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'''Offended''' is a [[shock site|shock web page]] located on the website [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''. '' | '''Offended''' is a [[shock site|shock web page]] located on the website [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''. '' | ||
'''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''' is a parody of Wikipedia, containing much more offensive/vulgar content. | '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''' is a parody of Wikipedia, containing much more offensive/vulgar content. Especially offensive pages include a box displaying a gif of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_question <abbr title="Which is ironic, since Wikipedia is not run by Jews">(((Wikipedia)))</abbr>]<!-- I understand that the (((echo))) is a neonazi symbol, so this should be the only place on the entire wiki it is used.-->, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_of_David the star of david], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan the blood drop cross], and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazism swastika] along with the text: "'''Offended?''' If you have been offended by "(article name)", please click here and scroll slowly down to the bottom of the page." It links to this page, the purpose of which is to offend/gross out the viewer as much as possible. | ||
There's an alternative box saying " | There's an alternative box, saying "If you believe (article name) violates Federal Law then please click here to report it immediately. ''The FBI have offices around the world and can be contacted around the clock, every day of the year.''" In 2018, there was a new web page called [[Reporting Un-Islamic Content]], which shows a montage of some Islam-related photos.[[File:Offendedbox.png|thumb|300x300px]][[File:BoxAlternative.png|thumb|300x300px]] | ||
The article starts with a montage of five images of the ''Limecat'' meme, a baby rabbit, a chick, a dog, and finally, a deer and a rabbit. After the last image, it starts showing a very long montage of gruesome images involving pornography, dead people, gore, mutilation, diseases, unborn babies, cannibalism, trypophobia and so on | The article starts with a montage of five images of the ''Limecat'' meme, a baby rabbit, a chick, a dog, and finally, a deer and a rabbit. After the last image, it starts showing a very long montage of gruesome images involving pornography, dead people, gore, mutilation, diseases, unborn babies, cannibalism, trypophobia and so on. The site also includes various disgusting fan-made images of various popular franchises such as ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokémon Pokémon]'', such as one with a rammed Pikachu on it. | ||
As Encyclopedia Dramatica has been offline since January 15, 2020, the original page isn't currently available. However, it has been captured numerous times in the Wayback Machine, from where it can be easily accessed. | |||
=== Images Featured === | === Images Featured === | ||
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* An image of a exploding man's face. | * An image of a exploding man's face. | ||
* An image of a cat with no face. | * An image of a cat with no face. | ||
* | * A photoshopped image of an eye with lamprey disease. | ||
* The [[Goatse]] image. | * The [[Goatse]] image. | ||
* The [[Tubgirl]] image. | * The [[Tubgirl]] image. | ||
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* An image of a fat woman cosplaying as Wonder Woman. | * An image of a fat woman cosplaying as Wonder Woman. | ||
* An image of a prolapsed vagina. | * An image of a prolapsed vagina. | ||
* A GIF of a head shoved | * A GIF of a head shoved into a vagina. | ||
* A GIF of a blood-covered dog (one of the scenes from a [[Running the Gauntlet]] video) | * A GIF of a blood-covered dog (one of the scenes from a [[Running the Gauntlet]] video) | ||
* An image of a man with rectal prolapse. | * An image of a man with rectal prolapse. | ||
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* John F. Kennedy's corpse. | * John F. Kennedy's corpse. | ||
* A severed head in a field. | * A severed head in a field. | ||
* An image of a vampire woman slitting herself with a knife | * An image of a vampire woman slitting herself with a knife (an image used on the EvilStick bootleg). | ||
* A woman crushing a kitten's head with her foot. | * A woman crushing a kitten's head with her foot. | ||
* A man getting ripped. | * A man getting ripped. | ||
* A painting of Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya. | * A painting of Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya. | ||
* | * An open wide mouth with teeth. | ||
* A viral video GIF of a man exploding sperm whale carcasses. | * A viral video GIF of a man exploding sperm whale carcasses. | ||
* | * An image of Ali Shallal al-Qaisi. | ||
* | * An image of a skinned skunk. | ||
* A GIF of cow slaughter. | * A GIF of cow slaughter. | ||
* | * An image of Bob Crane. | ||
After scrolling down, it shows a cartoon image of a couple looking back at a disturbed man saying "''he's offended as fuck''". At the end of the page, a certificate is shown, saying "''You are now eligible to live and work in the United States of America''". In 2009, at the end of the page it showed "''AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!''" in rainbow text colors. Earlier in 2010, there was a picture of the Shocked Patrick meme from ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Movie The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]'' and rainbow text reading "''LULZ''". In 2011, at the end of the page, a picture of U.S president Barack Obama was shown. In 2018 and 2019, former US president George W. Bush, Israeli general and politician Ariel Sharon and the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQK9gg4mNIQ Offended Song] were added. | After scrolling down, it shows a cartoon image of a couple looking back at a disturbed man saying "''he's offended as fuck''". At the end of the page, a certificate is shown, saying "''You are now eligible to live and work in the United States of America''". In 2009, at the end of the page it showed "''AIN'T THAT SOMETHING???!''" in rainbow text colors. Earlier in 2010, there was a picture of the Shocked Patrick meme from ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Movie The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]'' and rainbow text reading "''LULZ''". In 2011, at the end of the page, a picture of U.S president Barack Obama was shown. In 2018 and 2019, former US president George W. Bush, Israeli general and politician Ariel Sharon and the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQK9gg4mNIQ Offended Song] were added. | ||
At the bottom of the page, there's also a link to an external website, which will | At the bottom of the page, there's also a link to an external website, which can (or will) lead to a mirror of the [[Last Measure]] shock site, which has pornographic content and is guaranteed to harm computers. From 2011 onwards, the page redirects to a Google website. | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
===Before Shocking Content=== | === Before Shocking Content === | ||
= | The page is headlined by this text, after which the initial safe images appear: | ||
<font size="5">"'''THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.''' Were you ''offended'' by what you just saw? Please scroll '''SLOWLY''' to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)"</font> | |||
<gallery captiontextcolor="#ffffff" bordercolor="#E87057" bordersize="small" captionsize="large" captionalign="center" widths="310" position="center" spacing="small" columns="1"> | <gallery captiontextcolor="#ffffff" bordercolor="#E87057" bordersize="small" captionsize="large" captionalign="center" widths="310" position="center" spacing="small" columns="1"> | ||
Watermelon-hat-cat.jpg|Limecat. | Watermelon-hat-cat.jpg|Limecat. | ||
hosokawa.jpg|A Photo of Japanese child actress ほそかわあい Hosokawa Ai.<ref>https://baike.baidu.com/item/%E7%BB%86%E5%B7%9D%E8%93%9D/227072 | hosokawa.jpg|A Photo of Japanese child actress ほそかわあい Hosokawa Ai.<ref>https://baike.baidu.com/item/%E7%BB%86%E5%B7%9D%E8%93%9D/227072 - In Chinese</ref><br>No longer shown. | ||
67042633_kitten.jpg|Kitten. | 67042633_kitten.jpg|Kitten. | ||
Kitten1.jpg|Kitten 2. | Kitten1.jpg|Kitten 2. | ||
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=== After Shocking Content === | === After Shocking Content === | ||
The gruesome article ends with images of various politics, memes, the certificate, and "AINT THAT SOMETHING???!" in each of the 7 rainbow colors. | |||
<gallery widths="200" position="center" captiontextcolor="#ffffff" captionalign="center" captionsize="small" spacing="small"> | <gallery widths="200" position="center" captiontextcolor="#ffffff" captionalign="center" captionsize="small" spacing="small"> | ||
Most Offensive Picture Ever.png|Susan Wojcicki. | Most Offensive Picture Ever.png|Susan Wojcicki. | ||
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President-obama.jpg|Barack Obama. | President-obama.jpg|Barack Obama. | ||
OffendedMad.jpg|U MAD BRO? | OffendedMad.jpg|U MAD BRO? | ||
Eligible.gif|Congratulations! You are eligible to live and work in the United States of America | Eligible.gif|Congratulations! You are eligible to live and work in the United States of America.</gallery> | ||
</gallery> | |||
{{EDRainbow|AINT THAT SOMETHING???!}} | {{EDRainbow|AINT THAT SOMETHING???!}} | ||
[[File:OffendedLastMeasure.PNG|thumb|300x300px|centre|Offended?]] | [[File:OffendedLastMeasure.PNG|thumb|300x300px|centre|Offended?]] | ||
The Offended song by Micfri, here's a safe place for you. Click this link for relaxing music.<br/> | |||
[[File:Offended.ogg]] | [[File:Offended.ogg]] | ||
== Links == | == Links == | ||
<references /> | <references /> | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following [[shock site]] contains extremely graphic images! | <u>NOTE</u>: The following [[shock site]] contains <b>extremely graphic images</b>! | ||
* encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended | * encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20200112051916/encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended - Jan 12, 2020 capture of the page | |||
<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following website could potentially harm your computer!</font> | <font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following website could potentially harm your computer!</font> | ||
* '''Mirror''': offended.feenode.net/?u=offended<!-- Languages --> | * '''Mirror''': offended.feenode.net/?u=offended<!-- Languages --> | ||
