Poochee and Pansy

Poochee and Pansy is an ARG-related web series focusing on two puppies trying to save a cat from an evil witch. The premiere episode, uploaded to YouTube in 2009, contains a screamer, and is only the kicker to what the series becomes.

First Episode: The Quest for the Midnight Crown

in the first episode, a narrator introduces our titular puppy characters and mentions that one day, Poochie has something urgent to tell Pansy. He tells her of a strange dream he had about the cat getting imprisoned by the witch. Pansy reveals she had the same dream, so Poochee concludes that, because of that, the dream must be true. They venture to Sufferdark, where they meet up with a cave. A firefly, named Freddie, appears and attempts to guide them through the cave, only to be interrupted by a screamer, which is a piercing loud scream over an image of a skull with an eye still intact. there is a link to a website can be found on a YouTube channel information. In 2020, the video was remastered, however, the screamer was unlisted.

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The video starts with a quick shot of a live-action garden. The show's title appears afterward, but with minor visual glitches appearing on the screen. An image of Binzo Tsujii then appears with loud audio distortion. Next, Poochie and Pansy appear, but with Poochee with no eyes and Pansy with no mouth. Audio from part 1 plays of Poochee saying "Hey Pansy" and then different variations of "Yeah, you're probably right", the next scene starts with a bowl of food of some sort, then moves over to some garbage. Next, then the cameraman look's at the thermostats and follows a wire, the video ends with a guy facing to the clock. the video has been taken down by YouTube for violating guidelines, the video was re-uploaded back on 2015

Third Episode: The Witch Bargain

in the Third Episode, it shows a title card flashes into a darker colored version, then it returns to a normal logo afterward, Poochie sees Pansy trapped in a cage suspended in the air above a cauldron. The Witch appears and says that the only way to save Pansy is to let her rip Poochee's eyes out of his head. Despite Pansy's protests, Poochie agrees and sheds her tear as the Witch's claws inch toward his face. Just as she reaches him, a loud, then a video of a fan appears on the screen. There's a flash of the Witch grinning before it cuts to another live-action scene of a telephone off its hook and beeping. the video ends with a mannequin crying and then shows a darker colored version of the title card in the background with a text that says "You Are Alon but you do not know it".

Fourth Episode: ぷちとパンジー。第4章。魔女の目(Witch eyes)

The fourth episode, which is the subtitled "Japanese version" (no Japanese version for the other episodes actually exists), is titled "Part 4: Witch Eyes", after several seconds, a picture of Witch with no eyes flashes for a second, after that, the scene shows of them talking in Japanese and the scene freeze, the video starts glitching out and also has a hidden text in the top left corner says "Cannot" and the bottom right corner says "HIDE", then cuts to a picture of icicle with a distorted noise are often heard in the video, the next scene cuts to a live-action of a cameraman walking into the snow and shows a text says "FIND YOU", the text slowly fades red, then the cameraman walks out and cuts to a man with a mask and a black hoodie and cuts to an icicle, the video ends with a red text saying "Everyone in your world is dead but you. only you exist".

Fifth Episode: _________

the video starts with a character from the previous video saying "YOU CAN'T HIDE" and it shows a Title Card and cuts to more disturbing imagery, then shows an episode that is blurred out and cuts to more disturbing imagery and a man with a black hoodie starts moving in an unnatural way with a loud noises plays in the video, after that, the next scene shows a kitten being rescued then it cuts to more disturbing imagery, then it shows live-action footage of a man filming a wall and with words written over it, it says "ALL DEAD", then shows footage of a man walking into a forest, then shows a Poochee talking with loud noise plays in the background and picture of pooches with red eyes and sharp teeth flashes for a second, after that, the scene cuts to a distorted picture of a woman along with a distorted scream and the video ends.

Sixth Episode: Message From the GXX%$

in the Sixth Episode, it shows a title card then it became distorted for a couple of seconds Then it shows an episode title says "Message From the Ganggadidle", the episode depicts Poochie and pansy sitting at the usual spot with a kitten, pansy said poochie eyes are normal again, then the poochie said, "this is the power of the eye" then it cuts to more disturbing imagery again with distorted noises play's in the video, after going through a bunch of disturbing imagery, it shows a text says "You Must Find it to become free" flashes for 2 seconds and the video.

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It shows a title card, then shows an episode title with distorted noises, the scene depicts a poochie and pansy and the kitten, after the kitten meows then it shows a jumpscare, the next scene cuts to 3 characters with no face with a distorted poochie voice telling the viewer "What you saw on TV is real". then a bunch of weird live-action videos, then it shows a darker colored background of the puppy hill and a text says "Davids mind traverses many parallels" and the second text appears says "His memories will help you."

A Special Announcement from Poochee and Pansy

the video starts with a dolst family intro, the video depicts poochie and pansy and the witch, The poochee said "Hi im Poochee" and pansy said "Hi im Pansy" and Poochie said "we're from Poochee and pansy were here to remind you that sometimes you see scary things on TV but remember what's on TV is what's make-believe when you go outside and look at rest of the world that's real" then the music slowly fades down and the video became slowly distorted then it shows a mannequin and cuts to a text says "You Are Alone", then it cuts to a live-action video of a cameraman looking at the window, then it cuts to a text says "Trying To Reach You" and disturbing imagery appears again then it cuts to another live-action film of a man walking alone into a hospital after the cameraman reaches the door it cuts to a text says "All Dead" in 0.1 seconds then the video ends.

Gallery

Characters from the first episode.
Third Episode
Fourth Episode
Fifth Episode
Sixth Episode
Seventh Episode
Special Announcement from Poochee and Pansy.

Links

WARNING: the following videos contain screamers and flashing lights!

youtube.com/watch?v=P4yrKDNVnJg
Second Episode: youtube.com/watch?v=n9_LlmW6WMc
Third Episode: youtube.com/watch?v=4NoAxZd3ekM
Fourth Episode: youtube.com/watch?v=MEAeFgvCEkE
Fifth Episode: youtube.com/watch?v=AbxTAyI0NB4
Sixth Episode: youtube.com/watch?v=NVv9ZFt0Mig
Seventh Episode: youtube.com/watch?v=il4DGJxZRv4
ScareTheater Analysis: youtu.be/FaCoQ25JIXs

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