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==Behavior== | ==Behavior== | ||
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background | Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background, and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!". | ||
The text "GNAA > j00<ref>The spelling for "you" in [[wikipedia:Leet|leetspeak]].</ref> fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title. | The text "GNAA > j00<ref>The spelling for "you" in [[wikipedia:Leet|leetspeak]].</ref> fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title. | ||
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The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,<ref>Image not archived.</ref> gratin.jpg,<ref>An image of feces in a dish.</ref> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin4.jpg]], kiss.jpg,<ref>A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.</ref> lunch.jpg,<ref>An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from [[The Mac User|themacuser.org]].</ref> and smile.jpg.<ref>Image not archived.</ref> The index.php file references several more images sourced from [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia_Commons|Wikimedia Commons]]: SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg,<ref>An image of a vulva afflicted by ''condylomata acuminata'', commonly known as genital warts.</ref> Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,<ref>An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange.</ref> Sodomie.jpg,<ref> An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus.</ref> Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,<ref> A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.</ref> Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,<ref>An image of a young girl with smallpox.</ref> JJ_AND_TJ.jpg,<ref> An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.</ref> Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,<ref>An image of breast reconstruction surgery.</ref> Scat-01.jpg,<ref>The same image as gratin.jpg.</ref> and Anal3.jpg.<ref>An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.</ref> | The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,<ref>Image not archived.</ref> gratin.jpg,<ref>An image of feces in a dish.</ref> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin4.jpg]], kiss.jpg,<ref>A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.</ref> lunch.jpg,<ref>An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from [[The Mac User|themacuser.org]].</ref> and smile.jpg.<ref>Image not archived.</ref> The index.php file references several more images sourced from [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia_Commons|Wikimedia Commons]]: SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg,<ref>An image of a vulva afflicted by ''condylomata acuminata'', commonly known as genital warts.</ref> Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,<ref>An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange.</ref> Sodomie.jpg,<ref> An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus.</ref> Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,<ref> A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.</ref> Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,<ref>An image of a young girl with smallpox.</ref> JJ_AND_TJ.jpg,<ref> An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.</ref> Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,<ref>An image of breast reconstruction surgery.</ref> Scat-01.jpg,<ref>The same image as gratin.jpg.</ref> and Anal3.jpg.<ref>An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.</ref> | ||
Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with the following text in first-level header tags: "Sorry, the [website URL] website has been removed due to a complaint. Instead, you can learn more about tobacco-induced cancer on Google Images by clicking here. Please quit smoking." The last two sentences are hyperlinked to a [[wikipedia:Google_Images|Google Images]] search for "tobacco | Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with the following text in first-level header tags: "Sorry, the [website URL] website has been removed due to a complaint. Instead, you can learn more about tobacco-induced cancer on Google Images by clicking here. Please quit smoking." The last two sentences are hyperlinked to a [[wikipedia:Google_Images|Google Images]] search for "tobacco cancr". | ||
== Hoaxes == | |||
There are many hoax versions about Last Measure, such as a [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant and HTML5 version. The [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant would supposedly "contain all images from the [[Offended]] page" and "install actual malware in a version of the [[wikipedia:MEMZ|MEMZ]] virus with shock images"<ref>https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Glory_Hole_Foundation_Last_Measure_Edition</ref>, while the HTML5 version will "abuse JavaScript making it very hard to leave the website once you visit it, making it impossible to even shut down the computer or use task manager to kill the said web browser" with the tags on the page being "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure Lastmeasurehtml5 last measure html5 last-measure-html5 feminism feminist lgbt lgbtq lgbtqia transgender trans nonbinary non-binary stevenuniverse steven universe steven-universe homestuck" as an attempt to get it under Google to fool [[wikipedia:Tumblr|Tumblr]] users<ref>https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure_HTML5_beta</ref>. | |||
== Soft Measure == | == Soft Measure == | ||
[[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.|250x250px]] | [[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.|250x250px]] | ||
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** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref> | ** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref> | ||
* The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data. | * The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data. | ||
* There was a virus that affected Garry's Mod named the "G-Man Virus", which would jumpscare the player with a texture of G-Man's face before opening nimp.org, with the jews.wmv file supposedly being gay pornography<ref>https://steamcommunity.com/app/4000/discussions/1/648816742798726113</ref><ref>youtube.com/watch?v=nxlnWMoapO8</ref>. However, this is currently unconfirmed as no proof of it exists. | |||
* An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways: | * An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways: | ||
** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata. | ** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata. | ||
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**web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org | **web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org | ||
**web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/ | **web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/ | ||
* <nowiki>*</nowiki>.bioghost.com | * <nowiki>*</nowiki>.bioghost.com | ||
** web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com | ** web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com | ||
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**web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu | **web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu | ||
**web.archive.org/web/20141228080618/offended.wikipaste.eu | **web.archive.org/web/20141228080618/offended.wikipaste.eu | ||
* web.archive.org/web/ | * web.archive.org/web/20110208131027/sarahpaiin.com | ||
* web.archive.org/web/ | * web.archive.org/web/20040528113415/miller.axisproductions.com:80/LOL/lastmeasure/christmas.php | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/peoplesprimary.com | * web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/peoplesprimary.com | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure | * web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure | ||
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org</s> | ||
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** web.archive.org/web/20200318132008/halflife2.zoy.org/ | ** web.archive.org/web/20200318132008/halflife2.zoy.org/ | ||
** web.archive.org/web/20200206120603/lastmeasure.zoy.org/ | ** web.archive.org/web/20200206120603/lastmeasure.zoy.org/ | ||
** web.archive.org/web/20200429062153/doom3.zoy.org | ** web.archive.org/web/20200429062153/doom3.zoy.org | ||
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050202103734/rucas.info</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20050202103734/rucas.info</s> | ||
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050203212408/catheadlabs.info</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20050203212408/catheadlabs.info</s> | ||
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* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050208073619/phonelosers.info</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20050208073619/phonelosers.info</s> | ||
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/lunixsucks.org/</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/lunixsucks.org/</s> | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20110128150100/mediapiayer.com | |||
* web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80 | * web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80 | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80 | * web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80 | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz | * web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103520/ipademu.com | |||
* web.archive.org/web/20110128075138/troiiing.com | |||
* web.archive.org/web/20110202103413/ipad-crack.com | |||
* web.archive.org/web/20110203000008/moviepiayer.com | |||
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/lol.rofflecopter.org/</s> | * <s>web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/lol.rofflecopter.org/</s> | ||
* web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt | * web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt | ||
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*<s>web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest</s> | *<s>web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest</s> | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20100131121242/lm.loldongs.eu | *web.archive.org/web/20100131121242/lm.loldongs.eu | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20110128085827/nimpblock.com | |||
*<s>videos.tittybang.org</s> | *<s>videos.tittybang.org</s> | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com | *web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com | ||
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===Last Measure Operating System=== | ===Last Measure Operating System=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following download contains <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | <u>NOTE</u>: The following download contains <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | ||
*sam.zoy.org/lmos/ | *sam.zoy.org/lmos | ||
*archive.org/details/lmos-0.1.0 | |||
===Source code=== | ===Source code=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following downloads contain <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | <u>NOTE</u>: The following downloads contain <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | ||
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<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so <font color="red">watch it at your own risk</font>. | <u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so <font color="red">watch it at your own risk</font>. | ||
* youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI | * youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI | ||
* '''Permalink''': web.archive.org/web/20240508191741/litter.catbox.moe/p1egfv.mp4 | |||
===Showcase video=== | ===Showcase video=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following video contains <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | <u>NOTE</u>: The following video contains <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | ||
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4 | *files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4 | ||
===Further Reading=== | ===Further Reading=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following links contain <font color="red">graphic content</font>! | <u>NOTE</u>: The following links contain <font color="red">graphic content</font>! | ||
