred makes me feel nauseous
If everyday I could compensate my 100% depression into 1% happiness...
Then living that day-by-day for more ten of thousands years could be good
Because I want to end every second of my pain
If living is nothing but unreasonable
Then I started to think that it's reasonable to die
To compete with people who want to die, to make problems, to have the necessity to take responsibility, you don't need to worry about any of these anymore
Before death's eyes, everything about being alive is meaningless
For people that live helplessly, the meaning of "being dead is better" will make everything end
If you want to be saved, then die...
If you want to be saved, then die...
If you want to be saved, then die...
If you want to be saved, then die...
If you want to be saved, then die...
If you want to be saved, then die...
自己嫌悪の連続で吐き気がする
１００の憂鬱を１の幸福で補う毎日
こんな毎日をあと何万日生きたらいい
数秒の苦痛で終わらせたい
生きていると理不尽なことばかり
だから死ぬことが合理的だと思ってしまう
死ねば人と競争することも苦労することも責任を負う必要も悩む必要もない
死を目の前に生きている全てのことは無意味よ
仕方なく生きている人にとって死ねはいい意味で全てが終わる
助かりたいなら死ね・・・
助かりたいなら死ね・・・
助かりたいなら死ね・・・
助かりたいなら死ね・・・
助かりたいなら死ね・・・
助かりたいなら死ね・・・
助かりたいなら死ね・・・
助かりたいなら死ね・・・
ｃｓづあぽい。ゎおいぐｖ(Chaos)
Some red windows popups moving on the screen while one is still, the pictures are also moving. The background is red with some algae on it. Clicking on one of these pictures will also result in at least one screamer.
- eye (Blinking blue eye): A red-colored text appears that reads: "† Voes ne roeiz † Hone kousen de veiuw oss, Yea joen ve reiso … Kazenu oudesu je teo. Lunio sa bietex … Yovari sare omgass heliz de deaoth ! … Sia orev "Oude hyunn syou de quesev je lunedix !" Obenu ouss re teven. Oupos soi raen 20% vasaiz… Vois ord je viex kogea delatte ou jute roela…", the text likely has no meaning since it's language is still unknown. On the left and the right there are 2 betties, and below the text, there's an red-eye constantly blinking. Clicking on it will redirect the player to a page called "Yukan Boy's room" (also called as "yanyanyanyahn") and there's a YouTube video on it, and clicking on the video will result in a kuroageha crawling towards the camera and breaks the screen. If the player clicks on the broken screen, it will redirect the player to another page with another video, the correct answers are "あなたのうしろにいる" (lit. It's behind you) in the Japanese version, and "[[1]]" in the English version. It is a part of the game's puzzle and it's not a red herring. After putting the correct answer, the player can enter a door, but it will have a screamer firstly and then another door appears.
- 9gu0omn0obyea (A black heart beating): A black corridor with a black door at the end. If the player clicks on the door, Tamoru attacks the player with a knife and kills them. The player will be later redirected again to the website.
- Nikki (Fancy Island Journal): It is also called "Manager's Diary". It is a diary about a depressed person, who is probably Lomando's site manager himself. The diary express how he struggles to live and also about his crippling sadness. When the player is redirected from a screamer to this page, it won't be called "Manager's Diary" but a "fake diary". on the 5th note Mandlake pops up with loud scream, Every page of the diary reads below:
January 26, 2012 The dolls that are decorating my house are scary...
二○十二年 一月二六日
家に飾ってある人形が怖い…January 29, 2012 No, it's nothing.
二○十二年 一月二九日
いえ、なんでもないのですよ。February 1, 2012 I was suddenly born so I live as if I had no choice.
二○十二年 二月一日
生まれてしまったので仕方なく生きてます。September 17, 2012 I wonder if there's something funny. There isn't, right? For people who have a grudge against society and don't catch its funny things, a purpose in life won't come.
二○十二年 九月十七日
何か面白いことないかな。
ないよね。
社会を恨み面白いことをキャッチしようとしない人間に
生き甲斐はやってこない。
[SCREAMER WARNING]
The following page contains a screamer. After a few seconds, a brown wrinkled face appears
along with a scream.
September 18, 2012
How can I put it, isn't stupid to be alive?
Do you want to live just by cutting your body and struggling with your problems?
Are you waiting for such good life to be sent to you?
For such good incident to have happened in my life...
I started to think that seems like happiness is just temporarily
After all, won't all the risk from behind come back anyways?
No matter what happens, in the end I will get stuck with more troubles.
As I do my best to get something
And after I get this "something"...
Then this time this "something" is going to afflict more troubles on me.
Such things like "other people" to me after all are just cute.
When I'm thinking about my status for my sake only, everyone is moving.
To save me, to be kind to be...these are just for the sake of their self-satisfaction.
That's why I'm just afraid to get at least a friend.
While I feel the surroundings of a large crowd of people having complex thoughts and carrying their values...
I thought, "how much time I could live a life that's not even very interesting?"
No matter how many times I try to stay alive, the stress makes me feel exhausted, and in the end it grows more at the point that I've become sick.
And then, the family that I trusted the most carelessly died.
二○十二年 九月十八日
なんていうかさ、生きてるのって馬鹿みたいじゃない？
身を削って苦労してまで生きたい人生なの？
そんなに楽しい人生送ってる？
人生における素敵な出来事なんて
幸せだと思えるのはほんの一時だけで
結局全部後からリスクがくっ付いて回るじゃん？
何が起こっても最終的には苦労する羽目になる。
何かを手に入れる為に頑張って
その何かを手に入れたとして
今度はその何かに悩まされ苦労する。
他人なんて結局は自分が可愛い。
自分のステータスの為だけのことを考えてみんな動いてる。
助けたり優しくするのは自己満足のため。
仲間を欲しがるのは一人が恐いから。
複雑で様々な思考・価値観を持つ大勢の人間の視線を周囲に感じながら
大して面白くもない人生を何十年も生きれる？
生きれば生きるほどストレスを溜め疲弊して荒んで最後は病気になり
September 19, 2012 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
二○十二年 九月十九日
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああSeptember 20, 2012 My lifetime being just 25 years is good. At least people with 25 years old can imagine a close future.
二○十二年 九月二○日
寿命は25まででいいよ。
大体25でおおよその未来が想像できるし。September 21, 2012 Yesterday I had a dream about me constantly slicing my tongue off with a peeler.
二○十二年 九月二十一日
昨日舌をピーラーで削がれ続ける夢を見た。September 22, 2012 Every day and every day, If I could at least turn 90% of my troubles into 10% of happiness... At this way, it seems like I'm just always cheating to live If I don't think that I can handle this anymore, I could just... I think It's better to me to die.
二○十二年 九月二十二日
毎日毎日9割の苦労を1割の幸福で慰めるように…
こんな風にこれからずっと騙し騙し生きて
いかなきゃいけないと思うとさっさと
死んだ方がましかなって思う。September 24, 2012 "Youu~ already dieed~ at one's poost~"
二○十二年 九月二十四日
「君はー殉職ー死ーんだしー」
TRANSLATOR NOTE (MoekaChiina): In the Japanese version the text is full in hiragana. When a text is
all in hiragana, it looks childish or shows how someone is going insane/crazy.
Hiragana isn't also the correct form to write a full Japanese sentence, so I made it
sound wrong in the English version too. The last sentence is typed correctly because
in the Japanese version there's kanji and proper grammar.
October 1, 2012
so thats what happiness is.
i cant Stop grinning.
im getting so happy.
From now on I feel like I can finally fly to the sky (^^)
二○十二年 十月一日
しあわせってこういうことなんだね。
にやにやが止まらない。
たのしくなってきたなぁ。
いまなら空も飛べそうな気分さ(^^)December 22, 2012 CURSE. The indigo-colored and disturbing decomposition smell is unsupportable, right? CURSE. By the way, I have a feeling that I heard it from various places. CURSE. Why in the moments I'm enjoying the decomposition smell I'm using a puffin for it?
二○十二年 十二月二十二日
呪
藍不穏って腐乱臭非対応なのね。
呪
そういえば各所で聞いてた気がする。
呪
なんで腐乱臭楽しむ時はぱふぃん使ってます。June 4, 2013 Everyone, please, be happy for me.
二○十三年 七月四日
皆さん私の分、幸せになって下さいね。June 12, 2013 I wanted to watch Keizoku for a long time. The opening is really great.
二○十三年 七月十二日
ケイゾク久々に観たいなぁ。
オープニングがとても素敵。September 10, 2013 I don't even have a reason to live But I have many reasons for wanting to die
二○十三年 九月十日
生きたい理由は一つもないのに
死にたい理由は沢山あるSeptember 23, 2013 Because I am alive, I get worried, I have to go through this pain, and I have no choice but to be in trouble Is it possible to have happiness everyday? Even if it's possible, you know... It would be just another little happiness that isn't to the same degree as my everyday troubles With just a single rope and mere seconds I don't have to feel sad for a long, remaining time
二○十三年 九月二十三日
生きているから悩む、辛い目に遭う、苦労しなきゃいけない
日々に幸せなんてあるのか
あったとしてもそれは
日々の苦労には全然見合わない程の
小さな幸せだろう
ロープ1本とほんの数秒で
残りの膨大な時間を悲しまなくていいんだ- Profile (Distorted black and white picture): A profile of a person, that according to the website, it's the profile of Lomando's website manager. Some white hands are moving towards the picture. If the player clicks on the picture, it will redirect the player to a flash of a Sinitai wobbling her head and text that randomly appears reading "I want to die" (死にたい) while static sound played.
ｊかｈｆしおうお。あｓｄ (Heven)
- The background is red and has a lot of fake cursors (that confuse the player) that follow the player's cursor, as well as a door in the middle of the screen. If the player clicks the door, Namakubi no Onna drops down to the center of the screen from the top-left corner. If the player takes too long, Shinshutsukibotsu appears along with a moan with the sound of banging, as the player then gets sent back to the main page. It also knows when the player is cheating. Any attempt to cheat a screamer will pop up.
- In the new version, Shinshutsukibotsu does not exist but Namakubi no Onna jumpscare still occurs when the player clicks on the door.
ｄヴぃおｋｈｊｃｄｓｌｋふぇ (Eden)
- The same thing has Heven, except the background is black, and the door can be clicked on. taking too long will also result in Shinshutsukibotsu appearing the same way, sending the player back to the main page. Different from the "Heven" page, the player can cheat on it. In the new version of Eden, there are 2 doors, one will lead the user to a frustrating stick (possibly The Maze) and if the user cheats (using an old trick) will make Ellis pops up with a loud laugh
うヴぃうｈｄぱｓ (Paradisky)
- There are two doors to click on. If the player clicks on the left door, it will show a paper with the four-digit code, 2648, written on it. If the player clicks on the door on the right, a baby corpse (or a human made of meat) will appear on the right, and after a few sections, Ima Socchi (a pale ghost woman with something unknown in her mouth) pops up with a loud scream.
ふぁんしーあいらんどとっぷ (Topd)
- This is a fake menu page with five different screamers. If the player does nothing or clicks on anything clickable, they will be jumpscared by either the character Ellis (a pale ghost girl with black hair and blood flowing from her eyes and her mouth) accompanied by a black background with a loud scream, Konnichiwa hangs from the top of the screen with a loud scream, and Yamiuchi Ji runs across the screen on a black background that breaks the main page accompanied by a loud growl. Kuwagata Oji-san jumpscare also occurs with loud roar and a laugh which is rare and deleted. To activate 5th (secret jumpscare) click on the ad so the ad is destroyed and, then it will soon show Adogosu peeking from the destroyed ad with a laugh.
Awamsohniptosour
- This page is just simply a normal Japanese room with 4 sliding doors. 3 of them are locked and one is unlocked in room 4th, Kuchisake onna appears twitching and laughing very loud. If the player doesn't kill her she will send the player to Topd (fake menu page). And if the player walks around enough, they can get the code for the Oiaaeptoiympe page. Kuchisake onna will appear at random sides laughing. In some rooms, Ellis will appear with a laugh (NOTE: Ellis is served as a distraction) and in the 11th room there will be Japanese words all over the doors and the room will be tinted red, and the user will be sent to Ninghyouma (doll fight).
床の間 (Tokonoma)
- It's just a normal room with a Japanese doll poster and others. Clicking the left switch will result in Kageboshi appearing and sending the user to a string of jumpscare. Or if the player clicks both switches will result in Kubikushi appears swinging with a laugh.
Atelierdesu
- It appears to be just a room with a door but the door is blocked by something. Click the side and destroy the painting and the player will see a gun, the user is supposed to click on it. After they move the side again, Tomato Onna appears with loud scream. If the player shoots her, by clicking here, she dies. There's a door behind her. If the player does not shoot her, she'll "kill" the player.
Astceilsiseorrs
- A error page appears 404 not found, which is a style of Internet Explorer Error, the screen turns black at linked text turns into red and 404 (masked Kuchisake onna) appears holding a pair of scissors with a laugh, once the player shoots her, they will see a door.
Ima3yaruk62oc
- It's a maze. similar to The Maze, Keep your eyes on the map, and the map vanishes. Keep walking in the maze until Yamiuchi Ji appears to beat the player with a growl and Ellis may also appear along with a loud laugh. If the player doesn't kill him he will send the user to main.html and if the player kills him there's a door.
Ykoaaomgoanri
- A dark room with a text that says 3 more. Waiting for too long will result in Ellis popping up with loud scream appearing at a random side, the player shoots her and they will be led to kaidan1.
Kaidan1
- A staircase that leads the user to the basement. They will face 2 jumpscares, in the middle of walking down the stairs, Shinshutsukibotsu appears and tries to kill the player, shooting her. When the player faces the right side after walking downstairs, Tomato Onna (now she is a vengeful ghost also known as onryõ) appears again and tries to kill the user. But there is also Akai-onnanoko (sad red skirt girl), who appears with a laugh.
7diackii2
- Downstairs the player will see a cassette tape. As the user plays it a high-pitched voice (people who lost at this site) can be heard. As the voice says the password of the next door is 4, 1, 2 it is interrupted by Pieyama MK2. He distracts the viewer with a roar while breaking the tape and then his laugh can be heard. As the player moves a code poster on the wall appears. If the player goes to a basement, it leads the user to Ujinoma.
Ujinoma
- On the page, a hanged body (presumably Yukihito himself) appears with a door and dark staircase. Clicking the dark staircase will lead the user to ikiammadem.html where there is a wall of eyes (hokora1.html) but it's blocked by Kageboshi. She will send the player to otyejlnieobt.html. There are drawings on the wall (which look quite bloody) and maggots all around. The door has a code lock on it.
Otyejlnieobt
- The bathroom (with 3 stalls). While exploring, they will face 2 jumpscares (Obii Kubi the falling head, and Kubishime Onna) they both become more active. When the player enters one of the stalls there would be Obii Kubi or Kubishime Onna appears. Shoot Kubishime Onna or the viewer will be led to aguodiernihs.html. there would be 3 puzzles (a poster, mirror, wooden plank). There is a door that leads the player to mmeaizreo.html (You'll need a sheep key). There is also an easter egg where a giant bear doll is sitting on the toilet.
Mmeaizreo
- You are in the hallway with a dark rectangle (continuation) and as the user made through a T junction appears and there is a laugh sound played and noh mask with spikes appears. The correct way is L-R-L-R-R-L-R-L-R-L-U-L-R, then the user must avoid 2 ghosts including J-ker and Kubishime Onna. If the player gets impaled by the spikes or get killed by Kubishime Onna or J-ker, the player will be redirected to main.html, as the player finishes, will lead to hokora1.html.
Cfoaansctyer
- The room has a roller coaster. And there is Japanese text with English translation to read "this vehicle is equipped with a machine gun would the user like to ride it yes/no" clicking yes will be having some great roller coaster game but has a dangerous obstacle ( box, laser eye, Karasu ) If the user hit these without shooting them. The user will be redirected to topd.html as the player finished the game, the user will lead to another room.
Maamokeznefg
- This has 2 doors right door leads to a shadow (ghost woman with face obscured with long hair and wearing dark kimono) that sends the player fire-ice-dia-brain-jugem.html clicking the panel will show the player sun star and moon click the right order and the player got a suddenly cursed sword. Go back will have a Kubishime Onna appear, kill her with the sword, if the player doesn't, she will send the player to aguodiernihs.html, Go to the right door, kill shadow and click the door in front of the viewer.
Agoepseayirrt
- The final boss has no screamer, just a boss fight with Pieyama god. If the player takes too long kill the Guardi-eye. Pieyama god will kill the player and decrease their health. If the player loses, The player will be redirected to main.html Kill him and they have a door. Have a correct code and the player will lead to the gallery.
Twinklegallery
- This is a normal gallery with 2 additional character images (the character I mean is Mukadeobake and Tamoru). The player then realized that there is a gibberish caption on the gallery master photo until the player clicks her photo, she then floats out from the photo with a loud laugh and the user can kill her by shotgun (similar to the old version) and there is a door with a required password. The password is:
Numerical Slider: [2] [6] Colored Eyes: (Yellow, top) (Blue, bottom) Japanese Slider: 59. (all numbers are set to zero)
Extra page
- Psychoarc. An old version of psycho.html. this is a very loud screamer of 9 psychos coming out from the door. One of them will go crazy if the user clicks on it.
Fire-ice-dia-brain-jugem
- It is a string of jumpscare many ways can access it. 1st one is Kageboshi which sends the user to a string of jumpscares or Ichimatsuko boss fights. In the new version, the compilation itself was different.
- Fire is Pieyama Pie-Man
- Ice is a Japanese doll
- Dia is Ima Socchi
- Brain is Konkon
- Jugem is Mandlake (A.K.A weird brown face)
- Mukadeobake
- Pair of eyes in Jan Ken Pon battle
- Mandlake
- Tamoru
- Healthy version of Dorodoro
Mobile version
This is another version that does support HTML5 instead of flash but has sound.
Smpindex.html
- The page was the same just as the start page and there is an English translation for the page. Clicking on the Mimi image will lead the user to a warning about the game and clicking the curtain will lead the player to smpmain.html
Smpmain.html
- The page has a door clicking on it that will result in the door opening and clicking the door will have the user meet Dai Kamuro or a cursed doll. Dai Kamuro is a little bit different and now she is bouncing instead of staring at the viewer and the same ambiance will play clicking on 4 dots will have consequences. Here it is
Smpelibon.html
- The page will have 4 Elizabeth moving back and forth clicking on them will lead the user to content here it is.
First mask
- The first mask is the same just as Akeru but the player will do nothing and get jump scared by the same clown with a loud scream at the player.
Second mask
- The second mask is the same just like Konkon. But she slams the user's screen fast and the background is red instead of black. and she has no zits or spots all over her face. And her slamming noise is not repeated
Baby
- This page is similar to ydad.html and has 3 doors, the first door will make the player get jump scared by Kasudo baby with a laugh and sends the user back to the start of the page but the babies and the first door were gone. Clicking the second door will lead the user to smpshoko.html and the third door has jumpscare at 0:07 in the video where J-ker (bloody school girl with tongue sticking out) would burst out from the screen and she jumpscares and kills the user.
Fourth mask
- The same curse page appears with the same distorted signal noise that appears.
Second dot
- The second dot will leads the user to 3 mirrors (two will leads the player to screamer and one has a password that the user should type)
Smpprofile
- It shows the same information but the manager's photo was changed into Kanrinin no Yorishiro (a new character and her eyes were rolled backward in the painting version) clicking on her photo will result in Sinitai appearing but the static noise is not repeated.
Smpnikki
- It shows a diary (an old one about a depressed manager and a new one about a haunted theme park) at the last diary June 16, 2009, a short text appears typing and then the screen fades into silence but suddenly Kanrinin no Yorishiro rises from below with loud laugh and she kills the player.
Smpeyekotoba
- It shows the same eye page and betty is now in half and the staring eyes are now blue colored, typing Smpsecretarea or other pages that have SMP will lead the user to an additional page.
Smpdoor
- it shows many doors (25 in different rows one will result in jumpscare).
1st and others in the row
- It shows Shinshutsukibotsu running towards, but not harming the player with a moaning sound. (her hair is moving when she runs toward the viewer).
2nd and others in the row
- This is one of the famous jumpscares in Paradisky, it shows Doemon (A.K.A dead baby) appears but then Ima Socchi descends from the ceiling with a loud laugh. (she is a ghost due to that she is transparent).
3rd and others in the row
- It shows Ellis bouncing back and forth with a giggle.
7th and others in the row
- It shows Namakubi no Onna dropping from the ceiling and jumping scaring the user with a loud laugh.
18th door
- A text that appears lying and there is another part of the paper called area. (smpsecret were scribbled out)
4th dot
- Yukie would suddenly crawl towards the viewer and break the screen with a moaning sound.
Smpsecretarea
The page itself has an image of Oshiroi and a single rainbow door. Clicking on it will lead the user to Smprandomd.
Smprandomd
This will show a different gif and the same door clicking the door will result in Mandlake from June 16, 2009, jumpscare, Konkon-san banging the user's screen, Purapura with a distorted signal, Yukan no shonen puzzle, and finally Smpdtakingame.
Smpreituber.html
It is similar to the desktop version of it.
Smpdtakingame
It will show 3 doors. 2 will result in a screamer and 1 has a puzzle to solve.
Smpoohiroma
This is similar to the desktop version of its the only difference is Tamoru's blade is lying on the floor first room and the walking and sliding door sound is different. Clicking the final room door will result in dai Dai kuchisake-onna twitching with a loud laugh. She will kill the user if they do not slash her and then there is an image of dolls and then the player will going to kill 15 dolls. It doesn't, the middle doll will kill the user.
Smpmysteryroom
There is a bathroom wall with many cockroaches crawling on it. In the end, there is a door. Clicking on the door will send the user to Smppieyama.
Smppieyama
There is a door clicking on it that will result in Pieyama Pie-Man jumpscares the viewer with loud scream. And then the same fight begins but if the player has more HP than him, the player wins.
Smpmoanzee1
This page is similar to mmeaizreo.html, if the user picks the wrong way, either the user gets killed by beaten up by young Sochi and Kubishime Onna strangles the user to death. At the end of the maze, there is a door clicking on it that will send the user to smprtdwmod.html where Tomato Onna on the mirror (only her eyes are visible) appears swirling as the portal. Clicking on the mirror will send the user to smpatelier.html.
Smpatelier.html
There is a room that resembles Atelierdesu Appearing with someone sitting on the chair. Clicking the side will have 2 paintings (Psycho and Kanrinin no Yorishiro) appears and one of them has a shotgun, if the player doesn't, Tomato Onna will jumpscare the player with a loud laugh, and then she kills the player. If the player gets a shotgun she will not harm the player and they must shoot her face, the user will lead to the gallery (smpstrangespace.html).
Smpstrangespace
NOTE: The page itself has photos of characters with another easter egg where the gallery master will float towards the viewer with a loud laugh.
- Mimi
- Dai Kamuro
- Elizabeth
- Nihonningyou
- Pieyama Pie-Otoko
- Konkon
- Baby
- Purapura
- Shinitai Onna
- Mitsumeru me
- Betty
- Namakubi no Onna
- Doemon
- Ima Socchi
- Shinshutsukibotsu
- Ellis
- Yukie
- Mandlake
- Oshiroi
- Yukan No Shonen
- Kubikushi
- Mezu
- Tomato Onna
- Yamiuchi Ji
- Kubishime Onna
- Kanrinin no Yorishiro
- Gallery Master
Gallery
NOTE: This page appears to be a normal gallery at first, but after a few seconds, the gallery turns into some people with distorted and uncanny faces. I believe this is the gallery they are talking about in the last square of the comic on how to play this game.
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The site before you click Mimi's picture.
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How to play Lomando.
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The site before you click on Mimi's picture. Christmas version.
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Mimi's profile on the site.
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Nyami's profile.
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Yomi's profile.
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Last profile.
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Santa Claus.
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Yukan no shonen that appears in his YouTube video.
Trivia
- This is currently the first longest page for a game-related website on this wiki.
Resources
- ↑ knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/lomandocom
Links
NOTE: The following website contains screamers!
- lomando.com
- English Version: lomando.com/englishtop.html