Last Measure
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Last Measure is a shock site made in 2005 by the Internet trolling organization GNAA, also known as Gay Nigger Association of America. This shock site was created by Penisbird, who is one of the members in GNAA, which was displayed in the credits in the website.
The website was actively developed until 2010. There are plenty of variants of this website, as it is open source and can be downloaded and edited by everyone.
Content
When visiting the original website, the Goatse Image is shown and then it will display one or more shock image which are usually pornographic and weird pictures, or horrifying medical photographs from Wikipedia along with an extremely loud looped sound of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" to alert people near you. A script on the website will also try to open infinite windows and massively use the "mailto" and "callto" functions, intending to cause the user's computer to freeze.
Variants
This website uses browser exploits and tricks such as the 'onmouseover' and 'onclick' functions to ignore pop-up blockers and spawn windows containing shock images moving around fast.
Some people say that variants were containing actual malware, but this could never be proved. Browsers such as Internet Explorer, Microsoft Edge, and other IE-based browsers are known to handle the website very poorly and may cause the entire device to crash.
Some versions use a script known as 'StatsMeasure,' which leaks the clipboard data to the Internet. Newer versions of the Last Measure used a Java applet known as 'CoffeeMeasure' that spawns a lot of Java application windows moving around the screen. The Unified X version of Last Measure contains a montage of shock images from The Pain Series and other shock sites. Additionally, The external link was added to the Offended page.
Behavior of Last Measure
Due to all Last Measure versions' extremely malicious behavior, people who visit a site containing the script often think their computer is infected with a virus. Many internet browsers today may not execute all of the scripts or warn when some of the script portions are about to be executed, however, it may still cause temporary ruination. For example, on Safari it can still turn the browser into a fork bomb by opening mIRC and the default email client in a loop which causes the computer to slow down or even crash.
There is a version of Last Measure that also uses code from the infamous JavaScript Trojan "Offiz" known as "You are an idiot" which presents the well-known Flash application called "rgb.swf": an 8-bit version of Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop film series with bright flashing RGB colors in an attempt to trigger an epileptic seizure.
Ruby Measure
GNAA announced a new version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which is completely written in the programming language "Ruby", which would be released on May 2013. However, this version has never been released. (It has been 8 years since RubyMeasure was announced, but never released.)
Links
NOTE: The following websites contain extremely graphic images, and will also harm your computer!
LastMeasure.comDomain is now for sale.- Mirror, now redirects to a movie: gaynigge.rs/members/
- web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
- web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure/
- Version from the GNAUK, the function spawning popups in this version is a basic window opener called "spawncreate": web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net/
- Another GNAUK Last Measure mirror: web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test/
- web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80/
- web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
- web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
- web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure/
- web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
- web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/[anything].tripod.com/
- web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
- oocities.org/gniger972/
- output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
- web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html
- web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
- [anything].bioghost.com
- [anything].loldongs.eu
- [anything].zoy.org
- web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com/
- Anything.on.nimp.org
- kollaminhund.2u.se/
- web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com/
- web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry/
- web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot/
- anything.rickrolling.com
- archive.is/3lfe8
- web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80/
- Flashing Lights variant, no shocking content.: web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
Mirrors
NOTE: Most of these hidden links / referrers are blocked due to the robots.txt file some very infamous Last Measure variants contain, or due to some external sites not working on Web Archive.
- web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms/
- web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms/
- web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl/
- korven.sajt.org/
- beam.to/manifest
- awesomesmiley.tk/
- web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms/
- web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru/
- web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms/
- web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc/
- web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se/
- web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no/
- web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr/
- web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org/
YouTube video
NOTE: The Goatse image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
- youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
Source code
- Archived source code from the above website, courtesy of TabbyGarf: pastebin.com/Q1hc8VLz
- Backed up, just in case: Backed up
Showcase Video
- video.screamer.wiki/videos/watch/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb
See also
