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K-fee commercials

In 1998 through February of 2009, German caffeine company K-fee released nine 20-second long television commercials as part of their Wide Awake campaign for their coffee drink. These adverts have been heavily criticized for their content and many feel that the adverts are very uncommercial and upsetting, though its shocking visual is built to simulate the effect that the product has on the viewer.

The commercials consist of a peaceful scene, such as a car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. However, at some point in the ad, the scene gets briefly interrupted by either a Adam Johnson as Zombie or a Brad Johnson as Gargoyle (known as Batboy), by the screaming at the camera, followed by the company's slogan and the producting from English & German.

K-fee received a lot of complaints from their viewers, and soon after that, the ads stopped being aired on television. Some people say that on some other occasions, a warning message was displayed before the advert played, informing any young children, individuals who are easily scared and people with heart conditions to not view the footage, however this could never be proved.

An episode of 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno', aired in April 2005 (two weeks after the release of the commercials), featured a segment where the audience and Jay reacted to K-fee's Car commercial. It was hosted on K-fee's official website back in 2004 to 2007 along with the other adverts. The K-fee Car commercial was also featured in 2005 on Tarrant on TV, a famous British show.

The commercials

Each commercial had a German version and an English version, with the captions at the end in the respective language. There were also either a zombie or a gargoyle at the end of each advert. The zombie was played by American actor Adam Johnson, and the gargoyle (known as Batboy) was played by his brother, Brad Johnson.

The K-fee zombie actor.

Commercials featuring the zombie

  • Car (Auto in German): The commercial begins with a relaxing scene of a white car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. When the car getting passes behind a large tree, the camera follows. When it pans off the tree, the car is gone. Then, a zombie with a frightening scream then suddenly pops into the scene very briefly. scaring the viewer. On Youtube the screamer goes by the name "Ghost Car." 
  • Fishing: This shows a man fishing, and not long afterwards the zombie appears, surprisingly not looking directly into the camera as he screams.
  • Yoga: This shows a person practicing yoga on a cliff, and as soon as the person lifts his hand, the zombie seemingly appears out of nowhere, screaming. His face is obscured by the dark. This is probably the scariest of all ads.
  • Meadow: A view over a field is shown from Bicycles and Large Tree, and the camera stops moving at a certain point. Not long after, the zombie shows up from the left side of the screen and screams.
  • Surfing: This is a far away view of a man going to the ocean to go surfing. Then the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams. This also seems to use the same footage of the zombie that's used in K-fee Car ad.
The K-fee gargoyle actor.

Commercials featuring the gargoyle

  • Beach 1: This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they are about to, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from his mouth.
  • Beach 2: This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, when the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. An alternative title is "Boardwalk", to avoid confusion with the "Beach 1" spot mentioned above.
  • Buddha: This depicts a woman meditating near a Buddha statue, when the gargoyle jumps up screaming. His face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
  • Golf: A man is shown golfing from far away, when the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams.

K-fee radio advertisements

In December 2004, K-fee released four radio advertisements; Investment, Love, Relaxation and Christmas. The ads were available in English and German.

  • Investment (0:29): The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We've got an investment tip for you which promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do is" Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
  • Love (0:33): The ad starts with lullaby music and young girl's voice saying the following: "Mummy mummy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little dormouse called Piff. One day, it went" Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
  • Relaxation (0:49): The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha ad. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice saying the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. And in, and out. And in, and" Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
  • Christmas (0:51): The ad starts with the sound of a clock ticking. Then, a Santa Claus voice says the following: "Ah, Christmas time again at last. And we all have such wonderful childhood memories. Pretty little crooked houses, with chimneys puffing out trails of smoke. Ha, yes. And the icicles glistening in the moonlight all around. The snow crunches softly under our feet, and when we come into the cozy warmth of our houses, the smell of delicious baked apples and freshly baked mince pies, and oh how excited we are when we finally, finally hear the sound signalling the arrival of Christmas day" Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."

K-fee light-version advertisements

In December 2005, K-fee released new commercials for their line of Latte macchiato drinks that parodied their own prank flash-style commercials. Using the footage from three of K-fee's most popular commercials (Auto, Beach, and Golf), the company replaced the zombie or gargoyle at the end of the ad with a less frightening image, followed by the text "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (which translates as "Now also available with less caffeine. known as Now, without so much caffeine") and a picture from Latte Macchiato bottle from Classic & Vanilla.

  • Beach (Lite): A smiling teddy bear (possibly a hand puppet) appears instead of the gargoyle and giggles. The piano music in the background is higher pitched than in the original version. This spot advertises K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
  • Car (Lite): A man in a light polo shirt appears from the bottom instead of the zombie and softly says “Boo!” in an effeminate, almost teasing voice. Once again, the background music is higher pitched, and the advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
  • Golf (Lite): A man in a cheesy Halloween mask appears from below instead of the upside-down gargoyle from above and says “Bwa-ha-ha-ha!” in a calm voice. He can already be seen clumsily attempting to hide at the bottom of the screen before he rises up. There are more birds chirping in the background than in the original version. This spot advertises K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

K-fee magazine advertisements

Between December 2006 to February 2009, K-fee released multiple picture based advertisements within magazine's presumably in Germany. Not much is known about these advertisements, such as what magazine's they appeared in.

Awards

K-fee has won two awards for their advertisements.

  • Clio Awards 2005: K-fee's InvestmentLoveRelaxation and Christmas radio advertisements.
  • Cannes Lions 2005: K-fee's Car, Golf and Beach television commercials.

Cast & Crew

The K-fee crew on recording set, June 10th, 2004.
  • Director: Kai Sehr
  • Actors: Adam Johnson (Zombie), Brad Johnson (Gargoyle / Batboy)
  • Producer: Kai Stoecker
  • Advertising Agency: Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
  • Creative Directors: Costantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
  • Art Director: Frank Aldorf
  • Production Company: Cobblestone Filmproduktion
  • Sound Design: Doublehead
  • Post Production: Deli Pictures
  • Copywriters: Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
  • Aired on the following channels: ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

Parodies

On the Internet, an alternate ending shows, instead of the product and the slogan, the text: "Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!" in Arial Black instead of the normal ending. Other manifestations of this ad include being sent as part of a chain-mail which supposedly depicts a ghost appearing during the filming of a television ad (sometimes from Great Britain); the viewer is instructed to follow the car closely, as a "mist" is supposed to appear next to the car at some point. The "mist", of course, never does appear, and the commercial plays out as described above, much to the chagrin of the viewer.

The Angry German Kid Series

In the Angry German Kid, Leopold gets a decides to watch a sent to him to watch a couple of video from K-fee commercials, Leopold getting to help him to Zombie & Gargoyle with his screamers...or make them worse.

The Amazing World of Gumball

In the Cartoon Network animated series The Amazing World of Gumball, the episode named "The Internet", parodies the K-fee commercials. In one scene, Gumball and Darwin appear randomly browsing the web while watching videos. Among these videos, they come across what is implied to be the K-fee Car ad.

Gumball watches the video, commenting on the white car driving through the hills and staring closely at the screen, when suddenly the loud scream is heard, causing him to have an intense reaction which gets recorded and posted to the web. The rest of the episode involves Gumball trying to get the video removed, which has given him unwanted fame.

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Videos

File:All 9 K-fee commercials without the screamers
File:All 4 K-fee radio ads without the screamers (English & German)
File:Original K-fee music without the screamer

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Links

Television advertisements

NOTE: The following videos contain screamers.

English

  • Car: youtube.com/watch?v=i7UGsZIq0kk
  • Fishing: youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
  • Buddha: youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
  • Golf: youtube.com/watch?v=fKMicpDhK-E
  • Beach: youtube.com/watch?v=GIdJbFSJ4nA
  • Meadow: youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
  • Yoga: youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
  • Surfing: youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
  • Boardwalk: youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE

German

  • Auto: youtube.com/watch?v=NNb6o0ULC4c
  • Fishing: youtube.com/watch?v=5L5nLvPsb38
  • Buddha: youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
  • Golf: youtube.com/watch?v=px_cmWspfOU
  • Beach: youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
  • Meadow: youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
  • Yoga: youtube.com/watch?v=4uan6yzpQ2o
  • Surfing: youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
  • Boardwalk: youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

Radio advertisements

NOTE: The following videos contain screamers.

  • Investment: youtube.com/watch?v=hHMC0RTprXM
  • Love: youtube.com/watch?v=StwqJdTlv0E
  • Relaxation: youtube.com/watch?v=jLCeBXWeiqQ
  • Christmas: youtube.com/watch?v=pDKaPqrXb2c

Light-version (2006)

NOTE: The following videos do not contain screamers.

  • Car: youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
  • Beach: youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
  • Golf: youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA

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