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== History == | == History == | ||
An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird | An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AIM) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref> | ||
The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" /> | The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which inundated an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" /> | ||
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*Clipboard: The content of the [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]]. | *Clipboard: The content of the [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]]. | ||
== Last Measure Unified X== | ==Last Measure Unified X== | ||
Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: <pre> | Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: <pre> | ||
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas. | LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas. | ||
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Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/<nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> | Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/<nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> | ||
==Last Measure Live | ==Last Measure Live== | ||
Last Measure Live | Last Measure Live is the current version of Last Measure. Its code is nearly identical to Unified X, except for a few changes. | ||
[[File:Nimp.org screenshot.jpg|thumb|Last Measure Live! attempting to access alt.flame.faggots, but failing due to insufficient memory.]] | [[File:Nimp.org screenshot.jpg|thumb|Last Measure Live! attempting to access alt.flame.faggots, but failing due to insufficient memory.]] | ||
The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,<ref>Image not archived.</ref> gratin.jpg,<ref>An image of feces in a dish.</ref> kiss.jpg,<ref>A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.</ref> lunch.jpg,<ref>An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from [[The Mac User|themacuser.org]].</ref> and smile.jpg.<ref>Image not archived.</ref> The index.php file references several more images sourced from [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia_Commons|Wikimedia Commons]]: Anal3.jpg,<ref>An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.</ref> Scat-01.jpg,<ref>The same image as gratin.jpg.</ref> Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,<ref>An image of breast reconstruction surgery.</ref> JJ_AND_TJ.jpg,<ref> An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.</ref> Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,<ref>An image of a young girl with smallpox.</ref> Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,<ref> A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.</ref> Sodomie.jpg,<ref> An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus.</ref> Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,<ref>An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange.</ref> and SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg.<ref>An image of a vulva afflicted by ''condylomata acuminata'', commonly known as genital warts.</ref> | The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,<ref>Image not archived.</ref> gratin.jpg,<ref>An image of feces in a dish.</ref> kiss.jpg,<ref>A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.</ref> lunch.jpg,<ref>An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from [[The Mac User|themacuser.org]].</ref> and smile.jpg.<ref>Image not archived.</ref> The index.php file references several more images sourced from [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia_Commons|Wikimedia Commons]]: Anal3.jpg,<ref>An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.</ref> Scat-01.jpg,<ref>The same image as gratin.jpg.</ref> Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,<ref>An image of breast reconstruction surgery.</ref> JJ_AND_TJ.jpg,<ref> An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.</ref> Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,<ref>An image of a young girl with smallpox.</ref> Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,<ref> A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.</ref> Sodomie.jpg,<ref> An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus.</ref> Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,<ref>An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange.</ref> and SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg.<ref>An image of a vulva afflicted by ''condylomata acuminata'', commonly known as genital warts.</ref> | ||
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Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]] and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage. | Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]] and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage. | ||
==Last Measure Operating System== | ==Last Measure Operating System== | ||
Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of the GNAA division [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive. | |||
The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight]], and [[Lemonparty|Lemon Party]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample. | The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight]], and [[Lemonparty|Lemon Party]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.<ref>github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js</ref> | *Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.<ref>github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js</ref> | ||
*Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors. | * Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors. | ||
*The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displayed bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[[wikipedia:Axel_F|Axel F]]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''<ref>"<nowiki>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php</nowiki> - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. '''WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures."''' ([https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site BJAODN])</ref> The animation was also known as E-SHROOMS on teamdead.net. | |||
*The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displayed bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[[wikipedia:Axel_F|Axel F]]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''<ref>"<nowiki>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php</nowiki> - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. '''WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures."''' ([https://bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site BJAODN])</ref> The animation was also known as E-SHROOMS on teamdead.net. | |||
* The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/<nowiki>http://nero-online.org/</nowiki></ref> | * The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/<nowiki>http://nero-online.org/</nowiki></ref> | ||
* Several Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Wildcard_DNS_record|wildcard domains]]. | * Several Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Wildcard_DNS_record|wildcard domains]]. | ||
** The full list of wildcard domains was: *on.nimp.org, *on.zoy.org, *.roflol.fr, *.ipademu.com, *.ipad-crack.com, *.4chanmirror.com, *.animeforums.eu, *.animetorrents.me, *.moviepiayer.com, *.ircpaste.me, *.troiiing.com, *.mediapiayer.com, *.antignaa.com, *.nimpblock.com, *.wikipaste.eu, *.bioghost.com, *.sarahpaiin.com, *.iinux.be, and *.feenode.net. | ** The full list of wildcard domains was: *.on.nimp.org, *.on.zoy.org, *.roflol.fr, *.ipademu.com, *.ipad-crack.com, *.4chanmirror.com, *.animeforums.eu, *.animetorrents.me, *.moviepiayer.com, *.ircpaste.me, *.troiiing.com, *.mediapiayer.com, *.antignaa.com, *.nimpblock.com, *.wikipaste.eu, *.bioghost.com, *.sarahpaiin.com, *.iinux.be, and *.feenode.net. | ||
* Many Last Measure mirrors | * Many Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Bait-and-switch|bait-and-switch]] tactics to deceive victims into visiting them. | ||
** The mirror forums.ddrparadise.eu.org was created to deceive those looking for the DDRParadise forums into visiting Last Measure. The forums were actually located at boards.ddrparadise.eu.org. | ** The mirror forums.ddrparadise.eu.org was created to deceive those looking for the DDRParadise forums into visiting Last Measure. The forums were actually located at boards.ddrparadise.eu.org. | ||
** Many wildcard mirrors, such as *.bioghost.com, utilized the upper case "i" (*.bIoghost.com) as it can easily be mistaken for a lower case "l". In the case of *.bioghost.com, the use of the upper case "i" may have deceived the victim into thinking they were accessing a [[wikipedia:Blog|blogging]] platform. | ** Many wildcard mirrors, such as *.bioghost.com, utilized the upper case "i" (*.bIoghost.com) as it can easily be mistaken for a lower case "l". In the case of *.bioghost.com, the use of the upper case "i" may have deceived the victim into thinking they were accessing a [[wikipedia:Blog|blogging]] platform. | ||
* Many mirrors act as [[wikipedia:URL_redirection#Redirect_chains|redirect chains]] to other Last Measure mirrors. | * Many mirrors act as [[wikipedia:URL_redirection#Redirect_chains|redirect chains]] to other Last Measure mirrors. | ||
* An early version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4 contained [[wikipedia:ASCII_art|ASCII art]] of Goatse and the clipboard-retrieving payload. | * An early version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4 contained [[wikipedia:ASCII_art|ASCII art]] of Goatse and the clipboard-retrieving payload. | ||
** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref> | ** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref> | ||
* The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data. | * The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data. | ||
* An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways: | * An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways: | ||
** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata. | ** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata. | ||
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** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi". | ** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi". | ||
** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function. | ** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function. | ||
* The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" /> | *Unified X introduced LMX Live Stats, which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref>encyclopediadramatica.online/Last_Measure#Last_Measure_Unified_X</ref> | ||
*The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" /> | |||
*According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref>encyclopediadramatica.online/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure</ref> | |||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
<references /> | <references /> | ||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
===Mirrors=== | |||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain <font color="red">graphic images</font> and may also <font color="red">harm your computer</font>! | |||
*'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s> | *'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s> | ||
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com | :*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com | ||
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure | *'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure | ||
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net | *'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net | ||
**web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test | **web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test | ||
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*[[internetcri.me]] | *[[internetcri.me]] | ||
=== Last Measure Operating System=== | ===Last Measure Operating System=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following download contains <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | |||
*sam.zoy.org/lmos/ | *sam.zoy.org/lmos/ | ||
===Source code=== | ===Source code=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following downloads contain <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | |||
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz | *'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz | ||
*'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz | *'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz | ||
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===Background audio=== | ===Background audio=== | ||
*archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO | *archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO | ||
===YouTube video=== | ===YouTube video=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk. | <u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so <font color="red">watch it at your own risk</font>. | ||
*youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI | *youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI | ||
===Showcase video=== | ===Showcase video=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following video contains <font color="red">graphic images</font>! | |||
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4 | *files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4 | ||
===Further Reading=== | ===Further Reading=== | ||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following links contain <font color="red">graphic content</font>! | |||
*'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' encyclopediadramatica.online/Last_Measure | *'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' encyclopediadramatica.online/Last_Measure | ||
*'''Shock site on the BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].) | *'''Shock site on the BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].) | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Wikipaste.eu]] | *[[Wikipaste.eu]] | ||
*[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites very similar in spirit and in code to Last Measure]] | *[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites very similar in spirit and in code to Last Measure]] | ||
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