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| |title = Last Measure | | |title = pikachu.exe |
| |image = Last Measure Logo.png | | |image = Pica.jpg |
| |imagecaption = The site to end all sites, R.I.P computers...
| | |maker = Junya Uchino |
| |maker = PenisBird, Rolloffle, Rucas, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Nigger_Association_of_America GNAA] | | |type = Application File |
| |type = Shock site | | |date = 2000 |
| |date = 2003 | |
| }} | | }} |
| [[File:Last Measure Banner.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|The Last Measure banner.]]
| | '''Ghost.exe''', also known as '''pikachu.exe''', '''pica.exe''', or '''Scary Pikachu''', was a [[screamer]] program made by Junya Uchino around 2000. It was hosted on many sites, and was later hosted on haha168.com, a site that hosted many screamer applications including [[Monster.exe]], around 2002. |
| '''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] made in 2003 by the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA). This shock site was created by ''PenisBird'', a member of the GNAA. This is displayed in the credits of the website, which can be found by viewing the source code of the site. | |
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| The site was actively developed until 2010. There are many variants of this website, as the source code is open. Anyone can download it and create their own mirror.
| | == Content == |
| | Upon opening the application, the user is greeted with a title screen with the text "Pokemon Island Adventure" and a rapid cycle of Pokémon images. Text in the lower left of the screen read "Please turn on your speaker for dynamic sound effect within the game". |
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| ==Behavior==
| | When the user clicked on the title screen, a voice clip of Pikachu saying "Pikachu!" played, and the screen started to flash white. The screen faded to black, and then a full-screen, GIF of a blue-tinted ghost making a pawing motion, known as Hong Kong Grandmother Ghost (홍콩할매귀신)<ref>An urban legend in Korea. She was said to be an old Korean lady who loved her cat. She took a flight to Hong Kong with her cat, but the plane crashed and both died. Her love for the cat was so strong that their ghosts merged, and so her face is half-cat and half-human. She was said to attack children who were out after sunset.</ref> appeared, accompanied by ghostly speech. |
| Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref>A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background. and opened numerous browser windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [https://screamer.wiki/Rotten.com#PenisBird Penisbird], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[Unix]] utility that checks the [[file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".
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| The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine"<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to ''first post'', an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry. ([[wikipedia:First_post|Wikipedia]])</ref> is seen at the top of the page. Below is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google|Google]]. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic] leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displays an alert containing the same text as the page title.
| | ==Link== |
| | | <font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: the following program contains a [[screamer]] with flashing lights!</font> |
| The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.
| | *web.archive.org/web/20060103081420/haha168.com/main_down/download/013.zip (Macromedia Flash 4.0 projector comes bundled with the screamer itself) |
| | | * '''Showcase:''' youtu.be/WWQekwlXcv8 |
| Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it would save the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.
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| ==Notable Variants==
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| ===Nimp.org===
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| <blockquote>''Main article: [[Nimp.org]]''</blockquote>Nimp.org utilized many payloads not found in the original Last Measure, such as making various outbound connections, opening the user's default email client, and downloading files, which can be observed in other variants and mirrors. It also included many more shock images, such as the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]] and [[Harlequin Fetus]] images.
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| ===Procreator.php===
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| Procreator.php largely used the same code as Last Measure, but contained additional shock images including christmas.jpg, spin.gif, freak.jpg, rustina.jpg, loopback.jpg, eww.jpg, and weightlifter.jpg.
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| The source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality using ModelessDialog:<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref>
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| let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
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| MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
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| ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
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| </pre>The procreate function also contained an additional code comment from goat-see:
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| fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
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| The main page contained the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
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| PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
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| GNAA > j00
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| Fristage Postage is MINE.
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| EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
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| fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
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| </pre>Despite code comments mentioning the use of ModelessDialog, it was not actually utilized in the page's code.
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| ===Zeikfried===
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| Zeikfried used much of the same code as Last Measure, and included the additional shock images found in Procreator.php. The title of the page was "This is my LastMeasure, my FinalHope. Lovez and kissez from Zeikfried~!", and pressing ALT+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, pressing the Del key spawned credits identical to that of Nimp.org, except the Last Measure version is listed as 3.3.
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| It contained the same ModelessDialog code comment as Procreator.php. However, Zeikfried actually utilized ModelessDialog, unlike Procreator,php.
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| The main page contained the text:
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| <pre>
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| GNAA > j00
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| ARE YOU GAY?
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| ARE YOU A NIGGER?
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| ARE YOU A GAY NIGGER?
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| </pre>
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| The source code also contains the text "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful." after the closing <nowiki></html></nowiki> tag.
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| An archive from April 2005 shows that the page contents no longer contain any window-spawning payloads or code comments. It has the text "HELLO THIS SICKENING GAY PORNOGRAPHY THAT WILL CRASH YOUR BROWSER IS NOT HERE YET PLEASE BARE WITH ME XXX" in first-level header tags and an image called XAXAXA.jpg below it. The title was also changed to "LOL PLACEHOLDER", which suggests that this iteration was merely a placeholder for things to come, but it is unknown if any changes were made to the site after this point.
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| ===Seizure Measure===
| | [[Category:Applications]] |
| Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as Last Measure, but embedded two Flash files, rgb.swf and seizure7.swf, which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing ALT+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.
| | [[Category:2000]] |
| | | [[Category:Other makers]] |
| Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Intenet Explorer and if the version is 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage using setHomePage, which only worked in Internet Explorer.
| | [[Category:Other scary images]] |
| ==Last Measure Operating System==
| | [[Category:Pokémon]] |
| The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]], which was a division of the GNAA. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.
| | [[Category:Flash]] |
| | | [[Category:Games]] |
| The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg, [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg, [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample.
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| ==Trivia==
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| *Last Measure shares the openWindow, procreate, and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.
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| *According to the "Last Measure" page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.
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| *Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors.
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| *The rgb.swf file featured in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displays bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[https://youtu.be/O7CaEWR_Kdk Axel F]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''
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| ==Notes==
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| <references />
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| ==Links==
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| <font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!</font>
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| *<s>Lastmeasure.com</s>
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| :*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
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| *'''Current Mirror:''' gnaa.ga/members
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| * '''Mirror, now redirects to a movie:''' gaynigge.rs/members
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| :*web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
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| *web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
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| *'''Version from the GNAUK, the function spawning popups in this version is a basic window opener called "spawncreate":''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
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| *'''Another GNAUK Last Measure mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
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| *web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
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| *web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
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| *web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
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| *web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
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| *web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
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| *web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/[anything].tripod.com
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| *web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
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| *archive.ph/hiGQ0
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| *users.on.net/fafot/RAWR
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| *oocities.org/gniger972
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| *output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
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| *Internetcri.me
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| *web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html
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| *web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
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| *web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
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| *'''[anything]'''.bioghost.com
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| *'''[anything]'''.loldongs.eu
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| *web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
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| *'''[[Nimp.org|anything.on.nimp.org]]'''
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| *web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
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| *web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
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| *web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
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| *web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot
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| *web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
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| *'''Flashing Lights variant''': web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
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| *web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
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| *web.archive.org/web/20040907182455/doom3.zoy.org/index.php
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| *web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
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| *web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
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| *web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
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| *korven.sajt.org
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| *beam.to/manifest
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| *awesomesmiley.tk
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| *web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
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| *web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
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| *web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
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| *web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
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| * web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
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| * web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
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| *web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
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| *web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org
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| ===Last Measure Operating System===
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| <font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following download contains graphic images!</font>
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| *sam.zoy.org/lmos/
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| ===YouTube video===
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| <u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
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| *youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
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| ===Source code ===
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| * '''Archived source code, courtesy of [[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]]:''' pastebin.com/Q1hc8VLz
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| *'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]]
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| ===Showcase video===
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| * files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4
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| ===Background audio===
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| *gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Nimp.org]]
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| *[[Wikipaste.eu]]
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| *'''''[[:Category:Last Measure|Other shock sites very similar in spirit and in code to Last Measure.]]'''''
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