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[[File:Moving Laptop.jpeg|thumb|right|180px|The room.]]
[[File:screamer-goal-aah.jpg|300px|thumb|A screamer being made!]]
'''[[Moving Laptop]]''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by DiscoverGuy1999 on May 11, 2023. The video itself is similar in comparison to the infamous [[Ghost Caught on Tape]] screamer by [[Steve Zuranski]]/SZWorld.
A '''screamer''' (also known as a '''thunderbolt''', '''banger''', '''rocket''', '''belter''', or '''worldie''') is an informal term used in [[wikipedia:association football|association football]] to describe a spectacular [[wikipedia:Goal (association football)|goal]], typically characterised by exceptional power, long range, and an element of audacity or technical brilliance that elicits a visceral reaction from spectators, commentators, and players alike. The term is deeply embedded in the lexicon of football culture, particularly in [[wikipedia:English football|English-speaking football communities]], and has been in widespread colloquial use since at least the 1980s. Though the word has no official definition within the [[wikipedia:Laws of the Game (association football)|Laws of the Game]], it is universally understood among fans, pundits, and players to denote a goal of extraordinary quality—one that, as the name suggests, causes those who witness it to scream in astonishment, delight, or despair.


The video starts in the uploader's dining room with a night vision filter, with a [[wikipedia:Dell|Dell]] laptop present on the left, as an episode of ''[[wikipedia:Sesame Street|Sesame Street]]'' plays softly in the background, discussing ''[[wikipedia:Numberblocks|Numberblocks]]''. After a long while of this shot, the laptop starts moving on its own - at 34 seconds, a cutout of ''Buck Dancer'' from ''[[wikipedia:Curb Your Enthusiasm|Curb Your Enthusiasm]]'' on two popsicle sticks appears right in front of the laptop and crawls up to the camera with the [[Hey, Who's That Behind You?]] edit of the [[Ghost Caught on Tape]] scream.
The screamer occupies a unique and revered position in the cultural mythology of football. While tap-ins, penalties, and deflected goals all count equally on the scoresheet, the screamer transcends mere statistical record-keeping. It is the type of goal that gets replayed thousands of times on highlight reels, the type of goal that children attempt to recreate in playgrounds and car parks for years afterwards, and the type of goal that can define an entire career in the collective memory of fans.


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<center><big>'''[[Screamer (Football)|GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!]]'''</center></big><br>
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Latest revision as of 19:44, 31 March 2026

A screamer being made!

A screamer (also known as a thunderbolt, banger, rocket, belter, or worldie) is an informal term used in association football to describe a spectacular goal, typically characterised by exceptional power, long range, and an element of audacity or technical brilliance that elicits a visceral reaction from spectators, commentators, and players alike. The term is deeply embedded in the lexicon of football culture, particularly in English-speaking football communities, and has been in widespread colloquial use since at least the 1980s. Though the word has no official definition within the Laws of the Game, it is universally understood among fans, pundits, and players to denote a goal of extraordinary quality—one that, as the name suggests, causes those who witness it to scream in astonishment, delight, or despair.

The screamer occupies a unique and revered position in the cultural mythology of football. While tap-ins, penalties, and deflected goals all count equally on the scoresheet, the screamer transcends mere statistical record-keeping. It is the type of goal that gets replayed thousands of times on highlight reels, the type of goal that children attempt to recreate in playgrounds and car parks for years afterwards, and the type of goal that can define an entire career in the collective memory of fans.

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!


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