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{{Closed}}{{Infobox website
|title = Shocksitelist.com
|image = File:ShockSiteList logo.png
|maker = Community-based
|type = [[Shock site]]
|registered in = 2005
|Website domain = .com
|written in = HTML, CSS
|status = Inactive
}}
[[File:ShockSiteList.png|thumb|The website's homepage as of 2010.]]
'''ShockSiteList.com''' was a [[shock site]] aggregator established in 2005. The website organised its media into eleven distinct categories, focusing primarily on [[Adobe Flash|Flash]] animations, shock [[videos]], and [[GIF|GIFs]].


It functioned as a directory, either hosting files directly or serving as a mirror for "disposable" domains that were frequently banned by hosting providers. The user can publish their own links by contacting the owner through email.
The platform faced increasing pressure from [[wikipedia:Content delivery network|CDNs]] and hosts; in May 2017, a series of [[wikipedia:Cloudflare|Cloudflare]] bans targeting shock-content mirrors led to the site's primary domains being taken offline. Consequently, many of the associated shock sites also became inaccessible.
==Farting==
{{Quote|Known as flatulence, but commonly referred to as farting.|ShockSiteList.com}}
Poopser features the same [[GIF]] of the "farting poodle man" originally hosted on [[Discharges.org]], accompanied by the song ''[[wikipedia:Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows|Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows]]'' by [[wikipedia:Lesley Gore|Lesley Gore]].
''[[Cake Farts]]'' was a [[shock video]] originally hosted on its namesake website. The footage begins with a shot of a single-layer chocolate cake before panning to a woman who informs the viewer of her affinity for flatulating on cakes. She subsequently undresses and sits upon the confection, flatulating repeatedly while mashing the cake and frosting against herself.
Other related [[shock site|shock sites]] featuring similar themes include Pudding Farter, Mr Fartman, Meat Loaf Farts, and Birthday Cake Farts.
==Stupid Stunts==
{{Quote|Stupid Videos, Funny Videos, Just Plain Stupid Videos, Stunt Videos.|ShockSiteList.com}}
Stupid Stunts is a series of videos that parody notorious [[shock site|shock sites]]. Among these is "2 Girls 1 Cuppa", a spoof of [[2 Girls 1 Cup]] marketed with the tagline, "This one is much easier to stomach."
''1 Bottle, 20 Seconds'' features a participant consuming an entire bottle of alcohol in under twenty seconds; the video suggests that eating beforehand helps prevent rapid absorption, allowing one to "drink more and faster."
''2 Guys 1 Roof'' depicts two individuals jumping off a roof, a premise that is self-explanatory based on the title.
==Offensive Videos==
{{Quote|Outrageous and offensive pornographic videos, only the best make it in here.|ShockSiteList.com}}
''Rave Musik'' features a looped [[animation]] of a woman vomiting onto an individual lying on a table while a third person observes. The sequence subsequently plays in reverse, accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjvGv2jwi9M remix] of the song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3K9VnZ1k44 "Fly High"] by [[wikipedia:Me & My|Me & My]].
''Nuts in da ass'' consists of a [[GIF]] depicting a male with enlarged testicles and a small penis ejaculating onto himself and the floor. The footage was also recognised on the Meatspin network under the title "Big Bag".
''Danish Handshake'' features a GIF that depicts an act of fisting that results in an anal prolapse; simultaneously, the woman is shown performing oral sex on another man. The sequence is set to the song "Devil Inside" by INXS.
''Banana Canon'', a GIF of a woman shooting a banana from her anus into another woman's face. A mirror to [[Blink-182.com]].
''Fish Blow'', a GIF depicting a man utilizing a fish to perform oral sex on him while two women are shown in the background. The song "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgTRY9vGCM Smell Yo Dick]" by Riskay is featured; this was also hosted on [[Discharges.org]].
''Ass Zoom'', an endlessly zooming [[Wikipedia:Droste effect|Droste effect]] loop of George W. Bush's anus.
''Vampirecunt.com'' a [[shock site]] containing a [[video]] of an individual masturbating and subsequently bleeding from the genitals.
This category also encompasses several other notorious [[shock site|shock sites]], such as [[Mr. Hands]], [[Merry Holidays]] (also known as "Fucking Xmas"), [[Canadian Tea Party]], [[Dance.swf|2 Girls 1 Disco]], and the [[BME Pain Olympics]].
==Shitting==
{{Quote|Cacophilia. I can't decide if this stuff is actually enjoyable or just fucking annoying.|ShockSiteList.com}}
''[[Poobutton.com|Poo Button]]'' features a red button on a white background with the prompt: "Press The Poo Button... You know you want to." Upon the third activation, the site displays a [[GIF]] of a scatological act accompanied by the song [[wikipedia:Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)|"Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)"]].
''Drecksau'' features an image of a man with his trousers lowered, lying on a bathroom floor covered in vomit and faeces. The accompanying caption reads "www ist voll die Drecksau !!!", which translates from German as "The WWW is a total pig" or "filthy person" (reflecting the site's name, which literally translates to "dirt-sow").
The category includes other entries like [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], ''Bored Dykes'', ''Choc Surprise'', ''Grubby Chicks'', ''2 Girls 1 Cracker''
==Gay Motherfuckers==
{{Quote|Dumb gay bastards, fuck I do feel sorry for some of the guys in these videos.|ShockSiteList.com}}
''Ripple Guts'' features a [[GIF]] of a man inserting a large object into his rectum, creating a visible protrusion in his abdomen. The sequence is accompanied by the song "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHQGBGTvF60 The Kelly Affair]" by [[wikipedia:Be Your Own Pet|Be Your Own Pet]].
''Officewank.com'', a clip depicting an individual filming an employee masturbating in a workplace environment. Upon being discovered, the employee reacts aggressively, shouting at and physically striking the person recording.
''Melon Dude'' contains two GIFs. The first depicts two men interacting with a watermelon in a sexual manner; the second features a single individual and focuses primarily on his waist, whereas the first GIF shows the participants' upper bodies. The bottom of the page displays a man with his testicles inserted into his anus, accompanied by the caption "LOOK AT ME MOM!".
''My Cyperspace'' is a [[video]] of [[Goatse|Kirk Johnson]], inserting two dildos up his anus.
''Youloveniggers'' was a GIF of an obese individual engaging in anal sex with a man, accompanied by the song "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRyWpgmV3Y Shake That Ass Bitch]" by Booty Bass.
''Nigga Flip'' was a GIF of a black man having sex with a woman against a couch. They are in a strange position, and then he flips her and licks her anus/vagina. A black-and-white image of a blinking kid with a somewhat shocked expression floats around the website.
Other notable entries in this category include [[2 Guys 1 Hole]], Gooork (also known as "2 Guys 1 Cock" from [[ShockChan]]), and [[Mr. Hands]].
==Funny Porn Pictures==
{{Quote|Funny adult pictures and really funny nude images that will make you laugh.|ShockSiteList.com}}
''Arab Goggles'' shows an image of a woman reclining while a man places his testicles over her eyes. The accompanying caption reads, "I CAN'T SEE SHIT!"
''[[Biglemonparty.com|Big Lemon Party]]'' displays the original [[Lemon Party]] photograph alongside various other [[shock sites|pornographic images]] featuring elderly men.
''Cock Knot'' features an image of a man's penis tied into a knot, accompanied by the caption: "A long ass cock tied into a neat bow."
''Auto Castration'' depicts a man using a rope to perform an auto-castration; the page also includes a photograph documenting the aftermath of the procedure.
''Alphabet Boobs'' features a series of images depicting women with letters of the alphabet painted onto or formed by their breasts, marketed with the claim that they "drive men wild."
''This is how I roll'', an image of a man seated in a wheelchair-like contraption with a woman bound upside-down and restrained with a ball gag in front of him. A small flag, attached to a sexual device, is inserted into her genitals or rectum. The accompanying caption at the bottom of the image reads, "THIS IS HOW I ROLL".
==Amazing Shemales==
{{Quote|Lovely big dick shemales and tranny chicks with lipstick size cocks.|ShockSiteList.com}}
''Love Parade'' the same image from [[LOLTrain]] but with different caption.
''Cock Flop'', a [[GIF]] of a pre-operative transgender woman or a person with a penis engaging in anal sex with a male. The animation is the same as the one hosted on [[Whipcrack.org]], accompanied by the song [[wikipedia:Dude (Looks Like a Lady)|"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"]] by [[wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]].
''Putrid Sex Object'', a [[shock site|gore video]] directed by Matt McKay and released in 2006. The footage features an individual, identified as Alexandro Guerrero, dressed in feminine attire. The sequence depicts Guerrero discovering a severed bovine head prop on the floor and subsequently engaging in various sexual acts with the remains, including masturbation and insertion of his penis into the specimen.
''Horse Hung Lady Boy'', an [[animation]] and some photos of Long Mint, a Thai trans woman and pornstar with her impressively large penis
''Herms for President'' was a non-existent [[Flash]] which presumably had something to do with hermaphrodites.
''This will turn you gay'', originally featured a [[video]] depicting the extensively pierced genitalia of fetish performer O’Pearl. The page also included an image of [[wikipedia:Howard Stern|Howard Stern]] accompanied by the caption "AS SEEN ON THE [[wikipedia:Howard Stern|HOWARD STERN]] SHOW", as well as a photograph of a severely distended vagina edited with a superimposed face and the caption "I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY". An image of a mask from the ''[[wikipedia:Predator (franchise)|Predator]]'' franchise was also present.
==Stupid Flash Animations==
{{Quote|We also take no responsibility for any content published, or any other funny movie or flash animation made available on this web site.|ShockSiteList.com}}
''Rat Cunt'' is a [[GIF]] depicting a woman whose genitals have been replaced with a mouth.
''Kickinthecunt'' is a GIF of a blonde individual in a black-striped shirt kicking a naked woman; the sequence is set to the song ''Kick in the Cunt'' performed by [[Wikipedia:Jack Black|Jack Black]] from the 2002 film ''[[wikipedia:Run Ronnie Run!|Run Ronnie Run!]]''. A link at the bottom of the page, titled "See The Original Kick In The Cunt," directs users to the source footage.
''Jihad Cowboys'' features a group of men in traditional South Asian attire dancing to the 1986 song [[wikipedia:The Final Countdown (song)|The Final Countdown]] by Swedish rock band Europe.
''FLAP FLAP FLAP'', also known as ''What the fuck is this?'', features an anime character with an anus for a nose, a vagina for a mouth, and a pulsating protrusion on the forehead, accompanied by electronic pop music.
This category also includes the [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/leekspin-loituma-girl Leek Spinner], ''My Lazy Sundays'', "Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala", ''Happy Porn'', ''Give A Fuck O Meter'', ''Free SMS To Mobile'', ''Free Screen Cleaner'', and the ''Free Lotto Number Generator''.
==Nasty Trick Domains==
{{Quote|Trick anybody snooping around your AIM/MSN profile by copying and pasting the domain url with their name in it. Then send it to them!|ShockSiteList.com}}
''Dock Fuck'' contains two different images depicting the act of [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking docking] where one individual inserts their penis into the foreskin of another. The title is likely a play on the term or a misspelling of "Dick Fuck."
''Penis Piano'' was a [[GIF]] of a man "playing" a prop piano constructed from cloth. The animation depicts the individual using his genitals to strike the "keys" accompanied by the caption: "Great job! You are a true champion!"
''Loves Shit'' was a GIF depicting a man defecating onto a woman's face. This is the same footage utilised on the [[ShockChan]] version of Worm Gush.
''Loves Transgender'', a GIF of a naked woman with a penis dancing.
''Loves Goats'' was a GIF of a man licking the lips of a goat's head (potentially a taxidermy specimen). The [[GIF]] was featured on [[Somebodylovesyou.biz]].
''Has a Tiny Dick'' was a [[website]] that initially displays the text "Has a tiny dick is a harmless joke." Upon scrolling down, the page reveals a gallery of images featuring micropenises.
''Monkeyshower.com'', featured a [[video]] depicting an orangutan urinating into its own mouth. The page included a photograph of a man positioned to receive urine into his mouth from a monkey.
This category also includes ''Shit Box'' (also known as "Congratulations, you got shitboxed!!!"), a bait-and-switch prank similar in execution to [[wikipedia:Rickrolling|Rickrolling]].
==Penis Pain==
{{Quote|You can almost feel the pain by just watching this display of cock and ball torture.|ShockSiteList.com}}
''Penis Crusher'', a GIF of a man stepping on a realistic-looking penis, making semen (or a substance resembling it) come out. Similar to above.
''Nut Dancer'', a GIF of a person stepping on a (possibly fake) penis, mostly on its testicles, along with music playing.
''2 Needles 1 Penis'' was a clip from [[1 Man 2 Needles]] of a man puncturing his testicles and causing a clear fluid to leak with ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpz67hBIJwg Don't Put Marbles Up Your Nose]'' from the animated TV show ''[[wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)|Home Movies]]'' playing in the background.
''[[1 Man 1 Centipede|Centipenis]]'', a centipede going through a guy's circumcised penis.
''Wienerbbq.com'', a [[video]] of a man who has his penis on a barbecue grill, while the song "Bar-B-Que" played in the background.
Other entries include [[2 Kids 1 Sandbox|Boston Wanderer]], ''2 Fingers 1 Cock'', ''Wiener BBQ'', ''Finger in Penis'', and ''Massive Nuts''.
==Links==
<font color=yellow><u>NOTE</u>: The following [[shock site]] contains extremely [[graphic content]]!</font>
* web.archive.org/web/20100722002753/shocksitelist.com
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