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The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 serves the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opens windows if the browser is Internet Explorer and randomly selects which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 is largely unchanged, except that it lacks a certain if statement found in the original mirror.  
The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 serves the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opens windows if the browser is Internet Explorer and randomly selects which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 is largely unchanged, except that it lacks a certain if statement found in the original mirror.  


The page utilizes the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref>Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref>Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref>Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also has a button labeled CLICK ME, which makes use of the onmouseover, onclick, and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.  
The page utilizes the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref>Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref>Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref>Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also has a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which makes use of the onmouseover, onclick, and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.  


Procreator.php executes the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contains the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
Procreator.php executes the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contains the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
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It checks whether the user's operating system is [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|MacIntosh]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checks if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] is either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].
It checks whether the user's operating system is [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|MacIntosh]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checks if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] is either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].


One notable feature of Version 4.1 is that it retrieves and submits the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collects various user data and utilizes a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contains the following data:  
One notable feature of Version 4.1 is that it retrieves and submits the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collects other various user data and utilizes a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contains the following data:  


*ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
*ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
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== Last Measure Unified X==
== Last Measure Unified X==
Last Measure Unified X contains a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may be an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing Alt+F4 or Ctrl key brings up an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key displays a list of credits that reads: <pre>
Last Measure Unified X contains a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may be an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilizes the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page is "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing Alt+F4 or Ctrl key brings up an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key displays a list of credits that reads: <pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Starring:
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PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
</pre>The full shock image is [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|awesome.jpg]], [[Hello.jpg|Goatse]], hotblowjob.jpg, zoidberg.jpg, [[Tubgirl]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg, stopracism.jpg, rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg, and [[spin.gif]]. Like versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embeds hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also includes 15 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" but they do not seem to play in any way.
</pre>The full shock image is [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|awesome.jpg]], [[Hello.jpg|Goatse]], [[Hai2u|hotblowjob.jpg]], zoidberg.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.</ref> [[Tubgirl]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg,<ref>An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to [[Goatse]].</ref> stopracism.jpg,<ref>An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Additional Images|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Weightlifter" image, which shows a man squatting with a prolapsed rectum.</ref> and [[spin.gif]]. Like versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embeds hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also includes 15 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" but they do not seem to play in any way.
 
The movew0w function returns in Unified X, but the shellscript function is renamed back to procreate. Unlike previous iterations of procreate, however, it only opens a single 800x600 window that cycles through the list of images on a loop. The window has the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilizes the onload, onmousemove, onmouseover, and onkeydown events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions. It utilizes the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1.


The movew0w function returns in Unified X, but the shellscript function is renamed back to procreate. Unlike previous iterations of procreate, however, it only opens a single window that cycles through the list of images on a loop. The window contains the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilizes the onload, onmousemove, onmouseover, and onkeydown events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.
[[File:UnifiedX Stats.png|thumb|The stats table generated by Unified X.]]
Unified X introduces a function named ruin which calls an infinite loop in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also makes various outbound connections. The site attempts to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempts to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and uses rlogin and telnet to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contains a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opens up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.
Unified X introduces a function named ruin which calls an infinite loop in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also makes various outbound connections. The site attempts to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempts to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and uses rlogin and telnet to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contains a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opens up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.


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The site also downloads three files. Two of these files are "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] does not play or function in any way, and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file is not an actual PDF but instead a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempts to download Gayniggers From Outer Space [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file sharing network.
The site also downloads three files. Two of these files are "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] does not play or function in any way, and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file is not an actual PDF but instead a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempts to download Gayniggers From Outer Space [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file sharing network.
Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X also collects various user information and compiles it into a table.


==Nimp.org==
==Nimp.org==
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Nimp.org]]''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Nimp.org]]''</blockquote>Nimp.org's code was largely based off of Unified X. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Live!". Unlike Unified X, the procreate function opens numerous windows. It also fixed the problem with the audio clips in Unified X. The audio files are played in a staggered delay and on a loop.
 
==Seizure Measure==
==Seizure Measure==
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as Last Measure, but embedded a Flash file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.  
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a Flash file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.  


Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.  
Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was Microsoft Internet Explorer and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.  
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The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]], which was a division of the GNAA. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.  
The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]], which was a division of the GNAA. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.  


The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight]], and [[Lemonparty|Lemon Party]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample.   
The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight]], and [[Lemonparty|Lemon Party]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample.   


==Trivia==  
==Trivia==  
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*web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*[[Nimp.org|anything.on.nimp.org]]
*[[Nimp.org|anything.on.nimp.org]]
**lol.on.nimp.org
**niggers.on.nimp.org
**torrents,on.nimp.org
*web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/<nowiki>http://dc.h4xx.com/</nowiki>
*web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/<nowiki>http://dc.h4xx.com/</nowiki>
*web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/<nowiki>http://www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt</nowiki>
*web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/<nowiki>http://www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt</nowiki>
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*web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
*web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
*web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/[anything].tripod.com
*anything.tripod.com
**mantako.tripod.com
*archive.ph/hiGQ0
*archive.ph/hiGQ0
*oocities.org/gniger972
*oocities.org/gniger972
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*web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
*'''[anything]'''.bioghost.com
*'''[anything]'''.bioghost.com
**kittens.bioghost.com
**bioghost.com/~mao
*'''[anything]'''.loldongs.eu
*'''[anything]'''.loldongs.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
*web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
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<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following download contains graphic images!</font>
<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following download contains graphic images!</font>
*sam.zoy.org/lmos/
*sam.zoy.org/lmos/
===YouTube video===
<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
*youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI


===Source code===
===Source code===
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*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/<nowiki>http://www.lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz</nowiki>
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/<nowiki>http://www.lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz</nowiki>
*'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz</nowiki>
*'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz</nowiki>
===Showcase video===
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4


===Background audio===
===Background audio===
*gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav
*gnaa.ga/lastmeasure/HEY.wav
*archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO
*archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO
===YouTube video===
<u>NOTE</u>: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
*youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
===Showcase video===
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4


===Further Reading===
===Further Reading===