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==Behavior== | ==Behavior== | ||
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background | Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background, and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!". | ||
The text "GNAA > j00<ref>The spelling for "you" in [[wikipedia:Leet|leetspeak]].</ref> fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title. | The text "GNAA > j00<ref>The spelling for "you" in [[wikipedia:Leet|leetspeak]].</ref> fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title. | ||
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The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network. | The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network. | ||
Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/<nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref>encyclopediadramatica. | Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/<nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref>encyclopediadramatica.top/Last_Measure#Last_Measure_Unified_X</ref> | ||
==Last Measure Live== | ==Last Measure Live== | ||
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** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref> | ** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref> | ||
* The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data. | * The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data. | ||
* There was a virus that affected Garry's Mod named the "G-Man Virus", which would jumpscare the player with a texture of G-Man's face before opening nimp.org, with the jews.wmv file supposedly being gay pornography<ref>https://steamcommunity.com/app/4000/discussions/1/648816742798726113</ref><ref>youtube.com/watch?v=nxlnWMoapO8</ref>. However, this is currently unconfirmed as no proof of it exists. | |||
* An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways: | * An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways: | ||
** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata. | ** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata. | ||
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** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function. | ** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function. | ||
*The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" /> | *The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" /> | ||
*According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref>encyclopediadramatica. | *According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref>encyclopediadramatica.top/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure</ref> | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
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**web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org | **web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org | ||
**web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/ | **web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/ | ||
* <nowiki>*</nowiki>.bioghost.com | * <nowiki>*</nowiki>.bioghost.com | ||
** web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com | ** web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com | ||
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**web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu | **web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu | ||
**web.archive.org/web/20141228080618/offended.wikipaste.eu | **web.archive.org/web/20141228080618/offended.wikipaste.eu | ||
* web.archive.org/web/ | * web.archive.org/web/20110208131027/sarahpaiin.com | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20040528113415/miller.axisproductions.com:80/LOL/lastmeasure/christmas.php | * web.archive.org/web/20040528113415/miller.axisproductions.com:80/LOL/lastmeasure/christmas.php | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/peoplesprimary.com | * web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/peoplesprimary.com | ||
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** web.archive.org/web/20200318132008/halflife2.zoy.org/ | ** web.archive.org/web/20200318132008/halflife2.zoy.org/ | ||
** web.archive.org/web/20200206120603/lastmeasure.zoy.org/ | ** web.archive.org/web/20200206120603/lastmeasure.zoy.org/ | ||
** web.archive.org/web/20200429062153/doom3.zoy.org | ** web.archive.org/web/20200429062153/doom3.zoy.org | ||
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050202103734/rucas.info</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20050202103734/rucas.info</s> | ||
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050203212408/catheadlabs.info</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20050203212408/catheadlabs.info</s> | ||
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* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050208073619/phonelosers.info</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20050208073619/phonelosers.info</s> | ||
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/lunixsucks.org/</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/lunixsucks.org/</s> | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20110128150100/mediapiayer.com | |||
* web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80 | * web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80 | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80 | * web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80 | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz | * web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103520/ipademu.com | |||
* web.archive.org/web/20110128075138/troiiing.com | |||
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103413/ipad-crack.com | |||
* web.archive.org/web/20110203000008/moviepiayer.com | |||
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/lol.rofflecopter.org/</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/lol.rofflecopter.org/</s> | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt | * web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt | ||
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*<s>web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest</s> | *<s>web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest</s> | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20100131121242/lm.loldongs.eu | *web.archive.org/web/20100131121242/lm.loldongs.eu | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20110128085827/nimpblock.com | |||
*<s>videos.tittybang.org</s> | *<s>videos.tittybang.org</s> | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com | *web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com | ||
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<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so <font color="red">watch it at your own risk</font>. | <u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so <font color="red">watch it at your own risk</font>. | ||
* youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI | * youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI | ||
* '''Permalink''': web.archive.org/web/20240508191741/litter.catbox.moe/p1egfv.mp4 | |||
===Showcase video=== | ===Showcase video=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following video contains <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | <u>NOTE</u>: The following video contains <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | ||
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4 | *files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4 | ||
===Further Reading=== | ===Further Reading=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following links contain <font color="red">graphic content</font>! | <u>NOTE</u>: The following links contain <font color="red">graphic content</font>! | ||
*'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' encyclopediadramatica. | *'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' encyclopediadramatica.top/Last_Measure | ||
*'''Shock site on BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].) | *'''Shock site on BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].) | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
