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In 2002, [[Liquid Generation]] released a series of [[:Category:Liquid Generation|''Sabotage'']] pranks with a similar theme, which usually came in the form of fake e-cards. They were presented in Windows 98/ME style windows, in order to trick people who received these pranks by email into believing that those are standalone applications. | In 2002, [[Liquid Generation]] released a series of [[:Category:Liquid Generation|''Sabotage'']] pranks with a similar theme, which usually came in the form of fake e-cards. They were presented in Windows 98/ME style windows, in order to trick people who received these pranks by email into believing that those are standalone applications. | ||
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=== '''Happy White Seal says "I Love You"''' === | === '''Happy White Seal says "I Love You"''' === | ||
[[File:Seal.png|thumb|220x220px]] | [[File:Seal.png|thumb|220x220px]] | ||
The prank's fake title bar says | The prank's fake title bar says: “''Somebody loves you!''”. It shows an adorable white cartoon seal sitting in an arctic region with animated hearts around it, which says: “Wow, someone must love you really, really a whole lot to send you such a lovely card. I love you so much, from a very special friend.” | ||
Then suddenly, a flashing black and white screen appears, while a voice shouts out | Then suddenly, a flashing black and white screen appears, while a voice shouts out: “''ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL! ALL THE TIME!''”, which is displayed on the screen in big red letters. | ||
=== '''Monkey Love''' === | === '''Monkey Love''' === | ||
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Like in the previous prank, the title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. This time, a blue cartoon monkey next to a couple of palm trees near a beach at sunset talks to the viewer, and says: “Somebody sent you this card, 'cause they're real, real interested in getting you some monkey love. If monkey lovin's what you want, then this is what you're gonna get...” | Like in the previous prank, the title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. This time, a blue cartoon monkey next to a couple of palm trees near a beach at sunset talks to the viewer, and says: “Somebody sent you this card, 'cause they're real, real interested in getting you some monkey love. If monkey lovin's what you want, then this is what you're gonna get...” | ||
Now a red and yellow screen screen pops up with a voice shouting | Now a red and yellow screen screen pops up with a voice shouting: “''CHICKSWITHDICKS.COM! HALF CHICK, HALF DICK! ALL THE TIME!''” which is yet again displayed on the screen in black letters. | ||
=== '''Personality Test''' === | === '''Personality Test''' === | ||
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The questions and their respective comments by the host are: | The questions and their respective comments by the host are: | ||
# Hey there! What's your name? | |||
- Oh, that name's so you. | - Oh, that name's so you. | ||
# Now tell me your age. | |||
- That's a good, ripe age. | - That's a good, ripe age. | ||
# What's your favorite color? | |||
- Huh... I thought you would have chosen Mauve or Navajo White. | - Huh... I thought you would have chosen Mauve or Navajo White. | ||
# Do you wipe from in front or behind? | |||
- Really?! That's not what my mom taught me! | - Really?! That's not what my mom taught me! | ||
# When's the last time you boinked? | |||
- ...you loser. | - ...you loser. | ||
# Who is your favorite celebrity? | |||
- Did you know that they are a drugged addicted media whore with a kinky sex life? I'm serious. | - Did you know that they are a drugged addicted media whore with a kinky sex life? I'm serious. | ||
# What's your favorite food? | |||
- Ok. That would explain how fat your ass has become this year. | - Ok. That would explain how fat your ass has become this year. | ||
# Religiously speaking, who do you believe in? | |||
- Really? I believe in The Beatles because they're bigger than Jesus. I also have this really big soft spot for Ringo. | - Really? I believe in The Beatles because they're bigger than Jesus. I also have this really big soft spot for Ringo. | ||
# Add these numbers together: 2+2+5+69+4+2+100: | |||
- Good. I think you can move on to Advanced Retarded Kid Math. | - Good. I think you can move on to Advanced Retarded Kid Math. | ||
# How do you think you did on this test? | |||
- From the looks of it, I'm not sure what you're going to think of your results. Let's tally the scores... | - From the looks of it, I'm not sure what you're going to think of your results. Let's tally the scores... | ||
The flash then pretends to calculate the results, leading to a slowly flashing screen with the player's chosen name on top and the text “YOUR PERSONALITY SUCKS!” in red letters, which is said out loudly by the narrator. | The flash then pretends to calculate the results, leading to a slowly flashing screen with the player's chosen name on top and the text “YOUR PERSONALITY SUCKS!” in red letters, which is said out loudly by the narrator. | ||
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Then a human cartoon butt with several pimples suddenly appears with a prolonged fart sound. | Then a human cartoon butt with several pimples suddenly appears with a prolonged fart sound. | ||
==Showcase== | === '''Desktop settings''' === | ||
[[File:Desktop sabotage desktop settings.PNG|thumb|220x220px]] | |||
The prank starts with a pop up message, each clicks that received a message when resetting the desktop settings. then clicking a huge surprise, the Desktop changes a pornographic palace discotheque which hear girls moaning. | |||
== Links == | |||
<u>NOTE</u>: The following animations contain inappropriate or startling content. | |||
* '''007 Loves The Ladies''': | |||
* '''Computer Virus''': | |||
* '''White Seal''': albinoblacksheep.com/flash/seal | |||
* '''Monkey Love''': | |||
* '''Personality Test''': | |||
* '''Secret Agent Man''': web.archive.org/web/20151114081723oe_/liquidgeneration.com/media/horse_sabotage.swf | |||
* '''Secret Message''': | |||
* '''You Are Being Hypnotized''': | |||
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=== '''Showcase videos''' === | |||
* '''Secret Agent Man''': bitchute.com/video/okNorGRJv3CE/ | * '''Secret Agent Man''': bitchute.com/video/okNorGRJv3CE/ | ||
[[Category:Animations]] | [[Category:Animations]] | ||
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[[Category:Pornography]] | [[Category:Pornography]] | ||
[[Category:Screamers with songs]] | [[Category:Screamers with songs]] | ||
[[Category:Hypnosis Screamers]] | |||
