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'''Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies''' are parody ads that pretend to be brand new ads for the now defunct canned drink line for K-fee.
In the summer of 2019, an American YouTuber under the name Finder Lurker had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisments for the now-defunct K-fee coffee flavored energy drink would look like. These commercials are very similar to the original advertisments the company had originally made.  


They have been uploaded by a user named Finder Lurker in the summer of 2019. There also is German, Lite, Radio, and even Espresso versions of these advertisments which originally never appeared in the original ones. There are currently 8 original ads.


Each of these ads have a boy with long hair, bangs, and a long cut smile with empty eyes jumping up at the end screaming and scaring the viewer unlike the Zombie or the Gargoyle from the original ads. They also end with a British or a German narrator encouraging the viewer to buy their product as well as a little animation with the same child whipsering from the original ads.
Finder Lurker, claimed they were official but this was proven to be false when they showed a, "Making-Of" of all of the commercials. The person who created the, "modernized" advertisments's name is Devin Millar, and he had done the editing, filming, narration, artwork, animation, and even is the monster. They are a musician, artist, animator, and YouTuber outside of the commercials.
==Concert==
=The commercials=
It shows a concert with rides and a huge crowd, it then shows people clapping to the build-up of a track and once it keeps going up and then right before the beat drops a boy with long hair, bangs, a cut smile and empty eyes jumps up and screams. Scaring the viewer. It then ends with the product and narrator.
There is English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisments of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertismnets. They all start out with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interupted by a monster at the end screaming, and possibly scaring the viewer.
==Truck==
* '''''Concert''''': We start out with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head.
It shows a neighborhood and a truck struggling to carry its cargo and then once it goes out of the screen, the boy pops up from upside down and screams.
* '''''Apex''''': We start out with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming shaking it's head.
==River==
* '''''Truck''''': We start out with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same footage as the concert one but lightened up and with a different filter. <br />
It shows a river with peaceful music with cars going by every now and then from out of nowhere the boy pops up from upside down and screams surprisingly not looking directly into the camera and looking darker and more terrifying than the first two commercials.  
* '''''Playground''''': We see an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming.  
==Playground==
* '''''River''''': This advertisment starts out with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff<br />
It shows a playground with no children or people at it but motorcycles being heard in the background, also containing a skatepark, a motorcyle ride, and a swingset. Pretty soon the boy jumps up and screamers in full light. This is the only time we see him with full color and no effects and with angry eyes.
* '''''Bike''''': The ad starts out with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams<br />
==Bike==
* '''''Farm''''': It starts out with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple seconds when the country music that's playing comes to it's conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with it's face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter.<br />
It shows a grassy field with a bike parked up against a tree similar to the Meadow one and then it pans across and then it stops in the same way as it and then suddenly from out of nowhere, the boy appears upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped and darker.
* '''''Neon''''': It starts out with a very lit view of Fremont street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with it's hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming.<br />
==Apex==
* '''''Clock Tower''''': It starts out with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing it's bells. Then after a couple hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and eyes jumps down and scares the viewer.
We see a house on a hill with mountains surrounding it and it pans across showing how beautiful the scene is until suddenly the boy appears and screams.
* '''''Mountain''''': It starts out with view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while the monster jumps down and scares the viewer.
==Farm==
* '''''Dock''''': It starts out with a dock with resturaunts and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming.
It shows a farm on a hillside with cows and then suddenly from out of nowhere the boy appears and screams. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a filter and darker.
==Neon==
It shows a colorful looking strip mall and the suddenly from out of nowhere the boy appears again with his hair in a bun and with burned eyes and a shirt on from upside down, screaming.


==Lite Versions==
=Light commercials=
'''River''' it shows a river scene at sunset with cars driving by the cliff of where its at and then very slowly but teasingly a bear puppet jumps and and says, "Boooohoooo" in a goofy and teasing voice.
There was also, "Light" versions simialr to the oringal ones for the orignal commercialsmade by the same company, but this time with Finder Lurker's versions. They even high-pitched the music as well, to match the original atmosphere of the original videos too in the same way.


'''Concert''' it shows a livley concert at a music festivcal with carnival rides and the crowd starts to clap right before the drop. As soon as the beat is about to drop a buddah statue appears from the bottom trying to clumisly come up and the music slows down and eventually stops.


'''Playground''' it shows a playground with no people at it, a skate park, a swing set, and a motorcycle ride, and then very slowly and obvious a monkey puppet apepars and says, "Ooo ooo monkey!" Very clumsily.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the gh-stlike creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illistration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whipsering like from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a buddah statue climsuly going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illistration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whipsering like from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rock shore, but instead of the ghost-liek creature poping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illistration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whipsering like from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illistration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whipsering like from the original commercials.


'''Neon''' it shows a lively strip mall covered in lights with a mouse puppet trying to clumsily hide at the bottom, and then it jumps up and giggles.
=Radio commercials=


* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation betwen a man and a brtender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Ohh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depresed ans says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids,and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Well, it's a litlte but of a long story, nbut, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interuppted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and the same child whispering along with the same teenage boy talking about the product and it's detials.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that invloe anything to do with shooting, and racing, and I am the one person with the most siubscribers! Please suybsciube for more videos, ha, and be sure to folow me on all of my social-" Then being interuppted by the scream, the teenage boy, and the childlike whipsering talking about the prodouct and it's detials.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a DJ annoucning, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this f****** house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a toddler asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took of 5 hours ago." Then the kid lamets saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple seconds the plane starts to go through some trubulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's a just a little-" Then her sentence gets interruppted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.


="Magazine" Advertisments=
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisments that had artwork of disturbing imagiry of cartoon little kids killing their parents and vice versa and of obscure art.
="Espresso" Advertisments=
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisments which are very short videos with scaled down screamers usually in the Instagram format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme realted thing for a couple seconds, or sometimes even minutes, dependingno the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before jumping back up and then showing the product information. In this case it's advertising their, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that hey previously had really advertised.
=Cast & Crew=


==Espresso To-Go commercials==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
There is also meme-format commercials for K-fee's Espresso To-Go drinks which show memes and then the boy interrupting the scene in the same way as the commercial, only this time he ducks away and the scene finishes as it shows the tagline, "Take it on the go." And then the company logo with the child whipsering. Sometimes these ad end with K-fee's social media accounts.
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
# It shows an African American man with dwarfism saying he's about to do something and right before he does it, the boy popus up and screams very loudly but shortly. The man then proceeds to do the thing as the boy ducks from out of the way.
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
# It shows 3 African American boys playing a game outside of a high school and right before the right one raises his hand, the boy jumps up and screams. They then proceed to play the game after the boy disappears from the scene.
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
# It shows a man saying that the viewer called him, "Dark choocolate" but then goes on to say, "AKA young sexy mother-" and then the sentence and scene gets interrupted by the boy who appears from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the African American dwarf man but zoomed in and vertically flipped. It ends with the man talking about something else while the kid goes away from the screen for the remainder of the meme commercial.
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube


==Links==
==Links==

Revision as of 16:31, 31 March 2020

In the summer of 2019, an American YouTuber under the name Finder Lurker had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisments for the now-defunct K-fee coffee flavored energy drink would look like. These commercials are very similar to the original advertisments the company had originally made.


Finder Lurker, claimed they were official but this was proven to be false when they showed a, "Making-Of" of all of the commercials. The person who created the, "modernized" advertisments's name is Devin Millar, and he had done the editing, filming, narration, artwork, animation, and even is the monster. They are a musician, artist, animator, and YouTuber outside of the commercials.

The commercials

There is English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisments of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertismnets. They all start out with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interupted by a monster at the end screaming, and possibly scaring the viewer.

  • Concert: We start out with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head.
  • Apex: We start out with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming shaking it's head.
  • Truck: We start out with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same footage as the concert one but lightened up and with a different filter.
  • Playground: We see an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming.
  • River: This advertisment starts out with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff
  • Bike: The ad starts out with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams
  • Farm: It starts out with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple seconds when the country music that's playing comes to it's conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with it's face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter.
  • Neon: It starts out with a very lit view of Fremont street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with it's hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming.
  • Clock Tower: It starts out with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing it's bells. Then after a couple hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and eyes jumps down and scares the viewer.
  • Mountain: It starts out with view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while the monster jumps down and scares the viewer.
  • Dock: It starts out with a dock with resturaunts and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming.

Light commercials

There was also, "Light" versions simialr to the oringal ones for the orignal commercialsmade by the same company, but this time with Finder Lurker's versions. They even high-pitched the music as well, to match the original atmosphere of the original videos too in the same way.


  • Neon: It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the gh-stlike creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illistration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whipsering like from the original commercials.
  • Concert: It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a buddah statue climsuly going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illistration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whipsering like from the original commercials.
  • River: It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rock shore, but instead of the ghost-liek creature poping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illistration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whipsering like from the original commercials.
  • Playground: It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illistration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whipsering like from the original commercials.

Radio commercials

  • Bar: It's a conversation betwen a man and a brtender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Ohh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depresed ans says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids,and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Well, it's a litlte but of a long story, nbut, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interuppted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and the same child whispering along with the same teenage boy talking about the product and it's detials.
  • YouTuber: A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that invloe anything to do with shooting, and racing, and I am the one person with the most siubscribers! Please suybsciube for more videos, ha, and be sure to folow me on all of my social-" Then being interuppted by the scream, the teenage boy, and the childlike whipsering talking about the prodouct and it's detials.
  • Music Festival: You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a DJ annoucning, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this f****** house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
  • Airplane: We hear a toddler asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took of 5 hours ago." Then the kid lamets saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple seconds the plane starts to go through some trubulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's a just a little-" Then her sentence gets interruppted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.

"Magazine" Advertisments

Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisments that had artwork of disturbing imagiry of cartoon little kids killing their parents and vice versa and of obscure art.

"Espresso" Advertisments

Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisments which are very short videos with scaled down screamers usually in the Instagram format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme realted thing for a couple seconds, or sometimes even minutes, dependingno the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before jumping back up and then showing the product information. In this case it's advertising their, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that hey previously had really advertised.

Cast & Crew

  • Director: Devin Millar
  • Producer: Devin Millar
  • Editor & Compositor: Devin Millar
  • Camera Crew: Devin Millar
  • Actors: Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
  • Platforms: YouTube

Links

NOTE: The following videos contain screamers!

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