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== '''Early Liquid Generation E-Card Sabotages''' ==
[[File:CardCare.png|thumb|220x220px|"Card Care" Loading Screen.]]
[[File:CardCare.png|thumb|220x220px|"Card Care" Loading Screen.]]
In 2002, [[Liquid Generation]] released a series of [[:Category:Liquid Generation|''Sabotage'']] pranks with a similar theme, which usually came in the form of fake e-cards. They were presented in Windows 98/ME style windows, in order to trick people who received these pranks by email into believing that those are standalone applications.
In 2002, [[Liquid Generation]] released a series of [[:Category:Liquid Generation|''Sabotage'']] pranks with a similar theme, which usually came in the form of fake e-cards. They were presented in Windows 98/ME style windows, in order to trick people who received these pranks by email into believing that those are standalone applications.
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=== '''Happy White Seal says "I Love You"''' ===
=== '''Happy White Seal says "I Love You"''' ===
[[File:Seal.png|thumb|220x220px]]
[[File:Seal.png|thumb|220x220px]]
The prank's fake title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. It shows an adorable white cartoon seal sitting in an arctic region with animated hearts around it, which says: “Wow, someone must love you really, really a whole lot to send you such a lovely card. I love you so much, from a very special friend.”
The prank's fake title bar says: “''Somebody loves you!''”. It shows an adorable white cartoon seal sitting in an arctic region with animated hearts around it, which says: “Wow, someone must love you really, really a whole lot to send you such a lovely card. I love you so much, from a very special friend.”


Then suddenly, a flashing black and white screen appears, while a voice shouts out “ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL! ALL THE TIME!”, which is displayed on the screen in big red letters.
Then suddenly, a flashing black and white screen appears, while a voice shouts out: “''ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL! ALL THE TIME!''”, which is displayed on the screen in big red letters.


=== '''Monkey Love''' ===
=== '''Monkey Love''' ===
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Like in the previous prank, the title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. This time, a blue cartoon monkey next to a couple of palm trees near a beach at sunset talks to the viewer, and says: “Somebody sent you this card, 'cause they're real, real interested in getting you some monkey love. If monkey lovin's what you want, then this is what you're gonna get...”
Like in the previous prank, the title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. This time, a blue cartoon monkey next to a couple of palm trees near a beach at sunset talks to the viewer, and says: “Somebody sent you this card, 'cause they're real, real interested in getting you some monkey love. If monkey lovin's what you want, then this is what you're gonna get...”


Now a red and yellow screen screen pops up with a voice shouting “CHICKSWITHDICKS.COM! HALF CHICK, HALF DICK! ALL THE TIME!”, which is yet again displayed on the screen in black letters.
Now a red and yellow screen screen pops up with a voice shouting: “''CHICKSWITHDICKS.COM! HALF CHICK, HALF DICK! ALL THE TIME!''” which is yet again displayed on the screen in black letters.


=== '''Personality Test''' ===
=== '''Personality Test''' ===
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The questions and their respective comments by the host are:
The questions and their respective comments by the host are:
 
# Hey there! What's your name?
1. Hey there! What's your name?
- Oh, that name's so you.
- Oh, that name's so you.
 
# Now tell me your age.
2. Now tell me your age.
- That's a good, ripe age.
- That's a good, ripe age.
 
# What's your favorite color?
3. What's your favorite color?
- Huh... I thought you would have chosen Mauve or Navajo White.
- Huh... I thought you would have chosen Mauve or Navajo White.
 
# Do you wipe from in front or behind?
4. Do you wipe from in front or behind?
- Really?! That's not what my mom taught me!
- Really?! That's not what my mom taught me!
 
# When's the last time you boinked?
5. When's the last time you boinked?
- ...you loser.
- ...you loser.
 
# Who is your favorite celebrity?
6. Who is your favorite celebrity?
- Did you know that they are a drugged addicted media whore with a kinky sex life? I'm serious.
- Did you know that they are a drugged addicted media whore with a kinky sex life? I'm serious.
 
# What's your favorite food?
7. What's your favorite food?
- Ok. That would explain how fat your ass has become this year.
- Ok. That would explain how fat your ass has become this year.
 
# Religiously speaking, who do you believe in?
8. Religiously speaking, who do you believe in?
- Really? I believe in The Beatles because they're bigger than Jesus. I also have this really big soft spot for Ringo.
- Really? I believe in The Beatles because they're bigger than Jesus. I also have this really big soft spot for Ringo.
 
# Add these numbers together: 2+2+5+69+4+2+100:
9. Add these numbers together: 2+2+5+69+4+2+100:
- Good. I think you can move on to Advanced Retarded Kid Math.
- Good. I think you can move on to Advanced Retarded Kid Math.
 
# How do you think you did on this test?
10. How do you think you did on this test?
- From the looks of it, I'm not sure what you're going to think of your results. Let's tally the scores...
- From the looks of it, I'm not sure what you're going to think of your results. Let's tally the scores...
The flash then pretends to calculate the results, leading to a slowly flashing screen with the player's chosen name on top and the text “YOUR PERSONALITY SUCKS!” in red letters, which is said out loudly by the narrator.
The flash then pretends to calculate the results, leading to a slowly flashing screen with the player's chosen name on top and the text “YOUR PERSONALITY SUCKS!” in red letters, which is said out loudly by the narrator.


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Then a human cartoon butt with several pimples suddenly appears with a prolonged fart sound.
Then a human cartoon butt with several pimples suddenly appears with a prolonged fart sound.


==Showcase==
=== '''Desktop settings''' ===
[[File:Desktop sabotage desktop settings.PNG|thumb|220x220px]]
The prank starts with a pop up message, each clicks that received a message when resetting the desktop settings. then clicking a huge surprise, the Desktop changes a pornographic palace discotheque which hear girls moaning.
 
== Links ==
<u>NOTE</u>: The following animations contain inappropriate or startling content.
* '''007 Loves The Ladies''':
* '''Computer Virus''':
* '''White Seal''': albinoblacksheep.com/flash/seal
* '''Monkey Love''':
* '''Personality Test''':
* '''Secret Agent Man''': web.archive.org/web/20151114081723oe_/liquidgeneration.com/media/horse_sabotage.swf
* '''Secret Message''':
* '''You Are Being Hypnotized''':
 
*
 
=== '''Showcase videos''' ===
* '''Secret Agent Man''': bitchute.com/video/okNorGRJv3CE/
* '''Secret Agent Man''': bitchute.com/video/okNorGRJv3CE/
[[Category:Animations]]
[[Category:Animations]]
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[[Category:Pornography]]
[[Category:Pornography]]
[[Category:Screamers with songs]]
[[Category:Screamers with songs]]
[[Category:Hypnosis Screamers]]

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