Wilkins and Wontkins Commercials But Every Bad Thing Is Replaced With A Random Clip
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Wilkins and Wontkins Commercials But Every Bad Thing Is Replaced With A Random Clip is a screamer video made uploaded to YouTube by DiscoverGuy1999 on March 18, 2023. On July 2nd, 2023, another user, Galaxy Boi made an alternate version of the video, which had a few changes.
As the title suggests, this video consists of a few examples of short commercials produced by Jim Henson featuring the Wilkins and Wontkins characters for an array of products around the country. The ads originally made for the Wilkins' Coffee Company in the Washington area have been reshot to sell everything from gasoline to loaves of bread. In this video, whenever a mishap occurs, a random video clip will replace part of the commercials.
The commercials
First commercial
Wilkins breaks the fourth wall by informing his viewers that he filled the whole swimming pool with Faygo Strawberry. Wontkins falls down, however, just before he lands in the Faygo, it cuts to a short clip from the Noodle and Doodle intro. Wontkins then cries for help, but Wilkins didn't care, annd instead stated he had told him that Wontkins would end up drinking said soda.
Second commercial
Merita will be the first bread on the moon!, ..or so we thought. Just before the rocket is about to explode, it cuts to a short clip from a Plotagon video, where Scott says "Looks like you've got-". Ah well, it's still the best bread on Earth.
Third commercial
Wontkins is seen in a snowstorm. He asks for a cup of coffee, any old coffee. Wilkins sends him back to the snowstorm, however, just after he opens the door, the harlequin baby from Puzzle Room - Kirby: Planet Robobot pops up while its music plays in the background. Then it returns to the end of the commercial and the product. In Galaxy Boi’s version, the baby is replaced by Napalm Man from Mega Man 5 shooting the camera.
Fourth commercial
Wilkins asks Wontkins if he wants Red Diamond Coffee with his pie, and Wontkins refuses and just wants the pie. Just before Wilkins splats the pie on Wontkins, Naily from Battle for B.F.B. nails the floor with a tack sound. Then it returns to the end of the commercial and the product.
Fifth commercial
Wontkins is seen walking in a railroad. Wilkins then abruptly comes in and says a trainload of La Touraine Coffee is approaching. Wontkins quickly asks Wilkins why he wants a whole trainload of La Touraine before getting ran over with a trainload. However, before the train appears, it cuts to a Klasky Csupo error video while the audio says LEAVE ME TO THE LAND!. Then Wilkins answers by saying he likes La Touraine. The audio of the Klasky Csupo error video is more silent in Galaxy Boi’s version.
Sixth commercial
Wilkins asks Wontkins is he checked this week's jackpot winners list at Sohio. He asks if it's hard to do, but just before Wilkins splats Wontkins with a pie, a clip of the shapes from Mister Maker appearing pops up before Wilkins says it's "Easy as pie!"
Seventh commercial
As Wilkins states you can get 15 giant sandwiches from each Taystee Giant loaf, Wontkins is confused and asks where is he gonna get 15 giants, but just before someone's legs start walking up to Wontkins, a clip of an Up To Faster Parison pops up, making an extremely loud sound. Little does Wontkins know Wilkins has friends. The up to faster parison is slightly more silent in Galaxy Boi’s version.
Eighth commercial
Wilkins asks Wontkins is he wants Community Coffee before jumping. He says no, and Wilkins moves the bucket while acknowledging that you miss a lot when you don't drink Community Coffee, and just before Wontkins touches the ground, a clip of a fanmade Numberblocks character Thirty-Eight jumps up while the compound voices are heard in the background.
Ninth commercial
Wilkins has Dugan's Bread, and cheap bread. Wontkins asks for the cheap bread, revealing that it's for the birds. But just before the birds start cheeping, the Enderman from the uploader's K-fee Beach commercial Minecraft Remake pops up and screams at the camera. It then return to Wilkins acknowledging that the cheap bread is for the birds and the product pops up. The screamer is more silent in Galaxy Boi’s version.
Tenth commercial
Things seem to happen to people who don't like Taystee Bread; one of those being eaten by a monster. Just before Wontkins gets eaten by the monster, a clip from the Disney DVD logo pops up before returning to the end of the commercial and the product.
Eleventh commercial
Wontkins rumors that he found the best coffee, but when Wilkins is about to close the curtains, a clip from SuperMarioLogan (SML) pops up with a ball breaking a glass table. Wilkins then says he thinks Wontkins was gonna say Wilkins was the best, but he couldn't wait for him to stop talking. This clip is more silent in Galaxy Boi’s version. Both videos end with white text reading "Visit www.henson.com".
Link
NOTE: The following video contains multiple screamers and graphic content!
- youtube.com/watch?v=K7lSrg1zFx0
- Galaxy Boi's version: youtube.com/watch?v=xAWYBZh_JDQ
- Permalink: web.archive.org/web/20240429000209/files.catbox.moe/naol3b.mp4
- Permalink (Galaxy Boi's version): web.archive.org/web/20240429011712/files.catbox.moe/ixemeg.mp4
