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[[File:screamer-goal-aah.jpg|300px|thumb|A screamer being made!]]
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A '''screamer''' (also known as a '''thunderbolt''', '''banger''', '''rocket''', '''belter''', or '''worldie''') is an informal term used in [[wikipedia:association football|association football]] to describe a spectacular [[wikipedia:Goal (association football)|goal]], typically characterised by exceptional power, long range, and an element of audacity or technical brilliance that elicits a visceral reaction from spectators, commentators, and players alike. The term is deeply embedded in the lexicon of football culture, particularly in [[wikipedia:English football|English-speaking football communities]], and has been in widespread colloquial use since at least the 1980s. Though the word has no official definition within the [[wikipedia:Laws of the Game (association football)|Laws of the Game]], it is universally understood among fans, pundits, and players to denote a goal of extraordinary quality—one that, as the name suggests, causes those who witness it to scream in astonishment, delight, or despair.
'''Matsuyama Kyowa Hospital''', also known as '''Matsuyama Dokuhara''' is a series of [[shock sites]] launched in early 2020. The [[websites]] were created out of deep-seated resentment toward the actual medical institution of the same name. They feature a collection of graphic content, obscure messages, and targeted insults directed at the hospital’s director, Yuichiro Oka.


The screamer occupies a unique and revered position in the cultural mythology of football. While tap-ins, penalties, and deflected goals all count equally on the scoresheet, the screamer transcends mere statistical record-keeping. It is the type of goal that gets replayed thousands of times on highlight reels, the type of goal that children attempt to recreate in playgrounds and car parks for years afterwards, and the type of goal that can define an entire career in the collective memory of fans.
[[File:Its just a japanese hospital why are you reading this.png|thumb|left|150px|A photograph of the nearby Matsuyama Kyowa Hospital from [[wikipedia:Matsuyama, Japan|Matsuyama, Japan]].]]
 
''Matsuyama Kyowa Hospital'' is a medical center in [[wikipedia:Matsuyama City|Matsuyama City]], [[wikipedia:Ehime Prefecture|Ehime Prefecture]]. It is in the [[wikipedia:Tachibana|Tachibana]] area, run by a local co-op, and very close to [[wikipedia:Iyo-Tachibana Station|Iyo-Tachibana Station]] (伊予立花駅からすぐ近くにあります). The hospital has 78 beds for patients who need long-term care or help getting better. Doctors there focus on internal medicine, surgery, and bones.
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Matsuyama Kyowa Hospital, also known as Matsuyama Dokuhara is a series of shock sites launched in early 2020. The websites were created out of deep-seated resentment toward the actual medical institution of the same name. They feature a collection of graphic content, obscure messages, and targeted insults directed at the hospital’s director, Yuichiro Oka.

A photograph of the nearby Matsuyama Kyowa Hospital from Matsuyama, Japan.

Matsuyama Kyowa Hospital is a medical center in Matsuyama City, Ehime Prefecture. It is in the Tachibana area, run by a local co-op, and very close to Iyo-Tachibana Station (伊予立花駅からすぐ近くにあります). The hospital has 78 beds for patients who need long-term care or help getting better. Doctors there focus on internal medicine, surgery, and bones.

Read more about this shock site


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