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'''Wilkins and Wontkins Commercials But Every Bad Thing Is Replaced With A Random Clip''' is a [[screamer]] video made uploaded to [[YouTube]] by DiscoverGuy1999 on March 18, 2023. On July 2nd, 2023, Galaxy Boi made an alternate version of the video, which had a few changes.
'''Wilkins and Wontkins Commercials But Every Bad Thing Is Replaced With A Random Clip''' is a [[screamer]] video made uploaded to [[YouTube]] by DiscoverGuy1999 on March 18, 2023. On July 2nd, 2023, another user, Galaxy Boi made an alternate version of the video, which had a few changes.
 
As the title suggests, this video consists of a few examples of short commercials produced by Jim Henson featuring the Wilkins and Wontkins characters for an array of products around the country. The ads originally made for the Wilkins' Coffee Company in the Washington area have been reshot to sell everything from gasoline to loaves of bread. In this video, whenever a mishap occurs, a random video clip will replace part of the commercials.
 
==The commercials==
==The commercials==
===First commercial===
===First commercial===
Wilkins breaks the fourth wall by informing his viewers that he filled the whole swimming pool with Faygo Strawberry. Wontkins falls down, however, just before he's about to land in the Faygo, it cuts to a short clip from the ''[[wikipedia:Noodle and Doodle|Noodle and Doodle]]'' intro. Unaware of this, and cries for help. He didn't care, instead he stated he had told him that Wontkins would end up drinking said soda.
Wilkins breaks the fourth wall by informing his viewers that he filled the whole swimming pool with Faygo Strawberry. Wontkins falls down, however, just before he lands in the Faygo, it cuts to a short clip from the ''[[wikipedia:Noodle and Doodle|Noodle and Doodle]]'' intro. Wontkins then cries for help, but Wilkins didn't care, annd instead stated he had told him that Wontkins would end up drinking said soda.
===Second commercial===
===Second commercial===
Taystee will be the first bread on the moon!, ..or so we thought. Just before the rocket is about to explode, it cuts to a short clip from a ''Plotagon'' video, where Scott says "Looks like you've got-". Ah well, it's still the best bread on Earth.
Merita will be the first bread on the moon!, ..or so we thought. Just before the rocket is about to explode, it cuts to a short clip from a ''Plotagon'' video, where Scott says "Looks like you've got-". Ah well, it's still the best bread on Earth.
===Third commercial===
===Third commercial===
Wontkins is seen in a snowstorm. He asks for a cup of coffee, any old coffee. Wilkins sends him back to the snowstorm, however, just after he opens the door, the harlequin baby from [[Puzzle Room - Kirby: Planet Robobot]] pops up while its music plays in the background. Then it returns to the end of the commercial and the product. In Galaxy Boi’s version, the baby is replaced by Napalm Man from Mega Man 5 shooting the camera.
Wontkins is seen in a snowstorm. He asks for a cup of coffee, any old coffee. Wilkins sends him back to the snowstorm, however, just after he opens the door, the harlequin baby from [[Puzzle Room - Kirby: Planet Robobot]] pops up while its music plays in the background. Then it returns to the end of the commercial and the product. In Galaxy Boi’s version, the baby is replaced by Napalm Man from Mega Man 5 shooting the camera.
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Wilkins asks Wontkins if he wants Red Diamond Coffee with his pie, and Wontkins refuses and just wants the pie. Just before Wilkins splats the pie on Wontkins, Naily from ''Battle for B.F.B.'' nails the floor with a tack sound. Then it returns to the end of the commercial and the product.
Wilkins asks Wontkins if he wants Red Diamond Coffee with his pie, and Wontkins refuses and just wants the pie. Just before Wilkins splats the pie on Wontkins, Naily from ''Battle for B.F.B.'' nails the floor with a tack sound. Then it returns to the end of the commercial and the product.
===Fifth commercial===
===Fifth commercial===
Wontkins is seen walking in a railroad. Wilkins comes in and says a trainload of La Touraine Coffee is approaching. Wontkins asks Wilkins why he wants a whole trainload of La Touraine, but just before the trainload appears, it cuts to a Klasky Csupo error video while the audio says ''LEAVE ME TO THE LAND!''. Then Wilkins answers by saying he likes La Touraine. The audio is more quiet in Galaxy Boi’s version.
Wontkins is seen walking in a railroad. Wilkins then abruptly comes in and says a trainload of La Touraine Coffee is approaching. Wontkins quickly asks Wilkins why he wants a whole trainload of La Touraine before getting ran over with a trainload. However, before the train appears, it cuts to a Klasky Csupo error video while the audio says ''LEAVE ME TO THE LAND!''. Then Wilkins answers by saying he likes La Touraine. The audio of the Klasky Csupo error video is more silent in Galaxy Boi’s version.
===Sixth commercial===
===Sixth commercial===
Wilkins asks Wontkins is he checked this week's jackpot winners list at Sohio. He asks if it's hard to do, but just before Wilkins splats Wontkins with a pie, a clip of the shapes from ''[[wikipedia:Mister Maker|Mister Maker]]'' appearing pops up before Wilkins says it's "Easy as pie!"
Wilkins asks Wontkins is he checked this week's jackpot winners list at Sohio. He asks if it's hard to do, but just before Wilkins splats Wontkins with a pie, a clip of the shapes from ''[[wikipedia:Mister Maker|Mister Maker]]'' appearing pops up before Wilkins says it's "Easy as pie!"
===Seventh commercial===
===Seventh commercial===
As Wilkins states you can get 15 giant sandwiches from each Taystee Giant loaf, Wontkins is confused and asks where is he gonna get 15 giants, but just before someone's legs start walking up to the, a clip of an ''Up To Faster Parison'' pops up, making an extremely loud sound. Little does Wontkins know Wilkins has friends. This clip is slightly quieter in Galaxy Boi’s version.
As Wilkins states you can get 15 giant sandwiches from each Taystee Giant loaf, Wontkins is confused and asks where is he gonna get 15 giants, but just before someone's legs start walking up to Wontkins, a clip of an ''Up To Faster Parison'' pops up, making an extremely loud sound. Little does Wontkins know Wilkins has friends. The up to faster parison is slightly more silent in Galaxy Boi’s version.
===Eighth commercial===
===Eighth commercial===
Wilkins asks Wontkins is he wants Community Coffee before jumping. He says no, and Wilkins moves the bucket while acknowledging that you miss a lot when you don't drink Community Coffee, and just before Wontkins touches the ground, a clip of a fanmade ''[[wikipedia:Numberblocks|Numberblocks]]'' character Thirty-Eight jumps up while the compound voices are heard in the background.
Wilkins asks Wontkins is he wants Community Coffee before jumping. He says no, and Wilkins moves the bucket while acknowledging that you miss a lot when you don't drink Community Coffee, and just before Wontkins touches the ground, a clip of a fanmade ''[[wikipedia:Numberblocks|Numberblocks]]'' character Thirty-Eight jumps up while the compound voices are heard in the background.
===Ninth commercial===
===Ninth commercial===
Wilkins has Dugan's Bread, and cheap bread. Wontkins asks for the cheap bread, revealing that it's for the birds. But just before the birds start cheeping, the Enderman from [[DiscoverGuy1999's Minecraft K-fee Remakes|the uploader's K-fee Beach commercial Minecraft Remake]] pops up and screams at the camera. It then return to Wilkins acknowledging that the cheap bread is for the birds and the product pops up. This clip is quieter in Galaxy Boi’s version.
Wilkins has Dugan's Bread, and cheap bread. Wontkins asks for the cheap bread, revealing that it's for the birds. But just before the birds start cheeping, the Enderman from [[DiscoverGuy1999's Minecraft K-fee Remakes|the uploader's K-fee Beach commercial Minecraft Remake]] pops up and screams at the camera. It then return to Wilkins acknowledging that the cheap bread is for the birds and the product pops up. The screamer is more silent in Galaxy Boi’s version.
===Tenth commercial===
===Tenth commercial===
Things seem to happen to people who don't like Taystee Bread; one of those being eaten by a monster. Just before Wontkins gets eaten by the monster, a clip from the ''[[wikipedia:Walt_Disney_Studios_Home_Entertainment#Disney_DVD|Disney DVD]]'' logo pops up before returning to the end of the commercial and the product.
Things seem to happen to people who don't like Taystee Bread; one of those being eaten by a monster. Just before Wontkins gets eaten by the monster, a clip from the ''[[wikipedia:Walt_Disney_Studios_Home_Entertainment#Disney_DVD|Disney DVD]]'' logo pops up before returning to the end of the commercial and the product.
===Eleventh commercial===
===Eleventh commercial===
Wontkins rumors that he found the best coffee, but when Wilkins is about to close the curtains, a clip from SuperMarioLogan (SML) pops up with a glass table breaking. Wilkins then says he was gonna say Wilkins, but couldn't take the chance. This clip is quieter in Galaxy Boi’s version. Both videos end with white text reading "Visit www.henson.com".  
Wontkins rumors that he found the best coffee, but when Wilkins is about to close the curtains, a clip from SuperMarioLogan (SML) pops up with a ball breaking a glass table. Wilkins then says he thinks Wontkins was gonna say Wilkins was the best, but he couldn't wait for him to stop talking. This clip is more silent in Galaxy Boi’s version. Both videos end with white text reading "Visit www.henson.com".  


==Link==
==Link==
<u>NOTE</u>: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
<u>NOTE</u>: The following video contains multiple [[screamers]] and [[graphic content]]!
*youtube.com/watch?v=K7lSrg1zFx0
*youtube.com/watch?v=K7lSrg1zFx0
Kinder Version (Galaxy Boi):
'''Galaxy Boi's version''':
* youtube.com/watch?v=xAWYBZh_JDQ
*youtube.com/watch?v=xAWYBZh_JDQ
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