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Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies
Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies are parody ads that pretend to be brand new ads for the now defunct canned drink line for K-fee.
They have been uploaded by a user named Finder Lurker in the summer of 2019. There also is German, Lite, Radio, and even Espresso versions of these advertisments which originally never appeared in the original ones. There are currently 8 original ads.
Each of these ads have a boy with long hair, bangs, and a long cut smile with empty eyes jumping up at the end screaming and scaring the viewer unlike the Zombie or the Gargoyle from the original ads. They also end with a British or a German narrator encouraging the viewer to buy their product as well as a little animation with the same child whipsering from the original ads.
Concert
It shows a concert with rides and a huge crowd, it then shows people clapping to the build-up of a track and once it keeps going up and then right before the beat drops a boy with long hair, bangs, a cut smile and empty eyes jumps up and screams. Scaring the viewer. It then ends with the product and narrator.
Truck
It shows a neighborhood and a truck struggling to carry its cargo and then once it goes out of the screen, the boy pops up from upside down and screams.
River
It shows a river with peaceful music with cars going by every now and then from out of nowhere the boy pops up from upside down and screams surprisingly not looking directly into the camera and looking darker and more terrifying than the first two commercials.
Playground
It shows a playground with no children or people at it but motorcycles being heard in the background, also containing a skatepark, a motorcyle ride, and a swingset. Pretty soon the boy jumps up and screamers in full light. This is the only time we see him with full color and no effects and with angry eyes.
Bike
It shows a grassy field with a bike parked up against a tree similar to the Meadow one and then it pans across and then it stops in the same way as it and then suddenly from out of nowhere, the boy appears upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped and darker.
Apex
We see a house on a hill with mountains surrounding it and it pans across showing how beautiful the scene is until suddenly the boy appears and screams.
Farm
It shows a farm on a hillside with cows and then suddenly from out of nowhere the boy appears and screams. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a filter and darker.
Neon
It shows a colorful looking strip mall and the suddenly from out of nowhere the boy appears again with his hair in a bun and with burned eyes and a shirt on from upside down, screaming.
Lite Versions
River it shows a river scene at sunset with cars driving by the cliff of where its at and then very slowly but teasingly a bear puppet jumps and and says, "Boooohoooo" in a goofy and teasing voice.
Concert it shows a livley concert at a music festivcal with carnival rides and the crowd starts to clap right before the drop. As soon as the beat is about to drop a buddah statue appears from the bottom trying to clumisly come up and the music slows down and eventually stops.
Playground it shows a playground with no people at it, a skate park, a swing set, and a motorcycle ride, and then very slowly and obvious a monkey puppet apepars and says, "Ooo ooo monkey!" Very clumsily.
Neon it shows a lively strip mall covered in lights with a mouse puppet trying to clumsily hide at the bottom, and then it jumps up and giggles.
Espresso To-Go commercials
There is also meme-format commercials for K-fee's Espresso To-Go drinks which show memes and then the boy interrupting the scene in the same way as the commercial, only this time he ducks away and the scene finishes as it shows the tagline, "Take it on the go." And then the company logo with the child whipsering. Sometimes these ad end with K-fee's social media accounts.
- 1: It shows an African American man with dwarfism saying he's about to do something and right before he does it, the boy popus up and screams very loudly but shortly. The man then proceeds to do the thing as the boy ducks from out of the way.
- 2: It shows 3 African American boys playing a game outside of a high school and right before the right one raises his hand, the boy jumps up and screams. They then proceed to play the game after the boy disappears from the scene.
- 3: It shows a man saying that the viewer called him, "Dark choocolate" but then goes on to say, "AKA young sexy mother-" and then the sentence and scene gets interrupted by the boy who appears from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the African American dwarf man but zoomed in and vertically flipped. It ends with the man talking about something else while the kid goes away from the screen for the remainder of the meme commercial.
Links
NOTE: The following videos contain screamers!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhSmj4b8j4k
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO22SFNvHTo
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QloYBMaWLfk
