Heart Face Goes to a Greek Theater: Difference between revisions

'''Heart Face Goes to a Greek Theater''' is a [[screamer]] project uploaded by KindlePop734 on April 15, 2020, on Scratch. The creator of this project made a response to the article that is seen below on a now-deleted post.

Then the pufferfish appears and says: "I don't want to hear your opinion, Mr. Duck!" instead of the usual line. However, instead of the usual screamer, we cut to an open refrigerator. The text appears, reading in order "Aren't you scared?", "There is nothing in the fridge!!!!!", "And all it has is...", "Mr. Bean the Pig!!!" On the last text, multiple copies of the pig version of Mr. Bean appear 20 times, each accompanying by the stock "Dun Dun Dunnn" sting. (the reorchestrated version of "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j7bxJWlffE Shock Horror (A)]" by Dick Walter) Each sting is played on top of each other, making it into a wall of noise. We cut to the black screen with the text "AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH you're not scared, are you?", stopping all sounds. The text then changes to "Well, I was just playing with you. This one is SURE to make you jump out of your pants with your skeleton jumping out of your skin.", "Are you ready?", and "Let's go!" before the final take.

Calvin tells Hobbes that he came up with the new invention that will somehow change the world. Hobbes wonders what it exactly does, with Calvin answering that it can transmogrify, duplicate, and time travel all at once. In order to test out his latest invention, he places WALL-E inside it, and orders Hobbes to press the button.

Hobbes then proceeds to reach his finger for the button and press it, activating the machine. Five seconds of awkward silence is followed up by the canned laughter.

Calvin asks Hobbes did he saw what happened. Hobbes answered "No." Calvin said it is because he travelled WALL-E back in time to 1 million (1 megaannus) BC. Hobbes then wonders how it is doing.

We cut to 1 million BC. Frankenstein's monster named "Urk" talks to a group of WALL-E's with elongated slug-like eye stems, saying that he thinks good and invented modern Internet humor. Urk then proceed to "da-da".

Back to the present time, Calvin asks Hobbes what he is going to do with the invention. Mr. Bean wants to try it out, but Calvin resists, because he does not know about its capacity. Regardless, Mr. Bean tries it anyway, and so Calvin proceeded to activate the invention.

Calvin soon is having a bad feeling and tries again to ask Hobbes what he is going to do with the invention, but he simply answers "No." Calvin is confused. Hobbes, again, answers "No." Calvin already knew the answer and asks Hobbes why he does not want to use the invention, but to no avail. Angered, Calvin threatens to sell him to a boy with severe "hallucinating fantasy" disorder if he does not answer rationally, because it is a serious situation. Hobbes tries to have a reason why does not want to use the invention, but he is a slow thinker. His reason is because he deems Calvin's invention to be "stupid." Calvin asks how is it "stupid," and Hobbes asks him why does he need to combine the Transmogrifier, the Duplicator and the Time Machine instead of using them individually. Calvin says it is because his machine saves energy, which is a lie, as Hobbes states that it generates 1000 watts of energy, which is ten times more that Calvin's previous inventions combined. Calvin denies it as if it is such a big deal. Hobbes says that the machine produces lots of carbon monoxide, poisoning his own room and the outside. In order for Calvin to prove that it is true, he has to look out the window.

With the look of horror on Calvin's face, he witnesses that carbon monoxide (represented by multiple copies of the pig version of Mr. Bean with the "CO" over him) outside is overabundant.

The text appears, saying that Calvin never forgot how he destroyed the world. More text appear, "What a scary story, except it actually happened! (I think)", "The moral of the story is: don't remove my projects!!!111onety-one!", "...Or this could happen to the entire ecosystem! (Totally not making this up. :^])", and ending with "By the way, thank you guys for watching. Sorry for staying away for a long time; I've been through some happy and sad times. I will make more projects soon, so you can follow me again if you've unfollowed me. So long again! Bye!".

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*'''The removal response and safe version''': scratch.mit.edu/projects/601132920/