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[[File:blender.png|thumb|right|180px|A blender with a similar model to the one used in the video.]]
[[File:screamer-goal-aah.jpg|300px|thumb|A screamer being made!]]
'''Cat in a Blender''' is a [[shock video]] depicting a cat getting blended alive inside a blender, and then put into a microwave. The origin of the video remains unknown.
A '''screamer''' (also known as a '''thunderbolt''', '''banger''', '''rocket''', '''belter''', or '''worldie''') is an informal term used in [[wikipedia:association football|association football]] to describe a spectacular [[wikipedia:Goal (association football)|goal]], typically characterised by exceptional power, long range, and an element of audacity or technical brilliance that elicits a visceral reaction from spectators, commentators, and players alike. The term is deeply embedded in the lexicon of football culture, particularly in [[wikipedia:English football|English-speaking football communities]], and has been in widespread colloquial use since at least the 1980s. Though the word has no official definition within the [[wikipedia:Laws of the Game (association football)|Laws of the Game]], it is universally understood among fans, pundits, and players to denote a goal of extraordinary quality—one that, as the name suggests, causes those who witness it to scream in astonishment, delight, or despair.


The [[video]] raises ethical questions regarding the treatment of animals and the responsibilities of content creators. The video's origins are unknown, but it quickly went viral and gained a following online, despite its controversial and disturbing content. Social media users attempted to identify the individual responsible for the video, and there were reports of an arrest in May 2023. However, it was unclear if the individual was specifically arrested for animal cruelty. After the arrest, his accomplices reportedly threatened to hold a mass livestream event where they would torture more cats to death.
The screamer occupies a unique and revered position in the cultural mythology of football. While tap-ins, penalties, and deflected goals all count equally on the scoresheet, the screamer transcends mere statistical record-keeping. It is the type of goal that gets replayed thousands of times on highlight reels, the type of goal that children attempt to recreate in playgrounds and car parks for years afterwards, and the type of goal that can define an entire career in the collective memory of fans.


<center><big>'''[[Cat in a Blender|"They couldn't bring themselves to watch the whole thing. It's absolutely horrific and deeply disturbing. The fact that anyone could find pleasure in such cruelty towards innocent animals is beyond comprehension."]]'''</big></center>
<center><big>'''[[Screamer (Football)|GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!]]'''</center></big><br>
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A screamer being made!

A screamer (also known as a thunderbolt, banger, rocket, belter, or worldie) is an informal term used in association football to describe a spectacular goal, typically characterised by exceptional power, long range, and an element of audacity or technical brilliance that elicits a visceral reaction from spectators, commentators, and players alike. The term is deeply embedded in the lexicon of football culture, particularly in English-speaking football communities, and has been in widespread colloquial use since at least the 1980s. Though the word has no official definition within the Laws of the Game, it is universally understood among fans, pundits, and players to denote a goal of extraordinary quality—one that, as the name suggests, causes those who witness it to scream in astonishment, delight, or despair.

The screamer occupies a unique and revered position in the cultural mythology of football. While tap-ins, penalties, and deflected goals all count equally on the scoresheet, the screamer transcends mere statistical record-keeping. It is the type of goal that gets replayed thousands of times on highlight reels, the type of goal that children attempt to recreate in playgrounds and car parks for years afterwards, and the type of goal that can define an entire career in the collective memory of fans.

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!


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