User:LuaGunsX/Archive/BluWiki/Shock Sites/April 2007
A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive or shocking to most of its viewers, containing shocking material which is considered distasteful and crude, and is generally of a pornographic, scatological, or extremely violent nature. In most cases, a shock site displays a single picture, some shock sites also show animations or galleries of images, shock sites are often passed around via email or disguised in posts to discussion sites as a hoax in an attempt to trick readers into following the link to the website.
The news and discussion site Slashdot has changed its software to display the domain name of a linked URL in brackets following the link (example: "Click Here [example.com]"), so that any link to goatse.cx or a similar shock site would be immediately visible as such. The change has been effective in reducing the number of links to shock sites even though trolls began to set up mirror sites and use public CGI redirect scripts run by sites such as Yahoo! in an attempt to circumvent the measure.
This site gives a list of shock sites, and a description of the sites, to enable people to avoid being trolled into visiting them, and will continue to be expanded with a list of these sites.
PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON THE HYPERLINKS BELOW IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!!! The Hyperlinks below link directly to the shock sites!!!
Note: These sites are not porn sites!!! They are shock sites!!! (although the majority do, in fact, have pornographic content). If you want your perverted urges to be seated, you should go get some hentai. ^_^
Note: This list does not include most shock flash videos and screamers and stuff.
If you are not offended by this article, then we're not doing our job! ^_^ Please let us know, so we can make it more offensive. :)
The owners of this article are Shocker and Metropolisforever. Shocker is the one who started the article after backlash from Wikipedia's requirement of "reliable sources". (archivist note; the archivist of this article is LuaGunsX.)
Major Shock Sites
The most well known sites, in alphabetical order, are:
Goatse.cx
Goatse contains a picture of a man holding his distended anus wide open, revealing his rectum and insides. He wears a wedding ring, and his penis and testicles dangle down. Goatse is one of the most popular and classic shock sites. The original goatse.cx website was taken down by the Christmas Island authorities, but a mirror is held at goatse.fr
The current goatse.cx site now consists of spam.
"femse.com" and "goatshe.cx" are female versions of Goatse.
P.S. Wanna see the real Goatse site and not a mirror? Luckily, Archive.org has the website archived. :) *cries a tear of joy*
Hai2U
Hai2U contains a picture of a woman vomiting while performing fellatio. It appears that her partner had been holding onto her hair, and must have poked the back of her throat. The website has the tagline 'Hot Blow Job'. Hai2U is one of the most popular shock sites. It can be found at hai2u.com
Last Measure
The ultimate shock-site. Last Measure, created by the trolling group GNAA, abuses an incredible amount of Adobe Flash scripts to cause numerous extremely undesirable effects. Mainly, it spawns an indefinite amount of pop-up windows with various famous shock site images in them, while it also plays a voice shouting, "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" at a high volume. It also attempts to send emails using the user's default email program. The only way to stop the popups are to restart the computer (or be lucky enough to close the browser before it starts); as the ctrl and alt keys are disabled. It also gives out trojans and viruses and messes up your computer. The current, offical Last Measure site has more information about the history of the site, the source code for Last Measure, and a database of other Last Measure mirrors that you can use. Although, it previously WAS Last Measure. ;) ^_~
Last Measure combines many other shock site images:
Tubgirl, a picture of a woman anally expelling an orange enema on her face (commonly thought to be feces, but is really just orange juice.) Penisbird, a picture of a parrot standing on a man's erect penis. This initially appeared on Rotten.com. Goatse.cx's hello.jpg, the infamous picture of a man stretching his anus. Lemonparty, a picture of three elderly men lying on a bed naked, engaged in kissing and oral sex. pillowfight.jpg, a picture of a man's genitals covered in feces. spin.gif, commonly known as "Ridin' Spinnaz" on YTMNSFW or "Meatspin." An animated picture of transsexual porn star Cristina Bianchini receiving anal sex from her male co-star. Cristina's penis is spinning in a circle. Taken from the film "TSBitches." Loopback.jpg (from Goatse.cx), a picture of a man looping his penis into his anus. Christmas.jpg, depicts a picture of a man opening his anus with a table clamp. His penis and testicles are also visible. pooped.jpg, a picture of a woman's face with feces on it. rustina.jpg, depicts the wife of Rusty Foster, creator of Kuro5hin. Her face is Photoshopped onto a picture of a naked woman having sex with a black man with a large penis. eww.jpg, a picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of the people exposing his buttocks. The text The Fuck What?! in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in a red circle. freak.jpg, a picture of a naked black female body builder. Some versions contain weightlifter.jpg, a picture of a powerlifter with red trousers suffering from an anal prolapse. The intestine is seen through a hole in his trousers. Though originating at Rotten.com, a Snopes article features the same image.
At the bottom of the page is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which is an attempt to get the page listed under Google. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately", which is a takeoff on the text on the front page of Goatse. On two of the Last Measure pages, the text "Like what you see? Got a complaint? Email wrt AT forpresident DOT com", is visible.
The page at Zeikfried had the title "This is my LastMeasure, my FinalHope. Lovez and kissez from Zeikfried~!" The page at peoplesprimary.com had a wide, blank image at the bottom of the screen. Below it were the words "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful." The "+1 insightful" comment indicates a familiarity with the rating system at Slashdot, a popular technology news site.
Pressing Ctrl or Alt, under Internet Explorer on Windows, gives the "victim" an alert message with the same text. Pressing Del gives the user the "Credits".
The Last Measure site also has a script that automates the displaying of these things, which has recently been removed from the front page of the original domain.
The 2 most popular Last Measure mirrors are:
http://doom3.zoy.org/ (For some reason, the official Last measure site does not list this and does not accept this as a valid mirror. ?_?)
http://anything.on.nimp.org/ (The 404 redirect on this particular server always redirects to the actual script, so "anything" can be changed to anything, thus making this site very tricky and sneaky! ^_~)
Some more mirrors include:
http://lastmeasure.zoy.org/
http://freeipods.zoy.org/
http://gabenewell.com/
Screw safety, we will have direct links anyway. ;) ^_~ Please remember; curiosity killed the cat. It may also kill your computer. ^_^ Only a TRUE idiot would actually click on the links, anyway!!!!!! ;) ^_~
Don't forget, as mentioned before, there are also tons of other mirrors, and you can even download the source code (licensed under the 3-clause BSD License) and make your own mirror, or mess with it and make your own version! Why? Technically, Last Measure is OPEN SOURCE! Also, all GNAA scripts are open source too! Go wild!
LemonParty
LemonParty is not listed due to any changes. Check previous archives.
Meatspin
Meatspin contains a video of a transvestite having intercourse with another male. her penis is seen spinning around (like a record baby). There is also a spin counter, after 45 spins, a message appears declaring the viewer offically gay! The penis spins anticlockwise. The song is Dead Or Alive's 'You Spin Me 2003'. Meatspin is one of the most popular shock sites. It can be found at meatspin.com/
The original Meatspin site is mirrored here Archive.org Meatspin mirror (2005). It is notable for the lack of adverts, and the penis also spins the other way, at a higher speed, and there is a hardcore rave track in the background.
The original image from Meatspin can be also found in the infamous YTMND site "Ridin' Spinnaz", which features the 3-6 Mafia song of the same title (which is about spinning rims on cars). The site (which was one of the first YTMND's created), spawned a fad featuring other spinning objects with the same music.
NOTE: The Meatspin network can be glitchy... and stuff...
Penisbird
This contains a picture of a scarlet macaw perched on someone's (very tiny) erect penis!!!!!1 It is on rotten.com and is quite a famous shock site, being responsible for slashdot changing their code to display URL links to stop trolling occuring. A letter to this effect is also on rotten.com on the page below :). This site is now rather 'tame' compared to the extreme sites seen below. smoke.rotten.com/bird
LOL - here is one of the original Penis Bird postings on Slashdot :)
http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=00/06/25/1851227 See the 6th reply
tubgirl
One of the most famous shock-sites, second only to Goatse.cx. A masked woman in a tub, buttocks raised, expelling liquid onto her face. The liquid which appears to be faeces, has been the subject of much debate. Unfortunately, on wikipedia, somebody once made a statement that it was a form of orange coloured fruit juice. However this is untrue, and all websites stating this fact originally got it from Wikipedia!. The only source for this statement seems to be a statement erroneously included on Wikipedia during 2005-2006, which has now been deleted. An interesting fact about the picture on tubgirl.com is that her vaginal orifice has been pixelated (presumably because it is 'Japanese' whereas the rest of the image is presumably acceptable). It is illegal to depict genitailia in any commerical work in Japan. Tubgirl is one of the most popular shock sites.
Tubgirl can be found at tubgirl.com
There is also the lesser-known Tubgirl2.jpg
"tubcat" and "tubboy" apparantly replace the girl with a cat/boy.
Other Shock Sites
Other shock sites, in alphabetical order, include:
1337hacks.com
A cleaner shock site, this shock site contains two wrestlers in the ring in a very homosexual position. This shock site is popular in schools since it contains no actual nudity. However, there is a link at the bottom, stating LOL BUTT SEHCS, which if clicked will go to www.bloggerpals.com, a very offensive site :) (see bloggerpals.com and shrewsburycollege.co.uk, below). The picture also links to this site. The site can be found at 1337hacks.com and at leethacks.com
Brooklyn Bizarro
A sick shock site containing porno and gory shit at the sametime..its the most sickest and ugliest shock site ever showing executed people,burnt people,murdered people,bizarre stuff,and curelty on there brooklynbizarro.com
WARNING: TRUST ME ITS WORSE THAN ROTTEN, ITS VERY UGLY...IT WILL SHOCK THE HELL OUT OF YOU AND WILL STAY IN YOUR HEAD FOR LIFE
CAUTION: MATURE CONTENT AND IMAGES THAT WILL MAKE YOU VOMIT OR SICK. (DO NOT GO IF YOU DONT HAVE THE TYPE OF STOMACH) 'CAUSE ROTTEN IS TOO LITE...ITS NOT EVEN SHOCKING ANYMORE THATS OLD, LOL! ENJOY THE SITE ;)
Cherry Cake
This site is particularly disgusting. It shows a picture of a harlequin fetus, which is supposed to look like a cherry cake, followed by an autopsy photo of a man with his face blown apart (which looks more like a cherry cake). It can be seen at cherrycake.org/
There is at least one documented complaint where someone visited the site looking for cherry cake recipes :D
Consumption Junction
This is a very large shock site, hosting many shock images, videos, links, forums, and much, much more. (I know, I sound like an advertisement, don't I? ;-) ^_^)
consumptionjunction.com
desertofthereal.org
A cat, watching cat porn on TV. ;) ^_~
This may have been named after desertofthereal.com (see below).
It can be found at desertofthereal.org.
Discharges.org
Discharges.org is a site that contains flash videos, together with looping audio tracks. Historically these would rotate every few days, but the site has not been updated for several months. Many of the videos on this site were later incorporated into other sites. Links at the top left of the site allows users to view the previous videos on the site. The site can be found at discharges.org/ ZOMGZ There is now a link to a summary of all the discharges.org videos! http://discharges.bluwiki.org/
Dickcream
Dickcream.com was a site very simliar to Discharges, the site contained animated gifs and videos with different musical soundtracks on them made using Flash. The site was originally started by Max Goldberg (creator of YTMND), as a tribute to his friend who died (who also suggested that Dickcream.com would be an amusing name for a site). But, after a lack of ideas for content to put on the site, he handed it over to Sodae (another YTMND user), who began hosting flash loops on the site. Some of the loops were random gifs, and quite a few were NSFW (and some of these NSFW loops have had new lives as standalone Shock Sites).
One of the most well-known Shock Site loops that came from Dickcream was the one located in the subdirectory "/spin/", a loop of a man's penis spinning around in circles with Megashira's "Through Inner Core" playing in the background. The GIF was originally from ANOTHER now-extinct shock site called "Klerck.org". Then, it ended up becoming a huge hit on YTMND (with 3-6 Mafia's "Ridin' Spinnaz" in the background), and then got its own domain name (and several soundtrack changes) at Meatspin.com
Dickcream.com was taken down in Summer 2005, but most of the popular loops (especially /spin/) have been archived on The Dark Channel's Dickcream Archive. Not all of the loops are NSFW, but some of them are. The user who wrote this paragraph especially loves the Numa Numa Avril Lavenge one.
dickcream.thedarkchannel.com
drewpickles.com
Similar to Moid.org, this site, created by members of the infamous Newgrounds group, the Star Syndicate, allows you to share shocking material. This site depicts and is named after Rugrats character, Drew Pickles. In association with FurFag.com.
drewpickles.com
Eating Cream.com
A site for people with a vomit fetish. :)
It shows a girl vomiting into another man's mouth... and he seems to be enjoying it!!!
There is a song about "clearing my throat" in the background. This is enough to make the viewer vomit - and I think that's the intent!!! ^_^
This is part of the Meatspin network.
It can be found at eatingcream.com.
Encyclopædia Dramatica
A wiki that hosts all sorts of sick shit.
encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Main_Page (archivist's note: Current mirror can be found at encyclopediadramatica.online, but for some reason it's down)
Femse
Goatse with a girl, need I say more?
femse.com
Fingerslam
One of the more recent additions to the Meatspin network. The Google description invites you to "Use your imagination and you should be able to figure out whats on the site...or just click :)"
fingerslam.com
gnaa.us
This is the site for the well-known trolling mob.
They're assholes and stuff...
There is stuff on this site.
Also, beware of the links on the site (some of them link directly to Last Measure and shit.)
You might want to STAY AWAY from the GNAA and stuff... *sigh* You have NO idea... and stuff... You don't even want to know... and stuff...
They also have a UK website and stuff.
The GNAA is sick and messed-up... and stuff...
The GNAA is BAD... and stuff...
I'll be amazed if they let you join... and stuff...
The GNAA is EVIL... and stuff...
gnaa.us
GoatseMarathon
Shows a video with 40 Goatse pictures flashing by. Part of the Meatspin network.
goatsemarathon.com
Goatshe
Female version of Goatse
goatshe.cx
halo360films
Halo360films.com is a redirect link to Meatspin.com; it was created to allow people to be re-tricked into going to meatspin.com. The link is halo360films.com
heyya.org
This site has links to a few fun shock sites to trick your friends with, along with a chatroom. :) It can be found at heyya.org
Leethaxor
Leethaxor is a picture of a man covered in feces with the caption "This is where years of hacking w/ Sub7 has got me". Above the image is a message that reads, "*Disclaimer*Do not look at the picture below if you are under 18 or easily offended*Disclaimer*", similar to Goatse. It can be found a l33thaxor.tk.
lolfish
This site shows a fisherman, and his wife, in their spare time! It contains a photograph of a man with some fish inserted into his rectum. It can be found at tard.biz/. It contains no adverts and therefore loads very quickly.
Newsflash! The site now contains someone (probably female) with an octopus draped over the arse. Also now, it plays the same "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" voice from Last Measure...
Macory
This site features a video from discharges.org. It shows a man having anal sex with a woman, except his member is sliding past the anus, due to the large amounts of turd present, with chunks falling off in the process :)
The song is Chamillion - Ridin Dirty which features the lyrics 'they're trying to catch me riding dirty' (presumably referring to being caught committing a crime). The title of the page is 'They caught me', thereby taking the lyrics of the song in a rather literal way :)
macory.com
ManGems
In this Meatspin Network site, We're taking on man gems everywhere, wiping out armies of sperm left and right!
This site features a flash loop of a man being repeatedly (and it appears voluntarily) kicked in the scrotum, with his gems flying around! The title of the page reads, in part, 'These gems are for life, and do not deserve this kind of abuse!'. It is found at mangems.com/
Meat Ball
This site has a picture of a white guy, slapping his face with a massive, erect, black cock. The most disturbing thing is the glistening residue below his left ear after hitting the cock there :puke: The song is Atom And His Package - MeatBall
bagslap.com/meatball.html
This site is part of the Meatspin network.
Moid
Moid.org is a small community designed to allow the sharing of shocking files. It even has its own forum with a meatspin-style badger-badger-badger avater. It hosts many shock images and movies. :)
moid.org/
Mudfall
Another Meatspin Network site, this time featuring someone pooing on a man's face from above...with heavy metal music in the background. It truly is a neverending waterfall of mud!
mudfall.com
Phreak
Phreak.org's Skinny contains many pictures of two INCREDIBLY fat (to say the least), naked, obese women skinny dipping. At the bottom of the page there is the text "Good thing I don't have a .mov of this". It can be found at phreak.org/ana/skinny.html. :D
PhoneTrace
One of the most decieving shock sites out there. It claims to be able to locate the location of someone using the sattilite tracking and someone's cellphone. But, when it actually is about to tell you where the person is, it then shows the flash loop from Meatspin, with George Bush's head photoshopped onto the end of the spinning penis! :D
phonetrace.org ROFLMAO.com===
This site has many links to shock sites, mirrors, and it also has shock stuff on the site. It was created in 1999; the same year as Goatse, making it one of the very first shock sites. It has a fake advert with a shocking title at the top, and has a lot of animated GIFs.
roflmao.com
ScreamoPi
This is an amateur shock site. All it has is basically some guy shouting half-naked for a very long period of time. Visit the site here: YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!.
Stopliving
A penis enlarged into a jar of sorts, how much more do I have to say?
A hilarious note, the page is titled "WANNA DISCO? WANNA SEE ME DISCO?". If there is supposed to be a meaning to that, I surely don't know.
Unfortunately the image is no longer present.
stopliving.com
This website actually has quite a long history, as described below.
From Jan - Apr 2006, the page was entitled 'RIDE THE HOSS BABY, RIDE THE HOSS!!. It featured an artistic pencil drawing of a horse standing on its hind legs, jumping up and down, with it's erect cock bouncing up and down! * http://web.archive.org/web/20060427103317/http://www.stopliving.com/. A link with the 'DISCO' phrase above redirected to another page - unfortunately the images are not archived.
From 2004-2005, the page was a community forum, with varying roles, including providing 'porn for the poor'. http://web.archive.org/web/20040830020132/www.stopliving.com/freeporn.php
TeenSluts
This shows a video of a girl having sex, and it is revealed that they are actually shemales.
teensluts.biz
Ugotnegams / Buttplugs
ZOMG! This shock site contains a whole load of shock animations on one page! They are described below.
(1) A woman shoving a dildo into some guys cock!
(2) A fist punching into a bloody, open anus!
(3) A guy inserting a Duracell (TM) battery into his urethra!
(4) A guy pounding his meat with a hammer (see 'thepounder')
blogdar.com/ugotnegams butt.plu.gs
valvesoftware.co.uk
This site is related to CherryCake above. If you go to www.valvesoftware.co.uk, it is a working front-end to the actual valve site. While if you go to valvesoftware.co.uk/cherrycake, you get something else entirely!
whoomp
A shock site that shows a flash loop of a woman shooting a ball out of her genitalia. The song is "Whoomp! (there it is)" by Tag Team. The flash loop was sourced from Dickcream.
whoomp.org
YouAreSoGay
This is from the makers of Meatpin. It shows a gay porn video, in which a man is receiving anal sex from another man, and his penis is flapping around everywhere(!) There is also a holiday styled song in the background, noting its original tagline as "the holiday version of the Meatspin.com video". There was originally also a version with a Santa Claus hat on the end of his penis too! Part of the Meatspin network.
youaresogay.com
Extinct Shock Sites
These shock sites have been shut down for some reason (or no reason at all.)
NOTE: The Internet Archive is a very helpful resource for viewing them. :-) The Internet Archive is so weird!!!!!! ;_;
Klerck.org
Contained several shock images, such as spin.gif (the ORIGINAL source of the Meatspin/Ridin' Spinnaz loop, you should know what that is already), and christmas.jpg - a guy doing a Goatse...but with a Table Lamp. In a way, this takes Brick's famous line from Anchorman "I Love Lamp" to a brand new level...
The domain unfortunately expired.
Also, the webmaster of the site of the same name became an hero (or supposedly commited suicide) in March 2005.
RIP Klerck, the Shock Site, and the person behind it.
highballer.com
This site was originally owned by 'highballer networks', and said 'website coming soon' for several years. In 2005, it showed a man standing on top of a concrete structure, bending over, projecting a powerful stream of liquid faeces :D This version of the site ran during 2005, being terminated sometime prior to November 5th 2005.
tiny-monkey
This site contained a photo of a small monkey stroking an asian man's penis (apparently). It can be found here but archive.org lost the picture :cry:
The site was formerly located at tiny-monkey.com.
mongface.com
This site showed a video of a woman inserting a telephone receiver into her arse!!!!!. The song by Blondie 'Hanging On The Telephone' is in the background, and the title was 'Mongface, where all your dreams come true' :).
desertofthereal
Desertofthereal.com contained a picture of a man eating feces from another man's anus. At the top it says "zomg, zizek~!" and at the bottom contains the text "DISCLAIMER: This picture does not depict anyone's genitals, and is therefore not pornographic in nature. I don't care if you're under 18. Go cry me a river." In actuality, the picture does depict someone's genitals. The color of the background was formerly white. It was formerly located at desertofthereal.com
11 March 2007 - it is no longer there
Fortunately, I have the image archived. :)
faggotry.com
This showed five men engaging in homosexual activity and is one of the old-school (but less well-known) shock sites. It was online from 2001 to 2005!
The man at the left is being sucked off, by another man who is taking anal sex from another man, who is taking anal sex from a man behind him, who is taking anal sex from a man behind him, who is taking anal sex from a man behind him!. In other words, one guy is getting a blowjob, and there is a chain of four people each buggering and being buggered :) Some people say this would make a good shock site image with the song by Kylie 'Do The Locomotion' :)
Archive.org Mirror: http://web.archive.org/web/20050211084336/http://www.faggotry.com/
Shrewsburycollege.co.uk
This site used to contain a picture of two men covered in faeces, with one anally penetrating the other with what appeared to be a bicycle pump. Shrewsbury college used to be known as Shrewsbury College of Arts and Technology (SCAT) and was the inspiration for the name of the site. A story regarding this site featured on the front page of the Shrewsbury Chronicle in on the 8th December 2005. The site now points to Shrewsbury college's own site, however, the image can be found at bloggerpals.com, above.
Ratemygoatse.cx
Ratemygoatse.cx was a rate me site of Goatse related material in the style of Hot or Not. This site contained several grotesque images of people attempting different styles of "Goatses". :) :D It was formerly located at ratemygoatse.cx. Once again this site was shut down by Christmas Island authorities. :'-( ¬_¬ FUCK THEM!!! THEY SHOULD EAT SHIT!!!
No need to worry, Archive.org has the website archived. :) *cries a tear of joy*
brad.com
brad.com contained a video animation of two gay men having sexual intercourse. This shock site was unique in that it could accept any URL, such as brad.com/bradandangelina/babypictures.htm, and it would always redirect to the original page. The site had formerly gone through many incarnations (such as "brad.com, the free web-service provider", or whatever and stuff.) In the UK, the advert for 'Love It' magazine features the same song that used to be on brad.com. Looking for this site in The Internet Archive will pull up all sorts of weird things (including IRC chat and some weird stuff.) The video was taken from discharges.org, and can be found here: discharges.org/h/0909/
Porkhole
Porkhole was a bizzare site, that might show an innocent picture of a lit-up highway at night, and then switch to show a picture of two old men 69ing, in the spirit of Lemonparty. At the bottom, you could find two naked pictures of both of the old men, and the site also hosted much other stuff. This could be found at porkhole.net/ There was also a website similiar to the brad.com, here : porkhole.net/brad.html An extensive list of shock sites was also included on the site : porkhole.net/keara.html (some of the links on the site were found on the porkhole site, so respect is due!)
An archived version of the site can be found here.
tubboy
Tubgirl with a boy, need I say more?
tubboy.net
There is also the lesser known Hindu tub guy.
tubguys.tk
[expunged for legal reasons]
[expunged for legal reasons], a clone of the popular Goatse.cx page, featuring a televised Japanese comedian (Rakkyo Ide) being anally penetrated by what the site claims is a kangaroo, but according to the on-screen graphic is a dog of Tosa breed. The website appears to have been shut down by the Christmas Islands authorities. Luckily, Archive.org has the website archived. :)
Future Shock Site Ideas
Dickshit
A Video of Two Men having anal sex and diarrheaing on his dick and the message sayingThis could happen to you when your lover ate something too junky xD
savetheplanet.co.uk
A guy vigoruosly deep throating another mans massive cock, while another man with a large plate of wet, sloppy turds throws them at the guys having gay oral sex - this guy vomits over the camera at the end *gross* :) :D
Menstrual Humiliation
A woman has her tampon ripped out and shoved down her throat. She then screams and cries and vomits everywhere and shoots blood everywhere. :D :) ^_^
Shitspin
This has Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me 2003", along with a looping video of someone peeing on a turd in a toilet, and the turd is spinning around! *puke* :) :D ^_^
We Hate Women
A site for perverted, misogynistic, sadistic sociopaths. :)
Typical sadist acts showcased on the site:
shitting on the ground and forcing a girl to eat it.
Yeah, I can go on forever if you'd like me to.
Bushspin
Yeah, I totally think the George W. Bush version of Meatspin from Phonetrace deserves its own site. Republican supporters, prepare to totally be ashamed!
100% Free Porn
Like Last measure, except 100% worse. :) Your computer is 100% dead after you visit it, and it will cause you to spam a newsgroup of it's choice (something that one person claims nimp.org does.) It also contains every single picture on this article, and counting. :) It is updated, every time somebody adds a new shock site. :)
The voice is also 100% louder. :)
Yeah, I can go on forever if you'd like me to.
This is guaranteed to teach the perverts a lesson they'll never forget. ;-) ^_~
SoupMachine
Will be a standard flash-video based shocksite. The video will be the actual video of the second leading up to, and the whole event of, the 'Hai2U' fellatio vomiting incident :). The vomit will actually be seen splashing off the guys legs and down his nutsack etc!!! :).
The song will be 'More More more' (More More More, Give it all up for love baby' by Kylie Minogue.
BagSlap.us
A flash clip, of a more "true" Bag Slap (hitting someone with your gems), unlike the pathetic excuse for a Bag Slap we have now.
Anti-Shock Sites
Lemonparty.org.uk
This shows some badly-drawn cartoon lemons having a party. :) The picture looks like it was done in MS Paint! :D ^_^
lemonparty.org.uk Note: This site appears to have been taken down. Luckily, I have the original image archived. :)
Leekspin
An full-screen animation of Orihime from the popular anime Bleach spinning a leek around with Leva's Polka by Loituma playing in the background. It is obviously a parody of Meatspin, and even recently a timer was added!
leekspin.com
tubcat
Tubgirl with a cat, need I say more?
tubcat.com
Note: I looked at the website and it looks like a parody of really cheap, stupid websites. I didn't see any tubcat picture, but I'm not exactly going to look very hard. ;-) ^_^
It seems to be a page dedicated to a very fat cat (if you look at the girl holding the cat, (whose age is unclear; she is probably in her early teens)), the cat is actually more substantial than her in size!. The pictures of this cat have become an internet phenomenon.
See also longcat
And the picture that started it all :)
Notable Shock Images Used For Trolling
Lolololol - don't include .jpg URLs in here as the pictures come up! Please type the URLs in [square brackets]. Thank you! ^_^
Beecock
A man's uncircumsized cock, with several honey bees climbing over it :D
Bouquet
A bouquet of cocks :) Good for showing to random people!
Rotten.Com Harley Davidson Guy / Failed Shotgun Suicide
http://vatican.rotten.com/motorcycle/ - not working just now but will surely be fixed soon
loopback.jpg
A guy's cock being looped back into his anus! The technical term for this is autosodomy :) This is from Goatse.cx.
pillowfight.jpg
This is a picture of a mans genitals, being dipped into a pile of faeces, and completely covered in faeces!!! *puke*
There is also a picture called 'pillowfight.jpg' on moid.org. It can be found by Google search. It is a picture of someone who has chopped off his testicles and scrotum, leaving only his (erect) cock. It is thoroughly disgusting, and is presumably called 'pillowfight' so that it is found by people searching for the original pillowfight image.
topless.jpg
A single .jpg with a series of pictures of a man cutting off his glans (bellend). *barf* [13]
Many Goatse pictures and videos!!!!
Look under the files entitled 'gap___.jpg' :)
removed.us/pics/etc/
The Pain Series
A collage of shock images. The sickest shock image collage EVER.
Ow, my vigin eyes...
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pain_series
WARNING: THE ABOVE PAGE IS NO LONGER PROTECTED FOR YOUR VIRGIN EYES AND STUFF. THE PICTURES AUTOMATICALLY SHOW UP.
Also check out Encyclopedia Dramatica's much more work-safe (but "called" even worse) parody, "The Pane Series", a collage of different types of Windows! If you are offended by or are afraid of windows, please don't view. THANK YOU!!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pane_series
The Gummi Series
Another Sick Shock Image Collage
http://tubgirlgoatsebrianlemonparty.ytmnsfw.com This is just wrong in all aspects.
weightlifter.jpg
It appears to be a man suffering from some kind of "anal prolapse", or something... O_O...
NOTE: This is not to be confused with the other weightlifter, which also appeared on rotten.com.
Making Your Own Shock Sites
Step (1) Register at www.50megs.com and get your webspace for free
Step (2) Register at www.dot.tk for your free .tk domain name to redirect to your 50 megs.com space
Step (3) Put something from moid.org into the site :P
Let the shocking begin! :D
Also use this picture - two hands fisting someones arse (I think?) !!!!!!!!!11111oneone
